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  • Laziness in Pixel Paradise

    Laziness in Pixel Paradise

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    đŸ’„ Join the Server of Your Nightmares: Because Normality is Boring! đŸ’„

    Welcome to the most phenomenal, mind-bending, and absolutely illogical Minecraft server in the multiverse! Here, your wildest dreams will *definitely* come true—except when they don’t. Join now, or eternally ponder what could have been! Reality is an illusion, and so is coherence! Why would you want clarity when you can have chaos? Trust me, this is both the best AND worst place for you to be!

    đŸ—ïž Features of Unbelievable Nonsense!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Cacti LandEver wanted to die amongst cacti? How about trying to swim in an ocean of them? Surprise!
    Talking ZombiesThey say the most profound things! “Which of them is the lazier one?” will haunt you nightly.
    Time Traveling CreepersExperience the fears of the past and future as they explode your present!
    Emotionally Supportive EndermenWhenever you’re feeling down, they’ll steal your blocks just to motivate you! Love hurts.
    Reality Warping BiomesUp is left, down is right—confuse your senses! Good luck surviving this pleasant nightmare!

    ❓ Frequently Asked Questions (Completely Useless Answers)

    QuestionAnswer
    Is this server stable?Stable? What is stability? The ground beneath your feet may be a figment, but who cares?
    Can I play without a brain?Pfft, *brain?* Who needs one when you have the large collective unconscious of a thousand bees?
    What’s the goal of the game?To ask “What is the goal?” constantly until it drives you mad! Spoiler: There is no goal.
    Are the players friendly?They might be; or they might just be shadows of their former selves, echoing laughter from a realm beyond.
    What happens if I quit?It’s simple: you’ll become part of the fabric of despair, wistfully glancing back at *your choices*.

    đŸ—Łïž Random Reviews from the Depths of Insanity

    “Honestly, it’s uncanny how quickly you’ll lose your sanity—like socks disappearing in a dryer.”

    “You ever tried to barter with a skeleton? No? Well, get ready for a ride!”

    “Every time I blink, I see a cow staring back at me, judging my life decisions. Thanks, guys!”

    “This server is both a blessing and a curse—like chocolate covered broccoli or a spoon full of existential dread.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Stone Survival

    Stone Survival

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    Welcome to Stone Craft Survival! A peaceful survival server with an economy, land claiming, crates, a shop, impressive builds, trading, PVP, parkour, and more. Come join us to play with friends and have some fun. The goal of this server is just to get people to play Minecraft together and chill. Forget about all the issues that are on right now and have some fun. We have a very nice community of players and staff. Events are going on that you can win big prizes from like money, crate keys, and donator ranks. I am taking all player suggestions and skyblock is a work in progress and going to eventually add prison, creative, towny and much more!

    lobby.stone-craft.net

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  • ChillFactions

    ChillFactions

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    Super fun vanilla factions i made with my friend. We are all looking for some new bros to hop on and play with us! Yeah you can join the skype/discord whatever. Yeah the server won’t go down since it’s being hosted and we are always open to new changes and stuff. Thanks a lot for reading this and trying it out! See ya on the server!

    72.46.130.98:25606

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  • Boxtropolis

    Boxtropolis

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    ï»ż BoxTropolis

    Hello and Welcome to Boxtropolis! Here we make sure everyone is having fun playing within our server and we also make sure that players feel welcome within the discord and in-game!

    About The Server ï»ż We are a one of a kind Box server and we introduce new things that some box servers don’t have including Custom Items, Custom Bosses, Custom Made Plugins, and so much more! Our staff team provides security and moderation within the discord and the Minecraft server to make the server feel safe and secure from rule breakers and exploiters!Feel free to ask any questions needed within our discord below!

    Our Staff Team ï»ż Our mature and professional staff team provides security and moderation within the discord and the Minecraft server to ensure that all players feel safe and welcome into the server. If you would like to apply to become staff you can because Staff applications are currently open! 😄

    Current Positions Helper (0/4) Mods (1/3)

    You need to have great teamwork, quick thinking, problem solving skills ETC ( Same for Helper )

    Builder (0/2)

    You need to have amazing building skills, and have great teamwork ï»ż Director (1/2) You will Mange Giveaways and host Events for our playerbase. You need to be Good with people, Have a joyfull attitude, active within our discord and ingame, and be a problem solver

    Join Today!ï»ż

    https://discord.gg/ZuqPEFqPKR

    51.79.121.33:25587

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  • Route Pixelmon

    Route Pixelmon

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    Pixelmon Reforged 7.0.6 – Brazilian Server. Tournaments, Gyms, Chests, Custom Content, Friendly Staff, and more.

    mc.routepixelmon.net

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  • Lavish Isles

    Lavish Isles

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    Lavish Isles is a feature-filled, high quality Skyblock server with Skills, Spawner Upgrades, Custom Robots, Generators, Events, Epic Crates, Amazing Builds and a Community Discord with areas for support and guidance. There’s endless information around spawn that’ll streamline your Skyblock adventure! Join now with MC.LAVISHISLES.ORG!

    mc.LavishIsles.org

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  • Skyvillage smp

    Skyvillage smp

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    SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

    eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

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  • Skyblock Zone

    Skyblock Zone

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    Skyblock Zone is a new and uprising Skyblock server that has unique and custom features such as leveling tools, a mine and warzone, “crusher” pistons, custom starter islands, and much more, with features in the works such as custom enchants and challenges. We offer a friendly environment with an active and responsive staff team and a great community that is welcoming to all. Join Skyblock Zone today for a Skyblock experience like none you’ve ever seen before!

    skyblock.zone

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  • TheFakeWorld

    TheFakeWorld

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    24/7 Staffing Friendly, no grief and limited PVP Family oriented atmosphere

    Survival No grief PVP confined to specific areas Heaps of non-donor ranks (ABC) Free 1000 McMMO credits on join!

    Creative Free creative plots WorldEdit commands for free

    We hope to see you there!

    play.thefakeworld.net

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  • Anather

    Anather

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft with mods but without leaving the vanilla theme.

    You need to have Radmin downloaded and accessing

    server: tnc20

    Password: 123456

    After that, go to your Minecraft and enter multiplayer with the

    IP : anather.ddns.net Server rules and mods are available on discord link below

    https://discord.com/invite/ktYmNW34eV

    Lives de Seg a Sex na Twitch.tv/Tunico2020

    anather.ddns.net

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  • Wombathaven

    Wombathaven

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    Welcome to wombathaven! we are a small PVE server who needs players and staff! Join now and vote for rewards

    wombathaven.org

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