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GazaCraft: Yousaf’s Probe & Pixels

former first minister, gaza, GazaCraft, humza yousaf, pixels, Probe, quarter-million donation, scotland, Yousafs

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	4765	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have scottish politicians donating quarter-millions to gaza for no reason at all! come build your own pixelated version of gaza city and see if you can find the secret donation chest hidden somewhere in the map! maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous conspiracy while you’re at it! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged? come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Votes:	9936
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Potions Brewed:	38

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Late for Minecraft SMP

2016, 2020, Abandoned, disinterest, disregarded, Forgotten, Irrelevance, Irrelevant, It feels too late, lack of interest, Late, Minecraft, NO ONE CARES, obsolete, Outdated, outdated content, past seasons, season 1, SEASON 2, shit anymore, smp, TV series, unimportant

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	140	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

anime fan, Caliope, Calliope Mori, entertainer, Forest, Gaming, hololive, internet personality, japanese, live performance, meme queen, Minecraft, Online Community, Otaku, Server, Shrek savant, singing, streaming, talent, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

Adult males People, Boys Human species, Brothers Adult men, Crafty, Dudes Homo sapiens sapiens, Fathers Human race, gender, gentlemen, guys, Human, Human Men Male, humans, Husbands, Male (Gender), Male adults, male population, Males, Man Human beings, Manhood Human males, Mankind, Masculinity Homo sapiens, Men, Minecraft, Server, Sons

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Items Found:	1885
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3004
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage choices, marriage trends, Minecraft, non-white wife, Paradise, PIXEL, political affiliations, political beliefs, political ideologies, race relations, racial preferences, relationship dynamics, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	260	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

Connect, connect content, CONTENT, long tail, Minecraft, phase, phase connect, phase connect content, smp, tags

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

with AuVan

24/7, Active owner, base hiding, Boundaries, building, Community, dedicated server, Fun, gameplay, minecraft server, player interaction, PvE, PvP, respectful, rules, Solo, Survival, survival gameplay, survival server, teamwork, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

AussiePureVanillaSurvival.linkmc.net

All The Mods 10

banned, configs, Custom, Homes, Items, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

173.240.154.76:26945

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl9.bear-land.net