hump day – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

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New Server IP
WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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⭐⚡ Wellcube ⚡⭐ ➜ all cases /free [1.16.5+] ❤️ server minecraft

1.16.5, Cases, free, Minecraft, Server, wellcube

server “Wellcube for everyone Cases Free 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

n7.wellcube.space

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Just Vanilla MC

Minecraft SMP Server Community Collaboration Building Redstone Engineering Farming Adventure Discord Fresh Dedicated Thriving Structures Exploration Vanilla Plugins Experience Tweaks, smp, Vanilla

Minecraft SMP Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Status	Recently launched
Goal	Create a friendly and active survival experience
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Connect to the server IP given in our Discord channel and join us in-game!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Check out the rules section in our Discord server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP may be enabled in specific areas designated for combat, but overall, we promote a friendly and cooperative environment.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as your builds follow the server rules and are respectful towards other players’ creations, you are free to build as you please.

Sora Chan’s Shadow 1.20

Chans, cyberbullying, cyberstalking, dealing with stalkers, Harassment, internet safety, online harassment, online safety, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, Shadow, social media, sora, Sora-chan, Stalker, stalking behavior, stalking consequences, stalking laws, stalking prevention, stalking protection, stalking support, stop stalking, unwanted attention

Yo, bro, forget about Sora-chan stalking you on X, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy stalkers like her!

We’ve got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and the community is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and protect you from any unwanted attention – Sora-chan included!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to all your problems – virtual and IRL!

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ShoelessGF Minecraft Server

Christian Louboutin, designer brands, designer shoes, display shoes, expensive shoes, extravagant purchases, fashion accessories, fashion investment, high-end fashion, Investment, luxury fashion, Minecraft, mint condition, red bottoms, relationship conflicts, scuffed shoes, Server, shoe collection, shoe maintenance, ShoelessGF, Splurge, untouched shoes

In a world where red-bottomed heels hold the key to eternal happiness, one man dared to defy the laws of luxury fashion. Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing your ground against the relentless pressure to buy a second pair of shoes!

Embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the everlasting red bottoms and prove to the world that one pair is truly enough. Build your own closet of untouched treasures and show off your resistance to scuff marks like a true fashion warrior.

But beware, for the fashion police are always watching, ready to give you the side-eye of judgment if you dare to question the necessity of a second pair. Will you be able to withstand the peer pressure and emerge victorious in the battle of the shoes?

Join us now and let your fashion rebellion shine bright like a pair of pristine red bottoms in the sunlight! Remember, on this server, only the boldest and most stylish survive.

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GFsCookRequestAITAH

Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cost, Decision making, Dinner, experienced cook, Food, GFsCookRequestAITAH, ingredients, meal planning, menu, new to cooking, Preferences, relationship advice, Restaurant, Surprise, Time management, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your girlfriend’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server where asking what you want for dinner is not only allowed, but encouraged! We promise to keep you on your toes just like trying to figure out what your girlfriend wants to eat.

Our server is like a restaurant where the menu is constantly changing and you never know what you’re going to get. Will you be served a delicious feast or a burnt mess? The suspense is half the fun!

Just like in real life, we’ll make sure to keep you guessing and never quite satisfied. Join now for a culinary adventure unlike any other!

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CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, critical thinking, GENIUS, genius-level, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, Intelligent, observant, perceptive, problem solving, quick-witted, sharp, Smart, subtle sign

If someone can build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft using only redstone and minecarts, you know they’re a genius! And that’s exactly the kind of brainiacs you’ll find on our server. Join us for a wild ride of brain-busting puzzles, epic builds, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Who needs IQ tests when you’ve got Minecraft skills like these? Come flex your mental muscles with us and show the world just how smart you really are!

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New Server IP
AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”

Alliance, annex, AnnexCraft, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, Europe, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Leaders, Négotiation, News, North America, Politics, Starmer, Statement, trump, uk

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.

also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.

plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.

so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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New Server IP
Medieval Craft SMP

1.17.1, auction house, bedrock, Builder, Craft, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Journey, Land Claims, Medieval, medievalcraft, merchant, Minecraft, passive earnings, Roleplay, Server, Set homes, Shops, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, warrior

Medieval-Craft SMP | Minecraft 1.17.1

Features: Shops & Auction House – Buy, sell, and bid for rare items! Economy & Passive Earnings – Earn coins for being productive! Land Claims – Protect your builds from griefers! SilkSpawners – Mine and relocate spawners with Silk Touch! Set Homes – Travel quickly to your favorite locations!

Whether you’re a merchant, warrior, or builder, Medieval-Craft SMP has a place for you. Join today and start your medieval journey!

Java IP: Medieval-Craft.us.to:45804 (port is required) Bedrock IP: Medieval-Craft.minecraft.pe Port: 3457 Discord: https://discord.gg/ZHfJQWKexw Website: http://bit.ly/medieval-craft

Medieval-Craft.us.to:45804

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Woodland Realms

Adventure, arcade games, Bedwars, character creation, Cross-Play, custom npc, custom textures, dynamic quests, enchanting world, Immersive, Lore, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Mmocore, MMOProfiles, Redwall, Roleplay, RPG, RPG system, Skill Progression, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Woodland Realms, an immersive Minecraft 1.21 RPG adventure set in the enchanting world inspired by Redwall. Step into a richly detailed universe where custom NPC lore drives dynamic quests, and every choice you make impacts the story. Help a variety of characters from abbots to woodland creatures as you forge your own path in this expansive, story-driven world.

Players utilize MMOProfiles to fully control their character creation, with skill progression through MMOCore and other custom plugins. The fully integrated RPG system ensures a deep, engaging experience, from epic battles to solving local conflicts.

Not only does the server offer a captivating RPG experience with custom textures, but Woodland Realms also features a hub where players can dive into minigames like Bedwars and arcade games, adding variety and fun for all types of players. Whether you’re exploring the lore-rich lands or competing in fast-paced minigames, Woodland Realms has something for everyone!

play.woodlandrealms.org

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New Server IP

Azure SMP

AZURE, bedrock, Community, court system, Datapack, Discord, Economy, elections, Government, Ip:, java, Land Protection, Lawsuits, Mayor, player locations, real-time, Server, Shop, smp, Structures, Terrain, World Map

Azure SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Economy	Allows players to harvest and sell certain resources for cash
Central Town	Players can build shops to sell or buy items
Land Protection	Allows players to claim and protect chunks of land
World Map	Shows real-time world and player locations
Server Government	Includes mayor elections, court system, and in-game lawsuits
Homebrew Worldgen Datapack	Complete overhaul of generated terrain and structures

Join our community!

If you’d like to join our community and check out the Azure SMP, hop on the server or join the Discord below!

We support both Java (multiple versions) and Bedrock players 😊

Java IP: play.prismplex.net

Bedrock IP: 54.39.13.159 (Port: 8025)

Discord: https://discord.gg/WypfQtEz5X

FAQ

Q: When was the server established?

A: The Azure SMP has been around since August 2022, but recently underwent a complete reset and revamp.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, the Azure SMP is void of annoying microtransactions or pay-to-win features.

Q: Can players claim and protect their own land?

A: Yes, the server offers land protection features for players to claim and protect chunks of land.

Q: Is there a central town where players can build shops?

A: Yes, there is a central town where players can build shops to sell and buy items.