Hump Day MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

fetish, CHUBBY, Masturbation, Minecraft, Unattractive

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

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WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

smp, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, day of dread, bad day

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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Pixelated Potato Paradise

Paradise, pixelated, Potato

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, everyone is welcome to join the madness. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the party! See you in the game, gamers!

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CraftySecrets Minecraft Server

Server, Emotional Abuse, Honesty, Secrets, custody

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, deceit, and questionable life choices!

Just like your friend’s marriage, our server is full of twists and turns. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a secret underground base or a hidden treasure chest!

With players as unpredictable as your friend’s behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets just like you did with your friend!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s love life, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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HomeBlockHero

burnt out, relaxing evening, HomeBlockHero, Chill, fair

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind, just like this player refused to be kicked out of their own home!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where no one can kick you out, not even your girlfriend’s friend who suddenly shows up for a girls’ night. Create your own peaceful oasis away from all the drama and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.

So why join our server? Because here, you’re the boss of your own domain, just like this player stood their ground in their own home. Don’t let anyone push you around, join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you call the shots!

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IranVoice Minecraft Server

Apology, controversial statement, cultural sensitivity, gender equality, politician

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a kangaroo on steroids, then u gotta check out this one! we got more drama than an australian politician tryna talk about women’s rights in iran. but don’t worry, we won’t make u apologize for anything, unless u grief someone’s house with a giant shrimp on the barbie.

come join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, fighting off creepers with a boomerang, and riding around on a koala bear. plus, our community is as diverse as a vegemite sandwich, so u never know who u might run into – maybe even a drop bear or two!

so what are u waiting for, mate? come join the most insane minecraft server this side of the outback. just watch out for the crocs in the water, they’re more dangerous than a dingo with a baby.

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GazaGangCraft

response, international relations, FM Fidan, Conflict, Diplomacy

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject Trump’s plan to take over Gaza just like Türkiye! Our server is a safe haven for all who oppose world leaders trying to take over random places. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential invaders. Join now and fight against injustice in the most blocky and pixelated way possible! #BlockTrump #MinecraftResistance

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Jump Run Play – MemoryCraft

Play, movement, physical activity, research, learning

come join our epic minecraft server where u can jump, run, and play all day long and become a GENIUS like those preschoolers in the study! who needs school when u have minecraft, amirite?? our server is like a virtual playground where u can exercise ur brain and ur body at the same time! plus, we have secret levels where u can unlock superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of ur hands (not really but wouldn’t that be cool??) so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!

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MinedMC

Economy, Towny, MCMMO, Survival

MINEDMC is a Dutch -language server founded in early 2025 and runs on the Minecraft version 1.20.6.

Let your imagination run, make your own town of your friends out or take on new players. Everything is possible with your own town, build extravagant and create wealth.

For a challenge experiment with SlimFun and the many addons that the server offers.

play.minedmc.nl

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Awakened

Minecraft, Eastern Asia, rp, Unique, Roleplay

AWAKENED || MINECRAFT SUPERHUMAN ROLEPLAY

Awakened MCRP is a text based Minecraft roleplay server in which you can create your own unique character with their own superhuman ability.

We are a newly founded community with the goal of creating a fluid and seamless RP experience free from abusive/unjust rules or biased staff. With our systems, you’ll be able to RP in a balanced and well thought out roleplay environment, with rules and policies that everyone (including staff and owner) are required to follow.

The setting is within Eastern Asia in the town of Tetsugawa, set within 2006. The tow is populated mainly with individuals known as Gifted. You are one of these individuals, and the path you choose is up to you.

awakened.mc-shock.com:28845

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