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CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

SMP_MinecraftMaestro – >character uses funny/unusual musical instruments

Character, comedy, comedy series, Creative, Entertainment, episode, funny, funnyunusual, gtcharacter, humor, Instrument, Instruments, Music, Musical, musical talent, Outro, Played, quirky, Show, SMP_MinecraftMaestro, Soundtrack, television, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find players using funny and unusual musical instruments to serenade each other while mining for diamonds. Imagine a creeper getting distracted by a player playing the kazoo and dancing instead of exploding – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect here!

And at the end of each episode, our outro is played using a different instrument each time. From a cowbell solo to a recorder rendition of the Minecraft theme song, you never know what musical masterpiece you’ll hear next.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and make some unforgettable memories, join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Votes:	2412
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

BabyMamaDramaCraft

absent parent, advice appreciated, BabyMamaDramaCraft, co parenting, Communication Issues, Emily, financial independence, full-ride scholarship, Guilt, high school pregnancy, judgment, long distance parenting, meek and shy, mental health, Mother of my child, opportunities, persistent parenting, single parenting, University, weekend visits

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of co-parenting with Emily, the mother of my child.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate the ups and downs of raising a child with someone who lives three hours away and only visits on holidays. Will you be able to handle the drama of weekend custody battles and emotional phone calls?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive in-game messages and guilt trips from NPC moms who just want you to be more present in your virtual child’s life. Will you be able to balance your Minecraft adventures with your co-parenting responsibilities?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to juggle parenting, relationships, and Minecraft building all at once. Who needs a soap opera when you have this Minecraft server?

ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2708
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7057
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ores Mined:	6539	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	929455	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Potions Brewed:	197
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!