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LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

amusing anecdotes, amusing childhood experiences, amusing childhood moments, Childhood, childhood antics, childhood giggles, childhood humor, childhood memories, comedic memories, comedic recollections, funny childhood memories, funny childhood stories, Funny Moments, hilarious recollections, humor, humorous anecdotes, humorous memories, Laughter, LolCraft, lols, memorable laughs, Nostalgia, silly stories, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Dragon Eggs Found:	9208
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	994
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	228
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Star Shards Collected:	246
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Animals Bred:	40

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Animals Bred:	129	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!