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RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Gems Collected:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pandas Paradise

1. Fuckable Asians, 10. Asian beauty, 11. Asian fetish, 12. Asian culture, 13. Asian girls, 14. Korean girls, 15. Asian stereotypes, 16. Asian representation, 17. Asian diversity, 18. Asian identity, 19. Asian empowerment, 2. Asian women, 20. Asian community., 3. IRL, 4. Korean, 5. University, 6. Rate, 7. Ethnicity, 8. Friends, 9. Korean women, Pandas, Paradise, pixelated

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can share Asian women you know IRL and have others rate them! Need advice on how to use your Korean friend from university? Look no further, our community is here to help you strategize and conquer the virtual world together. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of controversy. Who knows, you might just find your next gaming partner or discover a hidden talent for pixelated architecture. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the fun begin!

PixelPillCraft: Where Medication Meets Creativity!

anger, Apathy, coping mechanisms, creativity, emotional regulation, ENERGY, extroverted, medication, medication management, meets, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mood swings, PARANOIA, Personality Disorder, PixelPillCraft, Quitting, self-care, side effects, Therapy, tiredness, Treatment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only prescription for fun is to join us and unleash your inner personality disorder!

Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you go from feeling apathetic and tired to suddenly feeling extroverted and full of energy! It’s like a wild ride through your own mind, but in blocky pixel form.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to feel angry and paranoid for no reason? Well, on our server, you can experience that too! Just quit your meds and watch the chaos unfold.

Don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your meds again and start the cycle all over. It’s like a never-ending loop of excitement and unpredictability.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can handle the madness! But remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

GachaCraft: Where the only loot box is a creeper explosion!

addiction, Anime, anime art style, anime characters, Box, Collectibles, creeper, explosion, free to play, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, in-app purchases, Loot, loot boxes, microtransactions, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, player community, random rewards, rng, strategy, virtual currency

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing boring old gacha games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server for a wild ride unlike any other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens come charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a special anti-zombie chicken defense system that will save you every time.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs gacha games when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Border Defense Craft: Where We Defend Pixels, Not Borders!

60 billion, Allowed, America, border, border security, borders, continue, Countries, Craft, DEFEND, Defense, FOREIGN AID, government spending, Hypocrisy, immigration, injustice, national security, pixels, policy, Politics, Priorities, southern border

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Farms Harvested:	599
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize defending our virtual borders more than anything else! 🛡️ Join us and witness epic battles as we protect our lands from pesky creepers and zombies.

Our server is like no other, with 60 billion diamonds invested in building impenetrable fortresses and walls to keep out any unwanted mobs. But don’t worry, we also have a strict immigration policy for players looking to join our ranks.

Why spend resources defending the borders of other countries when you can join us and defend your own virtual homeland? Come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be for all your Minecraft adventures! 🌟

LazyCraft: Where Wasting Time is a Skill!

care, CHANGE, doing.., hate life, Lazy, LazyCraft, motivation, procrastination, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-doubt, self-realization, skill, thinking, Time, Wasting, wasting time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape all those deep, existential questions and just have a blast!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered.

Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to claim them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary that shoots rainbow lasers.

So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you can be building a giant taco fortress with your friends on our server? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyGateWaifu’s Minecraft Server

4chan, alternate world, Anime, Character, CraftyGateWaifus, Daru Hashida, Faris NyanNyan, Favorite, Gate, Kurisu Makise, Luka Urushibara, Manga, Mayuri Shiina, Minecraft, Moeka Kiryuu, Okabe Rintarou, Otaku, Ruka Urushibara, Sci Fi, Server, Steins;Gate, Suzuha Amane, time travel, visual novel

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you a fan of 4chan;gate? Do you spend hours debating who your favorite character is? Well, imagine being able to PLAY as your favorite character in a Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build and battle alongside Okabe Rintarou or Kurisu Makise!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lab where you can conduct TIME TRAVEL EXPERIMENTS! Who knows, you might even discover a way to travel to different dimensions and meet alternate versions of yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the 4chan;gate world like never before!

Blocky Suicide Squad

1. killing, 10. emotional turmoil, 11. struggling, 12. inner demons, 13. destructive behavior, 14. mental illness, 15. suicidal ideation, 16. despair, 17. overwhelming emotions, 18. self-harm, 19. seeking help, 2. blowing my brains out, 20. therapy., 3. time, 4. suicide, 5. Mental health, 6. depression, 7. dark thoughts, 8. self-destructive, 9. coping mechanism, blocky, squad, SUICIDE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4572	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Magic Items Found:	5797
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	5868

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can kill zombies with your bare hands and then blow up your brain for extra points! It’s a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos at every turn.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can defy gravity and ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of crazy players who will stop at nothing to dominate the game and laugh maniacally as they do so.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Brain Fart Crafters: Where Creativity and Chaos Collide!

association, Automatic, Brain, Chaos, collide, conditioning, Crafters, creativity, Cultural, culture, emotions, fart, feeling, imprinted, Ingrained, Memories, Mental, Nostalgia, Psychological, response, Responses, South Asia, stimuli, subconscious, triggers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8736	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dimension Hops:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest dancing pigs you’ll ever see! These pigs have moves that would make even the most seasoned disco dancer jealous.

2. Rumor has it that there’s a secret hot tub hidden deep within the server. Legend says that anyone who finds it will be granted eternal youth and unlimited diamonds.

3. Our server is also known for its magic mushrooms that give players special powers like flying, super speed, and the ability to speak in only emojis.

4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken army that roams the server. These chickens are trained in the art of warfare and will protect you at all costs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

Yamu’s Yeetland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creator, digital content, Digital Marketing, influencer, internet personality, Minecraft, online branding, Online Community, online engagement, online presence, online promotion, online visibility, Server, social media, social media marketing, twitter, Twitter account, twitter widget, Yamu, Yamu Rozenheart, Yamus, yeetland, youtube channel

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	2584	Zombie Dances:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll encounter Yamu Rozenheart, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and hilarious memes, and subscribe to our YouTube channel for epic gameplay videos and tutorials.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasures guarded by dragon-riding llamas, secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, and a village where all the villagers speak in beatboxing! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon that grants you unlimited power and bacon sandwiches for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey and become a part of the Yamu Rozenheart Minecraft server community. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you!

Total Cult Death Minecraft Server

achievement, CHANGE, Cult, culture, death, determination, dream, Future, Global, Goal, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, movement, perseverance, progress, revolution, Server, society, success, TOTAL, total culter death, transformation, Unity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we embark on a quest to achieve TOTAL CULTER DEATH – whatever that means!

Our server is filled with INSANE challenges and WACKY adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Build your own WACKY creations and battle against EPIC monsters that will test your skills to the limit.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a FLYING PIG and battle against an army of evil RAINBOW LLAMAS. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server today and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even be the one to achieve TOTAL CULTER DEATH!