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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6238
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up and starts humping you in your path. Yes, you read that right. But that’s not all! We have flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, because on our server, anything goes!

GF Defender’s Den

Angry, badminton, Boundaries, Communication, Defenders, defending girlfriend, Den, dump jokes, friendship, Girlfriend, Group Chat, loyalty, misunderstandings, overprotective, overreacting, Proud, Respect, sarcastic jokes, school friends, Support, taking action, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who will never make sarcastic jokes about you! Unlike the friends in this story, our players are all about spreading positivity and having a good time.

Join our server and never worry about someone telling you to “kys” or making fun of you for buying fries for your girlfriend. We promise that no one will ever exclude you from getting gum or make you feel left out. Our community is all about lifting each other up and having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Leave the drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building awesome creations. See you in the game!

CraftySMP: DoYouEvenMinecraft

continuous learning, CraftySMP, daily routine, DoYouEvenMinecraft, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meditation techniques, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, Physical fitness, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity tips, self improvement, self-care practices, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, why wouldn’t you want to join? We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. You can ride a rainbow unicorn and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with us? Yeah, they’re totally rad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Block Therapy Server

BLOCK, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy boundaries, hobbies, journaling, medication management, meditation, mental health, Mental health resources, mindfulness, nature walks, positive affirmations, self compassion, self-care, Server, social support, Stress Management, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your mind! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make all your worries disappear. Need to destress? Just punch a tree! Feeling overwhelmed? Build a castle and rule over your subjects (aka other players)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes rainbows and glitter. Some say that if you find him, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet zombie pigman).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the blocky madness heal your soul. Who needs therapy when you have virtual pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

curriculum changes, education, Holycraft, Minecraft, Poland, Poland culture, Poland current events, Poland education reform, Poland education system, Poland government, Poland news, Poland news update, Poland policy, Poland religion, Poland school system, Poland schools, Poland society, Poland students, Religious Education, Religious Studies, SCHOOLs, Server, weekly religion classes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also learn about religion at the same time? well, this server is perfect for u! we have like, half the number of weekly religion classes as poland schools, so u can game and pray at the same time!

join us and experience the ultimate combo of building epic structures in minecraft while also getting ur spiritual fix. who needs boring old school when u can have this insane experience? come join us now and let the good times roll!

ElectricCraftNorway

#sustainability, clean energy, climate change, electric cars, electric infrastructure, electric revolution, electric transportation, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle charging, electric vehicle incentives, electric vehicle industry, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle policy, electric vehicle transition, electric vehicles, ElectricCraftNorway, environmentalism, green technology, norway, renewable energy, Zero Emissions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, bro. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around in diamond armor, i kid u not. and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. it’s a real hoot, lemme tell ya.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks as far as the eye can see. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty rad. we take him out for walks around the server and watch as he terrorizes all the noobs who dare to challenge us.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, then come on down to our crazy town. just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. cuz things are about to get wild up in here, my dude.

Hominin Haven: Romania 1.95mil

1.95 million years ago, 1.95mil, 200k years earlier, ancient history, anthropology, archaeology, DENISOVANS, discovery, early humans, Eurasia, Evidence, Evolution, Haven, hominin, hominin activity, human origins, humans, Migration, Neanderthals, Paleontology, prehistoric, previously thought, Romania

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Votes:	6106
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray server?!?! it’s like so lit, u won’t believe it! like, did u know that humans were in Eurasia like 1.95 million years ago?? that’s like sooo long ago, u guys! imagine all the cool stuff they left behind for us to find in this server!

join this server if u wanna uncover ancient civilizations and build ur own epic empire! like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of history, amirite?! plus, there’s like secret caves and hidden treasures waiting for u to discover! u might even find a time machine and go back to prehistoric times, how cool is that?!

so come join us on this server and let’s explore the mysteries of the past together! who knows, u might even find urself face to face with a real-life caveman! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and let the adventure begin! #cavemandreams #prehistoricfun #minecraftmadness

Starry Street Suisei 1.20.4

1.20.4, Beyond, Collab songs, covers, Disney Tribute Cover, FAQ, Hoshimachi Suisei, Kireigoto, latest songs, Live Tour 2024, Midnight Grand Orchestra, Music Space, NHK Radio, Nippon Budokan Live, Original MVs, Pieces, Shinsei Mokuroku, Shout in Crisis, Specter, Spectra of Nova, Starry, Stellar Stellar, Still Still Stellar, street, Suisei, Suisei x KAF Interview, supernova, twitter, Upcoming Events, youtube channel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	4954
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got Hoshimachi Suisei vibes all over the place! It’s like diving into a galaxy of music and fun, man! Plus, they got events like Hoshimachi Suisei Nippon Budokan Live – SuperNova, where you can rock out with your block out! And don’t even get me started on the Suisei x KAF Interview – it’s pure gold, I tell ya! So, what are you waiting for? Scrap and build your way into this crazy world of music and Minecraft madness! Let’s goooooo!

BdayBashMCServer

awkward situation, BdayBashMCServer, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family unity, legal guardian, making a scene, misunderstandings, parental figures, social interactions, stepdad, stepfamily, stepsister, teenager, uncomfortable conversation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and intense arguments over virtual blocks.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as the misunderstood stepchild who accidentally causes chaos at family events. Will you be able to smooth things over with your stepsister after unintentionally getting her aunt kicked out of the party? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games where you can reenact the heated arguments between family members or even create your own drama-filled storylines. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

FosterSisNoThanks

acceptance, adoption, birthday wish, childhood trauma, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional maturity, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, foster child, FosterSisNoThanks, Guilt, love, mixed feelings, parenting, processing emotions, Resentment, sibling relationship, sister

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	6513
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where you don’t have to deal with pesky siblings or guilt trips from your parents.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any little sisters asking to play with you. No more awkward conversations about love and acceptance, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a little sister when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s build a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, without any unwanted birthday wishes getting in the way.

WorryFreeSMP – Live Life Easy in Minecraft SMP

at ease, blissful, Calm, Carefree, CONTENT, EASY, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, laid back, Leisurely, Life, Live, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peaceful, positive mindset, Relaxed, Serenity, smp, stress free, Tranquility, unworried, worry-free, WorryFreeSMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	108	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where all your worries just melt away like butter on a hot potato. Seriously, I joined and suddenly all my bills were paid, my acne disappeared, and I found a golden llama that poops diamonds. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. We danced all night long to dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies, it was lit AF.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. I once fought a player who was riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword that shot laser beams. It was epic, I tell ya.

So come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake?