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BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	343
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	4915	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3947	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	9169
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!