Humorous Fail Stories MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

giggles in the bedroom, comedic love stories, funny adulting moments, Blunders, love

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse! If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely must join our zany blocky universe:

Creeper Cuddles Gone Wrong: Ever tried to romance a creeper? In our server, we had a guy who thought it was a good idea to take a creepypasta character on a date! Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. One moment he was sharing a flower, the next he was just a charred memory of a "love story." Join us to see his ashes memorialized in pixelated glory!
Netherward Bound: Join us in the Nether, where a player once tried to impress a group of friends by doing the legendary “lava dive” but mixed his potions up and ended up turning into a sentient block of ice! The sight of him desperately hurling fireballs while trying to stay warm? Absolutely priceless.
Enderman’s Closet Confessions: Have you ever tried to flirt with an Enderman? One brave soul thought he’d give it a shot… until he realized ‘look but don’t touch’ was taken a bit too literally! Witness the saga as he accidentally grabbed an Enderman’s precious block and triggered an interdimensional war over a single log. Talk about a "breakup"!
The Great Sheep Meet-Cute: One player boasted about how he could woo sheep into following him with a trail of wheat. Little did he know, he accidentally attracted every hostile mob in the process! The result? An epic stampede of wool and mayhem that left him trapped in a wool fortress. Now we hold reenactments every Friday night!
Potion Mishaps: Ever brewed a potion that landed you back in time? One ambitious alchemist attempted to create a "Love Elixir" and instead ended up resurrecting ancient mobs! Now we have a weekly “Retro Rage” event where we relive the chaos—oh, and you might bump into a long-lost dinosaur too!
Ender Dragon’s Dating Profile: This server has a special feature—swipe right on the Ender Dragon! In a hilarious twist, it’s discovered that it has a thing for players wearing diamond armor. Unfortunately, many romances ended in dramatic dragon-breathing disasters, leaving players endlessly respawning to learn more of its quirky demands!

Dive into the wildest Minecraft experience ever! The laughter never ends, and neither do the absurd tales. Adventure awaits, and trust us—you do NOT want to miss out on these legendary shenanigans! Join now and contribute to our ever-growing encyclopedia of "Epic Fails!"

Helix Factions

PvP, Economy, Factions, Raiding

Semi OP Factions. Helix Factions Has A Great Economy And Staff Just Ask Any Staff Member For Help Or If No Staff Is On Just Ask Another Player. Helix Factions Was Founded By ForzaPlaysMC

104.219.1.231

Union MC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Union MC is a new OP-Prison server where we strive to bring you the best experience possible. The server features 26 A-Z ranks which can be progressed through. You may also prestige, and reset your rank in the prison to get to the next ‘level’. There are 10 prestiges to complete. Gamble your earnings at the casino in hope for a lucky win. All shops are handled through a nice GUI for user friendliness.

Join us at play.unionmc.net Join the community at https://www.unionmc.net Support the server at http://store.unionmc.net

unionmc.net

BukkitFAQ

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, PvP

You MiniGame Server

IP: BukkitFAQ.de

BukkitFAQ.de

Epsilon OP Prison

PvP, Prison, Survival, Economy

Epsilon Prison is a one of a kind prison server founded by Jpriani13. First launched in July, Epsilon Prison features over 50 plugins, a custom built map, and an insane fun gameplay experience! Ranking up from A to Z, having fun with friends and other players, auctions and mob arena are just a tiny part of what Epsilon Prison is about! You will start your journey as a “A” rank, You start at the bottom but you work your way up. The mine inside of A is made out of Stone, and Coal Ore, and the log mine is made out of regular wooden logs, and as you gather the materials and sell them to the shop, you’ll be able to rank up to B rank after $30,000. To rank-up type /rankup. When you rank up the shops and mines become better and better. When you reach D rank you get a plot where you can store your items, make a house, or make a shop to make money. The ranks go from A-Z and once you get to Z you can become FREE rank. At free rank you can have access to the real world to get rare items. When you are Free you can either prestige and go back to A rank or stay free and help your friends get there with you. We hope to see you on the server.

EpsilonPrison.net

New Eden

Survival, Creative, PvE

Now running Minecraft 1.12.2!

New Eden is a new server founded as the continuation of one of the oldest Minecraft communities around. Play survival, creative, and soon many mini and PvP games, in a friendly and protected environment. Our staff are experienced and have many tools that ensure griefing is dealt with effectively and doesn’t become a long term problem. When you first join you start as an Explorer, then after playing and building for 12 hours you are promoted to Builder. Once at Builder you can work your way up to Senior and maybe even Architect. We have put some unique and useful features into New Eden, with many more to come. These include things such a dedicated resource gathering world and a custom In-game perks system.

play.neweden.co

BandaliCraft Network

KitPvP, Factions, Creative, Prison, Skywars

Bandalicraft Network, a community created to make your Minecraft game like you’ve never played before! What are you waiting for to join the community? We will wait for you!

bandalicraft.net

MineZone

Mini Games, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, PvP

Our server has been running since the beginning of 2015 and has had its fair share of ups and downs, but the basic concept has remained the same: no things can be bought with real money! All your in-game money is synced across all of our servers, so you have the same balance everywhere. We support Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12

Our servers -> FreeBuild With us you and your friends can build your own city undisturbed in a beautiful place in the landscape. Or simply move into an existing city and expand it. Experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before, our server is only changed by a few plugins, so everything is based on the vanilla style. -> SkyBlock Our SkyBlock is different! Automatic kobblers, unique ore system, and much more. You must have seen that! -> CityBuild Rent a property in our city, build and explore the MineCraft world, take jobs and earn in-game money, experience the meaning of teamwork! -> Creative Build without restrictions in Creative mode with free WorldEdit! Our plots are completely connectable, without an annoying path in the middle. -> KnockbackFFA Grab your stick and try to use tricks to push the other players off the map into the void. You can buy cool and funny additional effects in the shop with in-game money.

minezone.biz

DesperateFun

Factions, Raiding, KitPvP, Survival, Mini Games

A great server for all your best PVP, Factions, COD Zombies, and more!!! We have lots of fun and creation. DesperateFun is a new server, but has a long history. Check out http://www.desperatefun.com and our server website desperate fun.buycraft.net

162.244.167.71

DestinyLegion

Survival, Factions, Economy, Skyblock, Mini Games

We are a up and coming Minecraft Network, we have a great community, we have a great management team who will take this small network to the next level!

mc.destinylegion.com