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ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5597	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyCommieDonator

activism, Army, artist, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyCommieDonator, donation, freedom of speech, fundraising, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, international relations, jailed, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, STUDENT, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Lootcrates, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Smore, smp, Survival, Towny, Users, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DisagreeCraft, disagreement, Incels, internet, Leftist, Minecraft, minor disagreement, online behavior, online interaction, political beliefs, profile, random guy, response, rudeness, Server, social media, Tone, trolling, xitter

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7227	Animals Bred:	107
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, attempted murder, breaking news, crime, criminal investigation, current events, failed assassin, failed attack, failed plot, identified, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, real, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, suspect apprehended, trump, TrumpedCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4897
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

10. Setting goals, 11. Self-acceptance, 12. Embracing change, 13. Seeking guidance, 14. Building resilience, 15. Finding direction, 16. Time management, 17. Dealing with failure, 18. Seeking support, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Overcoming stagnation, 4. Personal growth, 5. Moving forward, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Mental health struggles, 8. Seeking help, 9. Regaining motivation, Coping with regret, LostInMyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Potions Brewed:	57	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

NostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic, emotional, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaCraft, old school, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent moments, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, Throwback, vintage, wistful

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

StrangerLoveCraft

dating culture, dating etiquette, platonic connections, platonic relationships, pursuing love, pursuit of love, romantic connections, romantic gestures, romantic pursuit, social acceptance, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal standards, stranger interactions, stranger relationships, stranger romance, StrangerLoveCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so liek, u kno how in real life ppl rly only wanna date ppl dey dnt kno? well on dis minecraft server, we flip dat script! u can totally find ur bff soulmate here, no need for all dat romantic nonsense. we got friendship quests, group builds, and even a secret handshake emote u can use to show ur new bff how much u care. join us and find ur platonic partner in crime today!

StreptoCraft: OptiMag Synergy

Antibiotic Dilemma, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, Attenuated Response, bacterial infections, biomedical engineering, Cellular Responses, Concurrent Stimulation, Drug Interaction, drug therapy, Experimental Study, healthcare challenges, Magnetic Stimulation, Medical research, Microbial Growth, Optical Stimulation, OptiMag, Simultaneous Exposure, StreptoCraft, Streptomycin, Synergistic, Synergy, Therapeutic Approaches

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience synergistic cellular responses like never before! we combine optical and magnetic stimulation to create a mind-blowing gaming experience. but watch out for streptomycin, the antibiotic dilemma that will challenge even the most hardcore players. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and lots of pixelated fun!