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CraftyCrazeLand

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1413
Emeralds Found:	377	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Farms Harvested:	120	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

pixelmon-au.com

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	76	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

flawlessmc.com

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

play.townysaga.com

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

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TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

play.twicraftmc.xyz

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

org.cosmosmc.org

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

join.mineheroes.org

The Shack

LifeSteal

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	165	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

the-shacks.net:25585

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Votes:	7973	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

mc.survivalverse.net

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	3102
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

andromedapvp.xyz