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GazaCraft: Yousaf’s Probe & Pixels

former first minister, gaza, GazaCraft, humza yousaf, pixels, Probe, quarter-million donation, scotland, Yousafs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Towns Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have scottish politicians donating quarter-millions to gaza for no reason at all! come build your own pixelated version of gaza city and see if you can find the secret donation chest hidden somewhere in the map! maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous conspiracy while you’re at it! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged? come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	4448
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3772
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	21

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

advice, clear path, clown world, degenerate culture, finding energy, Happy, low wages, low-trust society, Minecraft, motivated, overcoming adversity, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal decay, Staying Happy, third world invaders, toxic food, unaffordable housing, Weimerica, Western countries, young White men

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, Coin, critique, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Evaluation, Fun, humor, Investment, long tail tag, meme, meme coin, meme economy., meme market, Minecraft, new coin, pump and dump, pump.fun, racist, satire, smp, Speculative, TOKEN

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4523
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, crash to desktop, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, Gammasissies, good hunting, HUD guide, lockup, Miscellaneous Guide, mod guide, mod reviews, modding, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, Stalker

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

Based, brutality, Charles Manson, crime, cult leader, cult mentality, DESERVED, Evil, Hollywood, Justice, Manipulation, manson, Manson cult, Manson was based, Minecraft, murder, Sharon Tate, smp, Tate, Tate deserved it, Tragedy, true crime, Twisted, Victims

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

FreakyDragons

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Economy PvP Skyblock Modded Factions Whitelisted Vanilla Java Bedrock Redstone Farming Building Exploration, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

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BeyondMC

Adventure, bedrock, Bedrock Port, BeyondMC, BeyondMC.net, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, java, Java Version, LifeSteal, lifesteal event, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Real Challenge, server ip, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	732	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Love Letters Sent:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1

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Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

Anime, Character development, creative decisions, cultural norms, Diversity, fertility, fictional characters, Gender Roles, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Motherhood, narrative choices, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Pregnant Women, rare, representation, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, storytelling, taboo, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	190	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	7075
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

Author, Author’s Mouthpiece, chatterbox, Crafty, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouthpiece, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, anime girls you literally can’t stop fapping to, can’t stop, can’t stop fapping, Fapping, Girls, LITERALLY, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, STOP, stop fapping, tags

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you will find anime girls that will make you question your sanity! These girls are so irresistible, you won’t be able to stop fapping to them – trust us, we’ve tried. But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to fight off evil mobs with magical powers, build insane structures that defy gravity, and participate in epic PvP battles where the stakes are higher than your diamond sword collection. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with anime girls and Minecraft madness!