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MarshmallowMayhem

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

this server is like throwing marshmallows at ppl but in minecraft. u can throw marshmallows at ur friends and they get knocked out for like 10 seconds. it’s hilarious. also, we have a secret underground base where u can ride pigs and race against each other. the winner gets a diamond sword. but be careful, there are lava traps everywhere. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. join now for the most epic adventure of ur life. also, we have a petting zoo with creepers. they’re actually really friendly once u get to know them. come join us and experience the madness for urself.

Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	157
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Conquest SMP Server Overview

Platform	Java and Bedrock
Mods	None
Required Texture Packs	None

Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Conquest SMP?

A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

#dating sims, #Harem Hellfighters, #Level Editor Mod, Achievements, archives, BlockyBabes, booru, Comic, CUDDLE, Demon, fanfic, gameplay, Guide, helltaker, HTG, Lucy, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Stream, Tips, Vanripper, waifu

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	85	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Votes:	6287	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Meteorites Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Potions Brewed:	142
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4578	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Emeralds Found:	4598
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2683
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?