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humorous Hololive events

  • Hololive Laughs and Blocks

    Hololive Laughs and Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Infamous CHAOS MC: Reality Is a Construct!

    Ever wanted to feel a deep, unsettling vibration in your spine while mining for diamonds? Well, grab your pickaxe and some sanity, because CHAOS MC isn’t just a server—it’s a lost dimension! This is either the greatest or worst Minecraft server to ever slap the fabric of reality. Open your mind. Join us. Or don’t. Does it even matter? A tree is holding secrets, and only you can unlock them!

    Server Features: A Dimensional Breakdown

    Feature Description
    Invisible Blocks Because why should you ever know where to go? It’s all about the journey.
    Portal to the Moon Half of the time it only takes you to Greece. Good luck!
    Enderdragon Karaoke Sing your heart out while the dragon yawns ominously. Are you even alive?
    Zombie Spawning Rates x800 Because who doesn’t want a full-time job running from DEATH?
    Time Travel Dungeons Relive your best moments…or worst. What is time? Who are you?

    FAQ: Answers You Never Knew You Didn’t Want

    Q: What’s the server version?A: The version that exists between the seconds of eternity. Forever fluctuating.

    Q: Can I build whatever I want?A: Only if the moon is waxing, and if the toaster agrees—strange artifacts dwell in toasted bread.

    Q: What are the server rules?A: There are no rules, only whispers in the grass. Attempt to listen and lose your mind!

    Q: What’s the ping like?A: You won’t know until you collapse in on yourself—good luck!

    Random Quotes from the Temporal Anomalies of 4chan

    “What is the funniest moment in Hololive history?” — Confirmed source of the giggles from the void!

    “Don’t listen to the trees—they lie.” — A trusted testimonial from someone who never logged in.

    “They’ll never understand the existential dread of upside-down chickens.” — A survivor of the server’s madness.

    “Reality is but a myth; let’s play Minecraft.” — Someone who clearly did not understand what day it is.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

    C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

    Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

    All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

    185.16.85.50:25965

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Sandlot

    The Sandlot

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

    Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

    We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

    Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

    server.sandlotminecraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Banana Smores

    Banana Smores

    New Minecraft Servers

    Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

    At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

    dream.bananasmores.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1.6.1 survive the horde

    1.6.1 survive the horde

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.6.1 survive the horde

    zombiehorde.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP