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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	1533	Potions Brewed:	162
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

ComplimentCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

CrossPvP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5770	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

CROSSPVP! Skypvp! Nugget pvp! Please enjoy this server its my best creation ever 🙂 so yeah hopefully you enjoy! Discord: https://discord.gg/wj6vyRj

CrossPvP.minehut.gg

Gagnam

Balanced Economy, Jobs, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to the Gagnam Server, which is still on Progress Updates going forward, I hope you are comfortable on this Server.

Gameplay that can be played:

– Survival, Trade Items also use Vanilla– Vanilla (Limit Enchant Vanilla 75, masi on Progress Update).– Balance + Jobs ( Jobs Max join 5).– RedProtect (Claim Area for Protection at Griefer).– Events (Event info is only available on Discord, managed by the Developer Server).– Custom Enchant (Still Vanilla, but not Tinkerer like RPG).– Medieval Build (Theme build is Medieval/ Non-expensive materials, the most important thing is that the idea can be expressed on the server)

The staff is also safe, we’ll see what the problem is, we’ll inform the developer later. Come join if you’re interested, so we can develop our own ideas,” support each other with other players.

Contact Staff : (Kher Maestry / Dufan#0417)2nd IP if the main IP is Error: t-2.tokodukun.me:25565

20.197.10.1

Soporo Aqua | Underwater Survival

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mines Excavated:	1551
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

CURRENTLY IN OPEN BETA

Have you ever wanted to live under the sea? Dreamt of sleeping in the coral? Fed up of all the land monsters? Well, Soporo Aqua has a home for you!

Join the original underwater survival server, opening with the release of 1.13! Sleep with the fish, build your home in the water, or maybe search for the rare islands. However, on Soporo Aqua, living on the land is dangerous!

It’s like survival, just underwater! Join today at play.soporoaqua.net!

play.soporoaqua.net

FunTimes

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

We have many different things so everyone has something fun to do. We have survival, creative, theme parks, mini games, parkour and hopefully even more things in the future! Our server featurs Mt. GillUni, our very own, always growing, custom theme park. Explore rides and different restaurants with your friends and have a blast while doing so! Our theme park world is small at the moment but our builders are working very hard to create the best experience for everyone. We have many future plans for the theme park world including Kings Island. Wanna just play regular survival but with other people? Join our regular vanilla survival world. Do whatever you want! Wanna explore unbelievable builds? Join us today and see things like Mt. Gilluni, Towntimes, Our survival, creative, parkour and mini games hub. Our builders are working hard to give you the best experience possible as they are constantly building new maps, parks, and awesome builds for you to enjoy!

funtimes.serv.nu:10788

Ultrix club

op prison, Practice, Prison, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Server IP: ultrix.club

ultrix.club

Minelife

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Minelife is an old Minecraft server community that has been around for 9 years with players from all over the world. If you’re looking for a great place to just relax with your friends, then this is the place.

Java IP: play.minelife.eu Bedrock IP: play.minelife.eu – Port: 19132

At the moment we offer the following:

– Survival – Skyblock – Normal Prison (be an inmate and do your time)

play.minelife.eu

Valkyrie

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Valkyrie is a community centered minecraft server just starting in 1.13 with an active discord and community we try to be semi vanilla while adding some quality of life features

Come join us on discord! https://discord.gg/BZNp4da

[1] No Hacking [2] No Griefing [3] No Stealing [4] No Bullying [5] Kill Llamas (this one is a joke) [6] Use Common Sense

167.114.48.203

Ctn hard island serv

Authme, Balanced Economy, Cracked, Farming, Grief Prevention, HARD, Hard Server, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Wild

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to Code LAB servers. Here we have prepared a professional habitat where you can try out your top Minecraft skills. How big a kingdom can you build on an island surrounded by the ocean with no support?

⚡ It is never pay to win.⚡ 24/7 server equipped with up-to-date system⚡ Close to Vanilla version with minimal plugins

Our server is built on version 1.16, but you can log in with higher versions if you want.We also allow third party launchers through our authentication system.

Discord: https://discord.gg/nZNrypuJGQ

mc.ismailcetin.dev

NeonNetwork

Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	124	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

NeonNetwork is a group of servers made for your personal entertainment. You have an idea, share it with the world and it may become a reality. We accept peoples views and opinions and reward for creativity. We have an amazing team to deal with all matters and are pleasant to work with. Our servers range from grinding, hard working Prison to the teaming empires of Factions. We plan to expand the network to more and more gamemodes as we grow with your support and we look forward to seeing you in our utopia of Minecraft glory! Enjoy my dudes.

play.neon-network.net

DragonBlock Divinity

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	768315	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Modpack – http://bit.ly/DivinityTechnicPack

23 Custom Forms (TMCore), prestige, abilities, active playerbase, and more! DragonBlock Divinity has 120 StoryModes with balanced progression so you never get bored! Custom auras, screen overlays, and so much more!

dbc.dbdivinity.com