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The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Crops Grown:	1397
Mines Excavated:	4025	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4380	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	6596
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1360	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Farms Harvested:	317
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!

BingeCraft: Netflix Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Netflix, Netflix binge watching TV shows Streaming Entertainment Recommendations Series Television Drama Comedy Thriller Mystery Sci-fi Fantasy Action Romance Suspense Adventure Crime Reality TV Documentaries

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than binge watching your favorite Netflix show? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate crossover episode between Minecraft and your wildest dreams. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be saying goodbye to Netflix and hello to the most thrilling adventure of your life!

EvacuateCraft Minecraft Server

city, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, EvacuateCraft, evacuation, Gains, Government, Humanitarian Aid, International, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Refugees, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of war-torn ukraine by building ur own virtual city! we got creeper explosions that are way more intense than russian advances, and u can team up with ur friends to take down the evil ender dragon just like ukraine is fighting against russia! plus, our admins are like ukrainian soldiers, always ready to protect u from griefers and hackers. so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

PardonTheFarmers420

agriculture, Cannabis, cannabis industry, criminal justice reform, drug policy, economic development, Economy, Farmers, government intervention., HUMAN RIGHTS, King, Legal amnesty, legalization, morocco, North Africa, Pardons, PardonTheFarmers420, Royal pardon, rural communities, Small-scale farmers, social justice

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	228
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where Morocco’s King has pardoned over 4,800 cannabis farmers and now they’re all building epic weed farms in Minecraft!

Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!

QuadVisionCraft

Ability, Clarity, Distance, distant, excepțional, eXtraordinary, EyeSight, far-reaching, Incredible, long distance, long tail vision, Perception, Powerful, quadrillion miles, QuadVisionCraft, remarkable, Sight, Superhuman, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, vision

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly, you can see like, everything. your vision is so OP that you can spot a block from, like, a quadrillion miles away. you can see those sneaky creepers trying to ruin your day before they even know what hit them. join this server and become the ultimate spy, the ultimate sniper, the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER. ain’t no block gonna hide from you, no sir. come join us and see the world in a whole new way. it’s like playing on peaceful mode, but without all the boring stuff. come see for yourself, if you dare.