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RuleBreakerMC SMP

absurd requirements, bizarre regulations, childhood experiences, education system, educational guidelines, funny regulations, humorous regulations, nonsensical rules, ridiculous rule, RuleBreakerMC, school administration, school authority, school discipline, school memories, school restrictions, school rules, smp, strict policies, Student Life, student rebellion, unconventional norms, unconventional rules

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old school rules like no running in the hallways or no chewing gum? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken costume while playing! That’s right, no more boring old school rules, just clucking around in style. Join us for epic chicken battles, crazy chicken dance parties, and maybe even a chicken fashion show. So what are you waiting for? Join our chicken-tastic SMP today and let the feathers fly!

CelebGlowUpCraft

ageless beauty, aging, aging celebrities, aging gracefully, aging in the spotlight, aging well, attractive, beauty, CelebGlowUpCraft, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformations, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, mature beauty, Stars, timeless beauty

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

VaxWars Minecraft Server

anti-vax, Covid-19, defense department, Government, health crisis, military influence, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Missteps, pandemic response, Propaganda, public health, Server, us military, vaccination, vaccine advocacy, vaccine education, vaccine efficacy, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine rollout, vaccine safety, VaxWars

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8336	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

border control, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, Cross-Border Incursion, Defense, Edition, emergency, emergency response, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, national security, Political unrest, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, state of emergency, Tensions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3924	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got so much chaos going on, even Russia’s Kursk Region declared a state of emergency because of our epic cross-border incursion!

Join us if you wanna be part of the madness and see what all the fuss is about. We got mobs running wild, creepers exploding left and right, and a whole bunch of players causing mayhem.

But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So come on and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to cause an international incident. Let’s get this party started!

Mods4Bods Minecraft Server

aesthetic enhancements, body alteration, body art, body enhancements, body image, body modification, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, extreme body modification, Individuality, Minecraft, Mods4Bods, pain tolerance, permanent changes, personal identity, piercings, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-exploration, Self-expression, Server, tattoos

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and get ready for some outrageous body modifications! Want to have diamond blocks for arms? No problem! How about a creeper face for a head? We can make it happen!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So, how much body modification are you willing to go through for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

BriggsIsWinningMinecraftSMP

Briggs, Briggs is winning, Briggs is winning right, Briggs winning, BriggsIsWinningMinecraftSMP, is winning right, long tail, right, tags, winning, winning right

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	1423	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of being stuck on a server where Briggs is always winning? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, Briggs is actually a potato who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe! Join us for a chance to overthrow the potato tyrant and become the true ruler of the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Rumor has it they can build fully functioning roller coasters in under an hour. Join us and learn the ways of the llama engineers, or risk being banished to the land of boring builds and basic redstone contraptions.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join us and find out!

loofcraft.pl

Anarchy, boxed, Earth, Earthsmp, WaterBlock

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

IP: loofcraft.pl – The best Minecraft server! Welcome to the game! Version 1.20 – 1.21 Currently available modes: – Boxed – EarthSMP – WaterBlock

loofcraft.pl

LonelyCraft: Where everyone is too shy to actually craft together

Adventure, build battle, Craft, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, LonelyCraft, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Shy.., Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name:	LonelyCraft
Server Type:	Survival Multiplayer
Focus:	Community
Planned Events:	Ender Dragon and Wither fights
Available Slots:	5-10 players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the LonelyCraft server?

A: To join the server, please message sinth0s on Discord for more information.

Q: What version of Minecraft does this server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server guidelines for more information.

Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join LonelyCraft, as long as there are available slots.

Q: Are griefing and cheating allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing and cheating are strictly prohibited on LonelyCraft. Any violation of the rules will result in immediate action taken by the server moderators.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, bakugou, bakugou katsuki, BOOMCRAFT, Character development, character interaction, Dynamic duo, explosive personalities, fanfiction, friendship, hero training, intense relationship, Minecraft, missed opportunities, Monoma, Monoma Neito, potential friendship, QUIRKS, Rivalry, scumbros, Server, UA High School

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of missing out on epic bromances in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can witness the explosive friendship between Bakugou and Monoma! Watch as they team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious pranks, leaving everyone on the server in stitches. Join now for a front-row seat to the wildest duo in Minecraft history!

The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

WineAndDineCraft

awkward situations, Boundaries, coworker conflict, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, Insecurity, Intern, Jealousy, office drama, office dynamics, office gossip, office picnic, professional conduct, social boundaries, social events, socializing, spilled wine, WineAndDineCraft, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Votes:	384

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office picnic? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to spill virtual wine on your virtual enemies and assert your dominance in the virtual world. Our interns may not be as flirty as Ashley, but they sure know how to mine for diamonds like pros. Plus, if anyone tries to steal your virtual husband, you can just build a virtual wall around him. So come join us and show everyone who’s boss in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VirtualWineSpillsForTheWin #MinecraftDramaQueen #OfficePicnicGoneVirtual