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  • Blockheads United!

    Blockheads United!

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.

    Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!

    Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!

    And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!

    Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!

    So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

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  • Crolacy Factions

    Crolacy Factions

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    Crolacy is a Factions Server that has a variety of exciting Options. We have many Unique Plugins, Custom Builds, and Nice Staff. Even though we are a Friendly Server, make sure you are ready to be raided.

    Incase you would like to know, here are some of our Links;

    Website: http://crolacy.com/ Ip Address: PvP.Crolacy.Com

    PvP.Crolacy.Com

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  • OPLegends

    OPLegends

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    OPLegends isnt just a Ordinary Prison Server, We resort to the highest of quality builds and server! You will start as a A-prisoner and work through the many ranks to freedom!

    The first rank is A block. You can sell items using our buying/selling system.

    Donators will get many perks, Custom mines. Donator tag and much more So what are you waiting for Join now! mc.OPLegends.com

    Crates, Lottery, Auctions, PvP, Plots and many more features!

    mc.OPLegends.com

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  • Offical Extreamfilmaking Server

    Offical Extreamfilmaking Server

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    This server is a creative / survival server filled with awesome fun and tons of stuff to do! There is little to no lag and the server has mutliple plugins to help the fun so what are you waiting for join today

    extreamfunmc.redirectme.net

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  • RSAcraft

    RSAcraft

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    Welcome to RSAcraft! What you will find on RSAcraft: Survival ( Economy, Claims, Massive Open World ) Factions ( Classic Factions On a Custom Generated World ) Creative ( Large Plots, WorldEdit Perks ) Skyblock ( Awesome Islands & Features ) BloodUHC ( Ultra Hardcore Survival with a few twists ) Paintball ( Fast Paced TDM, Ranks & Weapon Upgrades ) Hide&Seek ( Powered By The Classic Blockhunt Plugin ) RFTB ( Run From The Beast – Opening Soon ) Modded ( 1.11.2 Modded Server Owned By ASHcraft – Coming Soon ) Lots Of Awesome Members & Friends ( Not From a Plugin xD ) Lots of popular plugins and features! Locally hosted, Low latency all day for local players. We hope to see you soon!

    play.rsacraft.co.za

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  • InfamyCraft

    InfamyCraft

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    We are dedicated to growing an awesome small community. Our server offers a free-for-all survival and a plotworld to satisfy all users.

    192.227.173.176

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  • ForuxPVP

    ForuxPVP

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    Factions with a twist. Pick your subtype, will you be a Pirate? A Spy? Hunter perhaps? Or maybe a Titan? Choose carefully, each has its own perks, shop, and kit. Which one will you choose? Join today!

    play.foruxpvp.com

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  • Ice Craft

    Ice Craft

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    Awesome server. Owner: Illusion9. Very friend and need people! Friendly donators and very helpful people to get u on your feat.

    play.alexsoft-bg.com

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  • Limboworld

    Limboworld

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    Hey there. Looking for a modpack that brings your computer to its knees? Weve got what you are looking for. Almost. We have a very loaded custom modpack and server. Claim your own town, get rich using economy. Use a lot of magic or start building incredible tech. You can find all about our pack and our server right here

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/limboworld/

    Or visit our website at http://limboworld.weebly.com

    Modpack download from our website.

    limboworld.nl:25564

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  • SnakeMC

    SnakeMC

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    Welcome to the SnakeMC Community Server Owned By SnakeDoctor And Gianluca!

    Here, we have Factions, Survival, Creative, Lucky Sky Island, Mini Games and More, We are constantly adding and updating game modes to bring the best experience possible.

    Our server has many great features, such as Lucky Blocks, Crates, Kits, Vote Parties, Intense PvP, Custom Enchantments, and much more!

    We include a wide variety of different plugins (including custom ones) to make the server even more fun!

    Join now! Don’t forget to vote for the server, so you get some cool perks the next time you join! We also reward the top voter every month!

    play.SnakeMC.com

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  • Gatucraft El Server Gaturro de Minecraft

    Gatucraft El Server Gaturro de Minecraft

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    Welcome to the GATURRO Minecraft server!

    – SkyWars – KitPVP – SkyBlock – Contracts – Creative – Economy – Rankings

    jugar.gatucraft.com

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