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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8633	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

DocBlockDaycare

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	832	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Items Found:	6520
Dragon Eggs Found:	1700	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	5922

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

NoTouchy Door Handles

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	73

So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

MogMaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.