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RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8027	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	983	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	5919
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	761	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

banana shipment, bananacraft, cocaine, Contraband, criminal activity Drug trafficking, criminal investigation, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement agency, drug seizure Narcotics, drug smuggling, drug smuggling operation, drug trade Cocaine bust, drug trafficking investigation, drug trafficking operation Drug trafficking network, drug trafficking ring, drug trafficking syndicate, Edition, illegal drugs, law enforcement, organized crime

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

TrumanCraft – Are You Being Watched?

Alternate Reality, conspiracy theories, existentialism, hidden cameras, jim carrey, mind games, PARANOIA, philosophy, psychological thriller, questioning reality, reality tv, SELF AWARENESS, simulation theory, skepticism, Surveillance, the truman show, truman burbank, TrumanCraft, uncertainty, Watched

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2711	Villages Defended:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Buildings Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

join our server and escape the truman show simulation! build your own world and stick it to those sneaky producers watching your every move. they won’t know what hit them when you start building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. show them who’s boss in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that madness? come join us and break free from the truman show once and for all!

SlowBurn Gaming

energy metabolism, energy regulation, Exercise, exercise benefits., fat burning, fat loss, Gaming, genetic factors, human research, metabolism, mice study, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oxygen consumption, signal molecules, slow weight loss, slowburn, weight loss, weight loss differences, weight loss variations, workout effectiveness, workout efficiency

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!

A brand new minecraft anarchy server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hi guys, this server is named 6y6c, a brand new minecraft anarchy server. You can do whatever you want in this server(including hacks, cheat, etc). Also note that this is a clone of 2y2c which has a vietnamese anarchy server opened by channy, and this server is crack too.

Btw if you want a place to survive, just join 21.ip.gl.ply.gg:17480. It’s free you know! 🙂

21.ip.gl.ply.gg:17480

Red, White & Blocks Minecraft Server

America, American pride, American values, BELIEF, blocks, courage, Democracy, FAITH, freedom, Hope, Minecraft, nationalism, optimism, patriotism, perseverance, red, resilience, salvation, SAVED, Server, strength, triumph, united states, Victory, White

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchantments Applied:	298
Buildings Constructed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Votes:	8208

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save America! How, you ask? By building giant statues of bald eagles made entirely out of diamonds, of course! Join us and help defend the land of the free and the home of the brave from creepers and zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bigfoot, who roams the forests and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of candy!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs to save the princess when you can save America instead?

CraftyCut Minecraft Server

can’t find your Sid, CraftyCut, finding Sid, looking for Sid, lost and found scissors, lost office supplies, lost scissors, Minecraft, misplaced scissors, misplaced tools, missing Sid, Scissors, scissors conundrum, scissors dilemma, scissors hunt, scissors mystery, scissors search, searching for Sid, Server, what’s the matter, where did Sid go, where is Sid

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5906	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	1548
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sentient scissors who are on a mission to find their lost friend Sid! Join us on this epic quest filled with twists, turns, and plenty of crafting along the way. Who knew a simple pair of scissors could lead to such a wild adventure? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to help these scissors reunite with Sid, because on our server, anything is possible!

Mom’s House Hustle

alf, assisted living, bills, college, credit card debt, dementia, Grandchild, high demand profession, House, Housewife, hustle, Inheritance, living trust, moms, Mortgage, Pension, power of attorney, rare, Retirement, round the clock care, social security, student debt, Will

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama and financial woes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual riches!

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your mom’s broken hip and your sister’s power of attorney schemes. Build your own virtual house and leave it to your favorite grandchild (or keep it for yourself, we won’t judge). Who needs real estate drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server?

With our server, you can escape the real world and dive into a world where the only debt you have to worry about is how many diamonds you owe your virtual villagers. So come join us and leave all that family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!