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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up and starts humping you in your path. Yes, you read that right. But that’s not all! We have flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, because on our server, anything goes!

Sellner’s Block Party

Austrian activist, banned from entry, BLOCK, border control, controversial figure, entry ban, Europe, extremism, far right, free speech, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, Martin Sellner, Party, political activism, Public Safety, right-wing movement, Sellners, social media influencer, switzerland, travel restrictions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	5093

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Crops Grown:	3299

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Towns Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-nuclear movement, Diplomacy, disarmament, global security, hiroshima, Humanitarian efforts, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, nagasaki, Nihon Hidankyo, Nobel Peace Prize, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace advocacy, Peacebuilding, Server, world peace

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	167	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!