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ComplimentCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	644435
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Runes Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	85	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7092	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	7810
Runes Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.