Humorous Quips MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyHub: No AFK Workdays

misunderstanding, Communication, Workdays, BPD, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or taxes going up. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a master builder or just starting out.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. Who needs a job when you can be a warrior in a virtual world?

Join now and leave your real-life problems behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

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PixelPotionCraft

strange, quirky, ai, peculiar, unexpected

Have you ever seen AI create a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our AI is so advanced, it’s like having a mischievous genie granting all your Minecraft wishes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Consider it baked. Join our server for a wild ride filled with AI shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Humanitarian Aid, KurskCraft, evacuates, FLEEING, Government

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats come prancing by, followed by a gang of chickens riding on the backs of pigs! And that’s not even the craziest part – our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russia is evacuating people to come play on it! That’s right, they’re leaving Kursk Oblast behind just to join in on the fun. Who needs real life when you can have a blast on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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VenezuelaCraft2020

Politics, potential outcome, VenezuelaCraft2020, Venezuela, united states

come join our minecraft server where we have trump building a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers and zombies! if he loses the election, he’ll flee to venezuela where he thinks it’s a far safer place… but little does he know, our server is the safest place to be! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself. join us for the craziest minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CoolMC

Roleplay, multiplayer, Adventure, PvP, Factions

Survive and PvP with other players, Be the strongest and take over the whole SMP! Create teams and survive together. Remember to always follow the server rules and always treat everyone equally and fair!

southern-remember.gl.joinmc.link

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RatINC Skyblock

Staff, Economy, BUILD, PvP, Beta

RatINC Skyblock is a brand new Minecraft server launching with an exciting Skyblock experience. We’re in beta and looking for our first players to join and grow with us! We’re also hiring staff to help shape the server and build an amazing community. Be among the first to join RatINC Skyblock!

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CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

idolmaster birthdays, Cosmo plays NUTDEALER, Theater 399 TS, CEDEC 2024, Kimi to Semi-Blue

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a creeper blowing up your house, more twists and turns than a mineshaft, and more fun than riding a pig off a cliff!

Join us for crazy events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers huddling together during a zombie siege. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for more excitement than a group of players racing to find diamonds first!

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/MineGig SMP – Mining and Laughing with Friends

Yanfei, Daily check-in rewards, Third-Party Tools, character demo, character builds

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP where we have daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT? That’s right, you’ll never miss out on freebies again! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will make you scream “YEEHAW” as you ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the characters in Genshin Impact are talking about it. They’re all like, “I wish I could join that SMP and build a house with my bare hands.” And don’t even get me started on the weapon banner – we’ve got Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm) that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and be a part of the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. And remember, if you see a creeper, just give it a high-five and watch it explode with joy. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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SecretCraft Minecraft Server

Avoiding, extended family, Unnecessary, grandma’s cousins, hurt feelings

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is a thing of the past! Join us and escape the chaos of real life relatives by building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual family!

🏰 Build a castle to hide from your nosy third cousins and great aunts who always want to know your business! Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

💥 Fight off creepers and skeletons with your trusty pickaxe and sword, because here, the only drama you’ll face is surviving the night!

🤪 Join now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs phone numbers and Facebook accounts when you have a whole new world to explore with your fellow block-loving relatives? Let’s mine and craft our way to a drama-free paradise! 😂

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GlutenFreeGamerZone

gluten free snacks, gluten free living, gluten free food costs, GlutenFreeGamerZone, gluten free lifestyle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gluten free snacks are the only option! Just like the OP’s brother, you’ll have to survive in a world where gluten is a forbidden treat. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual gluten free options for you to enjoy.

Join us for epic battles against gluten monsters and embark on quests to find the rarest gluten free ingredients. Build your own gluten free empire and show off your culinary skills to the rest of the server.

And remember, just like in real life, gluten free food costs more in our virtual world too. So get ready to grind for those virtual coins and stock up on all the gluten free goodies you need to survive.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a gluten free paradise!

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