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  • Laziness in Pixel Paradise

    Laziness in Pixel Paradise

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    💥 Join the Server of Your Nightmares: Because Normality is Boring! 💥

    Welcome to the most phenomenal, mind-bending, and absolutely illogical Minecraft server in the multiverse! Here, your wildest dreams will *definitely* come true—except when they don’t. Join now, or eternally ponder what could have been! Reality is an illusion, and so is coherence! Why would you want clarity when you can have chaos? Trust me, this is both the best AND worst place for you to be!

    🏗️ Features of Unbelievable Nonsense!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Cacti LandEver wanted to die amongst cacti? How about trying to swim in an ocean of them? Surprise!
    Talking ZombiesThey say the most profound things! “Which of them is the lazier one?” will haunt you nightly.
    Time Traveling CreepersExperience the fears of the past and future as they explode your present!
    Emotionally Supportive EndermenWhenever you’re feeling down, they’ll steal your blocks just to motivate you! Love hurts.
    Reality Warping BiomesUp is left, down is right—confuse your senses! Good luck surviving this pleasant nightmare!

    ❓ Frequently Asked Questions (Completely Useless Answers)

    QuestionAnswer
    Is this server stable?Stable? What is stability? The ground beneath your feet may be a figment, but who cares?
    Can I play without a brain?Pfft, *brain?* Who needs one when you have the large collective unconscious of a thousand bees?
    What’s the goal of the game?To ask “What is the goal?” constantly until it drives you mad! Spoiler: There is no goal.
    Are the players friendly?They might be; or they might just be shadows of their former selves, echoing laughter from a realm beyond.
    What happens if I quit?It’s simple: you’ll become part of the fabric of despair, wistfully glancing back at *your choices*.

    🗣️ Random Reviews from the Depths of Insanity

    “Honestly, it’s uncanny how quickly you’ll lose your sanity—like socks disappearing in a dryer.”

    “You ever tried to barter with a skeleton? No? Well, get ready for a ride!”

    “Every time I blink, I see a cow staring back at me, judging my life decisions. Thanks, guys!”

    “This server is both a blessing and a curse—like chocolate covered broccoli or a spoon full of existential dread.”

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  • Noble SMP

    Noble SMP

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    just a normal smp PLZ join

    the server is still trying to update to 1.17

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    Noble_SMP4Je9.aternos.me

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  • Elorial rp

    Elorial rp

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    Elorial RP [Roleplay] {Fantasy Races} {Community} {Whitelist} {16+} Roleplay

    Elorial SMP Season 2 has just started. We are an amazing Minecraft roleplay community with elements of survival, lore, battles, events and more!

    The 3 Major Fantasy Races available are:

    The Demonic Elves: Powerful Elves banished from their lands for using dark magic to summon The Cherufe. The elves now await for The Cherufe to rise from his dormant state inside of the volcano to rule over the lands.

    The Dwarfs: Chased by those with more power than them, they fled underground into the caverns where they started a new life. With time they were forgotten by the outside world. But unknowingly, the Dwarfs were under them, getting stronger and richer!

    The Snow Trolls: Fierce warriors that were once forced to flee from their land to the ice region by humans. Generations of evolution in this harsh climate made their fur paler and gave them a more robust body, increasing their strength and making them fearless warriors.

    What We Offer: Fantasy Races; each with their own pros and cons and gameplay. No mods needed, just pop the IP in and play! Custom Mobs to create a more difficult gameplay. Events, Raid and Bosses. Brewery! With custom drinks for every race. Unique loots after every event. Custom Enchants, have a completely unique set of equipment! Proximity Chat Tight-Knit Community So much more is in the works!

    Other than the SMP itself, Elorial has an amazing community behind the project who supports all its members. We offer out of Minecraft experiences such as: Game Nights! Movie Nights! VC hangouts! and many other activities! Our community welcomes everyone from anywhere in the world! Join our community and get yourself whitelisted today!

    elorial.pathfinder.cool

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  • SentiaCraft

    SentiaCraft

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    Welcome to SentiaCraft —————————————————————- Here you will be able to create cities, sell your goods which you earn, be able to explore a whole new world, fight against custom mobs that can drop special enchants that can help you in the Towny world (such as Fortune 5). You can battle other players to climb the leaderboards win a prize at the end of each month. —————————————————————- Welcome in with the ip: SentiaCraft.com

    SentiaCraft.com

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  • mamyebal. Minecraft server

    mamyebal.  Minecraft server

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    Server owner “mamyebal.” haven’t added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    92.63.189.153

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  • Furrychill mc

    Furrychill mc

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    Server IP: play.furrychill.com

    play.furrychill.com

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  • Russian public server Minecraft

    Russian public server Minecraft

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    Hello, our server is the most ordinary one. If you love classics, without unnecessary donation, then come to us. We encourage builders and good players!

    mc.ru-pub.ru

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  • LastMinit SMP

    LastMinit SMP

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    LastMinit SMP – Java & Bedrock – 1.16.5 – Handcrafted Dungeons with Balanced Loot

    Come join us for an amazing community. We have a discord with over 1.4K members: https://discord.gg/XENgEjjxb9

    We also do Events for Twitch and Tiktok < Currently over 1.6 M followers!! Get a chance to be featured in our videos and twitch streams!

    135.148.39.172

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  • Goosecraft smp

    Goosecraft smp

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    ╔═══━━━◥◣◆◢◤━━━═══╗𓅭 𓅭 ░▒▓█ GooseCraft █▓▒░ 𓅭𓅭╚═══━━━◥◣◆◢◤━━━═══╝ GooseCraft╔═══════ ∘◦ ⛧ミ ◦∘ ═══════╗『𓅭』Java 1.19『𓅭』Semi-Vanilla SMP with custom plugins『𓅭』Purchasable ranks !『𓅭』Custom factions server coming soon !『𓅭』Great Staff Team『𓅭』smp.goosecraft.co.uk  『𓅭』Hypixel Guild /g join GooseCraft『𓅭』Fun goose emotes in the Discord『𓅭』Staff and builder positions available to active members╚═══════ ∘◦ Mi⛧◦∘ ═══════╝

    Where to find us: ╔═══════ ∘◦ ⛧ミ ◦∘ ═══════╗『✿』Join our Discord : discord.gg/Goosecraft    ╚═══════ ∘◦ Mi⛧◦∘ ═══════╝

    smp.goosecraft.co.uk

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  • Based Minecraft Server WOAH

    Based Minecraft Server WOAH

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    We’re based and epic and Chad and King and not cringe!!!! – Factions – Shops – Daily Rewards ETC ETC

    copeseethe.factions.ws

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  • FantasticCraft Minecraft server

    FantasticCraft Minecraft server

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    FantasticCraft is a good Anarchy Server and a lot of things are 1 16 5 There is a good, responsive administration, normal rules, etc. So run to the server! Come in!

    Required:

    -Players

    -YouTubers

    -Players

    -And a good mood 🙂

    Server IP: mc.fccraft.ru

    Website: https://fcraft.group/

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fJajRzRc9S

    VK: https://vk.com/CraftFantastic

    Our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FantasticCraftt

    Our Telegram: https://t.me/CraftFantastiс

    mc.fccraft.ru

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