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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5682 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7475 |
so, like, you know how there’s, like, a ton of dead fish, right? well, on this server, we got, like, a major river in Brazil covered in dead fish! but get this, it’s not just any dead fish, it’s, like, a result of some crazy industrial waste dumping! like, who even does that, right? but, like, if you wanna see some crazy stuff and, like, join a server that’s all about the unexpected, then you gotta join us! plus, we got, like, fish armor and weapons that you can only get by, like, diving into the river and fighting off the toxic waste monsters that lurk below! it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, dude. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
