hump day Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	4968	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	7012
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mines Excavated:	4610
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	62
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9881
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

authoritarianism, conservatism, culture, Globalization, Government, Haven, Ideology, immigration, international relations, liberal, Migration, moral, Moral values, Politics, putin, Putins, RussCraft, russia, Safe, safe haven, social change, society, Trade, VALUES, Western ways

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!

Termina – Where Villagers Train for Battle (Without Raiding or PVP)!

battle, Battles, Blood, competitive, Conquer, Empires, Grief, Griefing, Hardcore Pvp, hunt, Kingdoms, Loot, no pay to win, PvP, pvp combat, Raiding, strength, Survival, Termina, Termina Duels, Towny Warfare, Train, Victory, villagers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	774
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Votes:	3065	Star Shards Collected:	280
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Server Name	TerminaMC
Server IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock IP	19132
Java IP	25565

Overview:

FAQ:

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Players can raid their enemies, loot treasures, and leave destruction in their wake.

2. How can I protect my land on the server?

Players can protect their land using Towny, but they must be prepared to defend it as well. Towns can clash in epic battles, and only the strongest will survive.

3. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server. Players must earn perks and advantages through gameplay, creating a fair and competitive environment.

4. Can I challenge other players to duels on the server?

Yes, players can test their PvP skills in the exclusive “Termina Duels” arena. They can challenge other players, wager items or currency, and fight for supremacy.

5. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy hardcore PvP?

Yes, the server is designed for players who love the thrill of PvP combat, raiding, and conquering. It is ideal for hardcore PvP lovers looking for a competitive environment.

BlushCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, awkward, beauty, BlushCraft, blushing, Body language, Communication, creep, cute girl, embarrassed, first impression, FLIRTING, hair salon, hair styling, Haircut, Minecraft, Nervous, personal appearance, salon experience, self-conscious, Server, Social Interaction, stylist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your awkward interactions with hairdressers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, nobody cares how red your face gets when someone touches your hair! Join us for a hair-raising adventure where you can build your own salon and practice your flirting skills without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love among the pixelated haircuts. So come on, join us and show that hairdresser who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: DrewMcIntyre420

Drew McIntyre, Drew McIntyre at Bash in Berlin, DrewMcIntyre420, I am the Taylor Swift for men, I’m gonna show the world, I’m gonna show you, McIntyre Dominance, McIntyre Empire, McIntyre Legacy, McIntyre Mania, McIntyre Phenomenon, McIntyre Revolution, McIntyre Showdown, McIntyre World Tour, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Scottish Champion, Scottish Wrestler, smp, wrestling superstar, wwe, wwe champion

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Crops Grown:	2979	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, Drew McIntyre himself appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a wrestling match in Berlin! And guess what? He’s the Taylor Swift for men!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like llama jousting, chicken racing, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

PlushiePurgeCraft

attachment, childhood toy, cleanliness, comfort object, Communication, compromise, disagreement, germs, health, hygiene, long-term relationships, otaku hobbies, PlushiePurgeCraft, relationships, sharing a bed, Sickness, sleeping habits, sleeping with stuffed animals, stuffed animal, travel habits, Washing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	8652	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.

Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.

So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.

CashMeOutsideMC SMP

abundance, affluence, CashMeOutsideMC, defiance, extravagant spending, extravagant wealth, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, high society, INDEPENDENCE, lavish living, living large, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, opulence, power, prosperity, Rebellion, smp, success, wealth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7221	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	117
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Do you want to flex on all your friends with your virtual wealth? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us and amass so much virtual wealth that even Notch himself would be jealous.

Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Want to prove you have the biggest brain in the game? Join our weekly trivia nights where the winner gets a diamond block! Think you’re the best PvPer around? Take on our reigning champion in a 1v1 battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hermit Crab, a giant crab that roams the oceans of our world. Defeat the Hermit Crab and claim its treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world what true ‘fuck you’ money looks like!