humorous euphemisms for stupidity Minecraft Servers

humorous euphemisms for stupidity

  • Blockheads United!

    Blockheads United!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.

    Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!

    Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!

    And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!

    Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!

    So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GangCentral

    GangCentral

    New Minecraft Servers

    GangCentral ============== About us! We are a BRAND NEW SERVER for 1.8.8 (At this moment) and have so much to the server ITS INSANE! Here are some of our feautres:- -Custom enchants -Drugs -Guns -Explosive Pvp – Custom Enchanted items – Custom Drug Effects – Intense pvp action from all of the above! ========== Future ================== The future of our server is looking great, We plan to work towards a better economy in terms of an auction and playershop plugin. We also are working to get voting crates and votifier up and running! There is so much to our server and more to be added soon! Come on and join us as we just released! So there will be bugs but a great time 🙂

    158.69.28.177

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KamiCraft

    KamiCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey this is KamiCraft! We are a fairly new Spigot based survival server who started at the end of November 2015. We are a very close knit, chilled, and mature community and we try to get everyone involved in our community builds. So far we have most of the major farms built and are now beginning work on the commercial district at spawn, where we hope to have all members helping out. We also run an events server on the weekends for UHC’s and so on. Fun times! Head over to our forum to check us out and apply to join our server! Server Rules No Griefing No Spamming Do not ask to be OP or to have a rank. We do not have ranks of this server. Respect all players. Do not use Mods or Hacks!! No builds in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) Do not live in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) PVP is not allowed to be conducted unless in PVP Arena or mutual consent.

    108.166.188.213

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VenomPvP

    VenomPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, Welcome to Venom PvP! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

    Factions PvP Raiding Custom Boss’s Missions

    Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You won’t regret it!

    mc.venompvp.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Amarda Minigames

    Amarda Minigames

    New Minecraft Servers

    A fun mini-game server under heavy development and taking staff as a warning this server has just entered beta development and 1.9 so it will be unstable so please report any issues to staff to be put under review and fixed we have mini-games from towny to hardcore so dont feel scared to check them all out

    198.50.133.69

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP