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CockyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	5293	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky and wild world. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Yup, that’s a thing here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron wing. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate chicken supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even talking cows).

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	451828	Zombie Dances:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Votes:	1141
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ores Mined:	9928
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3856	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	514594	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Potions Brewed:	63
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ores Mined:	8916	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	987372	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6225
Holy Grails Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	109
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!