hump day – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

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WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP
bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day
The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.
Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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CraftyPersonaMC Server
Aigis, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, CraftyPersonaMC, Draw Corner, guides, Media assets, metaphor, Music, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, persona 3, persona 5, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Stage Plays
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!
Join us for insane events like the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where players battle it out on the dance floor while dodging fireballs from the dragon. Or how about our “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge” where you have to fend off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream?
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like the “Diamond Armor Fashion Show” where players strut their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest pig in all the land.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find the legendary “Notch’s Secret Stash” filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP
Accountability, chosen people, Congress, CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP, controversy, Democracy, elected officials, Ethics, Government, king Jew, leadership, political commentary, political corruption, Political satire, power dynamics, public opinion, public perception, public service, scandal, social media, viral video
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.
Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?
So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server
Approval, Baby name, BabyNameDrama, Blessing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, decision, Dispute, family, family dynamics, future child, gender, Grandchild, in-laws, Logan, Minecraft, name.., relationship, Respect, Server, tradition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join now and witness the drama unfold as we navigate through naming controversies like never before.
Picture this: a family lunch turned into a battlefield over the name Logan. MIL and FIL are up in arms about naming their grandson after a woman, but Josh, Tommy, and Lily are ready to fight back. Who will come out on top in this naming saga? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown as ILs demand our player (25f) to step in and take back her blessing for the name Logan. Will she cave under pressure or stand her ground like a true warrior? Join the server now to find out!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for all the drama, excitement, and family feuds you never knew you needed. Who knew naming a baby could be so thrilling?

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CraftyBachBills
activities, Airbnb, bachelorette party, bill, Boston, Budget, Conflicts, CraftyBachBills, event planning, Expenses, extra costs, flights, group dynamics, guests, limo ride, matron of honor, methodology, over capacity, receipts, Upgrade, Washington
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise more drama than a bachelorette party planned by overbearing friends from Washington! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to split the bill after a crazy night out.
Our server is like no other, with events that will leave you questioning your sanity and friendships. Just like the matrons of honor in this story, we will make sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the drama – it’s all included in the experience!
So come join us for a bachelorette party of epic proportions, where the only thing crazier than the events themselves are the bills that follow. Who needs swag bags and costumes when you can have a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes at all times? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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SpoilerCraft Minecraft Server
biggest spoiler, leaked spoiler, major spoiler, Minecraft, movie spoiler, plot twist, ruined ending, ruined plot, ruined surprise, Server, shocking spoiler, spoiler, spoiler alert, spoiler culture, spoiler discussion, spoiler etiquette, spoiler warning, SpoilerCraft, spoilerphobia, TV show spoiler, twist ending, unexpected reveal, unexpected twist
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no surprises? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!
Join us if you want to uncover the biggest spoiler in Minecraft history – did you know that Herobrine is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? That’s right, he’s been playing us all along!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons, and even a pet creeper named Bob. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep that guards it and claim your riches.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, epic loot, and maybe even a dance party with the villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Block Band Mania
Alternative Rock, Band, bands, BLOCK, classic rock, Favorite, favorite artists, favorite bands, favorite music, favorite rock band, hard rock, heavy metal, indie rock, Mania, Music, music enthusiasts, music lovers, Punk Rock, rock and roll, rock artists, rock bands, rock genre, Rock Music
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t rock your world? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine mining diamonds while headbanging to your favorite rock band playing live in the background.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual mosh pit of players ready to rock and roll. Build epic structures that would make even the most hardcore rockstar jealous. And don’t worry, creepers are so scared of our epic guitar solos that they’ll run away crying like little babies.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rock the block together! Who knows, maybe your favorite rock band will even make a surprise guest appearance.

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BabyBirdHorrorLand
Adult, avian, baby animals, baby birds, BabyBirdHorrorLand, beaks, chirping, Creatures, cute, feathers, Fledglings, HORRIFYING, Monstrosities, Nature, nests, Offspring, parenting, Small, wildlife, Wings
u wanna join dis server cuz we got baby birds dat will haunt ur dreams fo’eva. dey ain’t cute lil fluffballs, dey be lookin’ like dey crawled straight outta a horror movie. but don’t worry, dey won’t actually hurt ya in da game, dey just gonna give u nightmares fo’ lyfe. so come join da server and face ur fears of da creepy baby birds. who knows, maybe u’ll even become friends with dem and start a bird gang or sumthin’. ain’t no other server gonna give u dat kinda experience, so come on over and let da baby birds take ova!

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PreggoCraft420
Cannabis, Fetal development, gestational diabetes, Guidelines, health risks, high blood pressure, Marijuana, maternal health, maternal mortality, maternal well-being, Medical research, placental complications, preeclampsia, PreggoCraft420, Pregnancy, pregnancy outcomes, prenatal care, public health, risk factors, substance use, weight gain
join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong!

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PLEX SMP
commands, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, ECHEST, Ip:, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PvE, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Towny, Try us out, Vanilla, Warp
THE BRAND NEW Vanilla survival SMP for Minecraft Java 1.21!
While this is vanilla, we still have all the useful commands + more! – /echest – /sethome (You get 2!) – /spawn – /rtp – /warp (to shops, spawn, ect.) – and more!
We are brand new and would love to have you try us out! Discord: https://discord.gg/FPTD7GD2ca IP: play.notakari.com
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Gooby BCG
active community, BCG, COMMUNITY SERVER, Feedback, FTB, gaming experience, high quality, Inviting, modpack creators., PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, tps, welcoming environment
Welcome to Gooby’s BCG+. When choosing a BCG+ server, it’s important to look for a friendly and active community, as well as a stable server with decent TPS. At Gooby’s BCG+ SMP, we deliver on all these fronts, providing an unmatched gaming experience.
Our focus is entirely on BCG+, ensuring a consistent and high-quality experience for our players. With an active community that’s buzzing around the clock, you’ll always find a welcoming environment here.
I am dedicated to making our server the most inviting BCG+ community server available. Your feedback is crucial, and I am committed to listening and improving based on your suggestions.
TL;DR: It’s Gooby or nothing. Join us for the most community-oriented BCG+ experience, supported by the modpack creators themselves. Discover the difference with us!
194.153.216.243:52081

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