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  • Blockheads United!

    Blockheads United!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.

    Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!

    Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!

    And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!

    Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!

    So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nerd Central

    Nerd Central

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO NERD CENTRAL! THIS IS A NEW 1.17.1 SERVER LOOKING FOR A NEW COMMUNITY. WE ARE RUNNING FACTIONS AND THE CAVES AND CLIFFS DATAPACK. Come play on a stable, reliable, and balanced server with an engaged and welcoming community!

    Main Features: – Factions – Simple Economy – Semi-vanilla gameplay – Caves and Cliffs datapack – Active and friendly staff

    192.99.44.179:25583

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bean Server

    Bean Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Community server run by beansquared for whatever purpose required. Currently hosting private modded session for friends.

    mc.beansquared.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Snownetwork

    Snownetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join snownetwork

    play.snownetwork.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PivoCraft. Vanilla survival server! Minecraft server

    PivoCraft.  Vanilla survival server!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Owner of the server “PivoCraft. Vanilla Survival Server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    d25.joinserver.ru:25861

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AlfaMatt

    AlfaMatt

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server 24h! Do whatever you want, without insulting, you will be welcome! It is a vanilla anarchic technical survival where there are 4 teams, users who are on the same team will not be able to attack each other

    minecraftserver.es

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KorintoCraft Network

    KorintoCraft Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! Welcome to KorintoCraft Network A Minecraft Java server compatible with 1.16.4-1.16.5 for premium and non-premium, open 24/7! IP: korinto.xyz We have a variety of plugins such as: – Crates, Rtp, Clans, Protections, Economy, shop and jobs. Runes, Bosses, Elite Mobs, Backpacks, Votes We have 3 modalities: – Survival, Bedwars, Parkour In addition to this we have events every week and many entertaining things for you to have a good time! You can sit and lie down, participate in raffles, be able to purchase VIP ranks and much more! Join our great community!

    play.korinto.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The legends smp

    The legends smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: TheLegendsSMP.topg.org

    TheLegendsSMP.topg.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TechnoMagicSky SoGo.Su Minecraft server

    TechnoMagicSky SoGo.Su Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “TechnoMagicSky SoGo.Su” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpivakNetwork

    SpivakNetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    SpivakNetwork is a Minecraft server focused on high quality game modes.

    – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – Survival – KitPvP – Much more…

    IP: play.spivaknetwork.com Discord: https://discord.spivaknetwork.com/

    play.spivaknetwork.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Sergal Lounge

    The Sergal Lounge

    New Minecraft Servers

    We’re currently looking for staff at The Sergal Lounge! If you enjoy minecraft and love fantasy! Come join us and apply for staff. The server is pre-paid for 2 years and will continue be running. We are looking for the current positions – Admins – Mods – Builders – Support Team

    The Discord : https://discord.gg/KBCRPBuSGG The Minecraft Server IP : 144.126.153.68:26305

    Please note the server is running 1.17.1 Spigot It is a SMP Server for survival with various plugins!

    144.126.153.68:26305

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP