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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

SIMPLEMINECRAFT.RU – Classic Minecraft server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

A classic PvP server for lovers of aesthetics and beautiful buildings, diluted with decorative mods. Are you used to surprising your friends with buildings that excite the imagination? Then this server is right for you!

Server mods:

Create flavored cd

Discord, Fun, HARD, Land Claim, Modded, PvP, Ranks, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Runes Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to Create Flavored CyanDeserts.

we are a Create Flavored Server.our goal is to create a large community of players who loveCreate Flavored and modded in general. we have pretty light server rulesto ensure everyone has fun and gets to build what they want!

Features:– /Home– /Tpa– /Rtp– /Spawn– Time Based Ranks

51.222.121.177:25593

Summers West. Opening of a new year server… Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, No Private, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

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Our server does not seek to break through the standards and ideas of servers. Does not strive to show something completely new and previously unseen. But it perfectly fills the hole in the heart for those who miss the old vanilla survival, without privates and hundreds of plugins.

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Our Discord: https://discord.gg/KvZFsn7tKd

Our group in VK: https://vk.com/summerswest

Donation link: summerswest.ru

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What can we offer you?

– Private player registration system via discord. With it, you definitely won’t find yourself a victim of a griefer who gets lost on the server.

– Server chat is immediately broadcast to discord!

– Pre-generation of the world map. To improve the performance of players.

– Online map that is updated every 9 hours!

– Plugin for voice chat directly in the game.

– Complete freedom to express yourself and your desires.

– Build, develop, trade. After all, you can do whatever you want as long as it doesn’t interfere with the players.

– Interaction history system with chests and blocks. Missing something? The plugin will help you find out exactly who stole what from you.

– A formalized discord channel, which is convenient to sit in while playing on the server.

– A thoughtful set of rules that will protect not only the rights, but also the safety of players, including you.

– Good and lamp community.

– Not annoying donation system.

– No paid privileges that affect game progress.

– And much more. Something that can only be seen by getting acquainted with our server during the game.

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We are waiting for you and will be very happy to see you play on our server. Don’t be afraid to plunge into memories

Thank you for supporting us, have a great summer! ^^.

mc.summerswest.ru

Cave Craft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Cave Craft, A minecraft Vanilla SMP+ based server. Housing both Plugins and Datapacks. It incorporates a good amount of content into a rather relaxed gameplay. Currently the server has some plugins like Vein Miner, Tree Cap, Grief Defender and Essentials for /home , /spawn, /back and more. Players gain 1k claim blocks every hour while playing. Farms and more are welcome but massively huge AFK are limited. The discord has all info needed for the server + its the place that players communicate with each other.

154.16.67.55:2054

Lush Survival

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Lush Survival is a unique, anti-Pay-to-Win server that is designed to provide an enjoyable survival experience! Join an amazing community that is focused around survival, creativity and more. Lush Survival is providing you with slightly enhanced gameplay, making sure that you enjoy a few quality of life changes, without ruining the true vanilla feeling of Minecraft.

Experience daily updates through our well-organized Discord server, keep a close eye on server improvements, or just join in for some random fun with the Lush-community. Lush Survival ensures having a great time! You sure don’t want to mis out on the best survival server of the century!

IP: lushsurvival.mchost.pro Discord: discord.gg/9PK6hZvuEP

192.3.27.74:26458

Venom minecraft

Bungeecord, Economy, op prison, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	539
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Venom Minecraft is a 1.18.2 Minecraft Server Network with an amazing friendly community of players and staff that are very helpful! We currently have 4 fun game-modes that we know you will love! Our current game-modes are as follows;

– Economy (OP) Survival

– Vanilla Survival

– Skyblock

– Gladiators (Custom Prison + More)

…and more to come!

I hope you join our amazing community and have as much fun as we do!

Network IP: mc.venomminecraft.com

Community/Support: https://discord.gg/venomminecraft

Website/Store: https://venomminecraft.com

Contact Sonic_Gaming#2218 on discord with any questions!

mc.venomminecraft.com

✅PrineMC✅DONATE TO EVERYONE/FREE❤️SURVIVAL❤️PETS❤️Minecraft server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Votes:	5557	Epic Battles Fought:	10

✅PrineMC✅DONATE TO EVERYONE/FREE❤️SURVIVAL❤️PETS❤️BUNKS❤️

d6.prinemc.net

Chaos SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

This is a brand-new vanilla SMP server for an 18+ community. Java and Bedrock cross-play is enabled. Just hop on and play: no whitelists or visitor status or anything like that. All of the rules are on the Discord, but here are some: Stealing is OK; Griefing is OK, but don’t grief spawn; No hacking. Admin are cool and laid back; we’re all friends here. The Java IP:Port is 135.148.136.58:25734, and the Bedrock IP:Port is 135.148.136.58:19019. We are new, so if you are interested in being an administrator or builder, let us know. We have a lot of projects planned, so join us if you are interested! Discord: https://discord.gg/ZgH4dxq9

135.148.136.58:25734

MineSoft

Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9941	Votes:	9365
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

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93.38.122.110

Mirotopia

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	245	New Chunks Explored:	612455
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Hello, are you looking for a Minetopia server that is active, has a nice website and much more

joining us we have a lot to offer custom mods custom website and much more

S2 is coming and that means a new folder

lots of fun!!

mirotopia.ydns.eu