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  • Blockheads United!

    Blockheads United!

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.

    Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!

    Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!

    And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!

    Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!

    So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

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  • Razorcraft

    Razorcraft

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    RazorCraft is a Minecraft Skyblock Crossplay server that supports both Java(Version 1.16.5-Latest supported) and bedrock edition(Latest version Supported).Skyblock Features:-

    ➼Amazing Hub to explore.➼Many Custom Skills ➼Island Customization ➼10+ Custom Minions ➼Robots. (Grinder, Miner, Collector, LumberJack) ➼Mana and abilities ➼Custom Crates ➼Custom Enchants ➼Custom Armor ➼Custom Items ➼Custom Crafting Recipes ➼Vote Rewards ➼Auction House ➼Amazing Kits to unlock ➼Quests ➼So many more coming soon!

    razorcraft.mc-srv.fun

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  • VictoryCraft.Ru | DraconicTechnoMagic Minecraft server

    VictoryCraft.Ru |  DraconicTechnoMagic Minecraft server

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    TechnoMagic! A world where magic and high technology combine! A world where confrontation reigns! Which side will you choose? Industrial mods will not let you get bored for a minute, and magical mods will open up a new unknown world of technological magic! What are you waiting for? Join us!

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  • SettleScape

    SettleScape

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    SettleScape is a small, tight-knit server with high-quality, open-source configuration, quality moderation, and a mature playerbase. It is a survival PvE server, focused primarily around the construction of towns.

    While the server does accept donations to stay afloat, it operates essentially as a non-profit; and all funds earned in excess of the amount needed to stay online go either to improving the server, or as redonations to the plugins that make the server what it is — so supporting SettleScape directly supports the Minecraft server development community at-large.

    The server has been around since mid-2019 and intends to stay up for the long-haul. The world is persistent — players can rest assured that their countless hours of hard work will never be deleted. Even in the event that the server goes offline forever someday, world downloads will be provided. The server has an aggressive backup strategy with a separate, off-site server; so even if the server host goes up in flames, your builds are still safe.

    Some notable plugins on the server are Towny, mcMMO, rankup, Beacon+, Jobs, and plenty more. Players who encounter bugs are encouraged to lodge issues on the server’s GitHub issue tracker; and there is an in-game bug bounty of $1000.

    There is a no-tolerance policy for bad actors, griefers, etc. SettleScape has a small team of experienced moderators who will not stand for violations of the server’s few, but sacrosanct, rules.

    While children are not disallowed on the server, there are currently no special arrangements made for them. Children under 18 should seek their parents’ approval before playing on any public Minecraft server. Children under 13 are not allowed on SettleScape except with parental supervision.

    settlescape.org

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  • Jacksmp

    Jacksmp

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    Just a fun survival smp ……………………………………………………………. ………………………………………………………………………

    jackjoin.my.pebble.host

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  • Cannonwars

    Cannonwars

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    Cannonwars is a new, freshly updated Hardcore Factions server. Survive by yourself or between alliances with other teams. The border is 10000 x 10000 blocks from spawn. (0, 0) The use of TnT Cannons and Creeper Eggs for raiding is allowed- protect your chests! You will receive one voting crate key reward for every vote that can be used at a Voting Crate around spawn.

    67.222.136.23:7037

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  • The server died… Minecraft server

    The server died… Minecraft server

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    I’ll come when spring blooms

    And paint the clouds pink

    I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers

    And I’ll hide it

    And my heart hurts from love

    Just listen, don’t tell me anything

    First date of last spring

    I’m crying

    Source text-pesni.com

    I’ll come when spring blooms

    And paint the clouds pink

    I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers

    And I’ll hide it

    And my heart hurts from love

    Just listen, don’t tell me anything

    First date of last spring

    I’m crying

    Lilacs bloomed in the city yesterday –

    Scatters petals and casts shadows

    As if in an anime the pupils will sparkle –

    Not mutual, I’m sorry

    Someone is sharpening knives in a St. Petersburg apartment

    The future victim collects flowers

    Their meeting will happen, just wait, wait

    I’ll come when spring blooms

    And paint the clouds pink

    I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers

    And I’ll hide it

    And my heart hurts from love

    Just listen, don’t tell me anything

    First date of last spring

    I’m crying

    How many hugs, how many kisses

    Decorated the cold basement with drawings

    Why are you screaming, not letting me sleep?

    After all, you can’t escape

    Lilac branches knocked on the window

    Spills petals onto the concrete floor

    How many tears and joy you brought us

    The long-awaited spring

    I’ll come when spring blooms

    And paint the clouds pink

    I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers

    And I’ll hide it

    And my heart hurts from love

    Just listen, don’t tell me anything

    First date of last spring

    I’m crying

    First date of last spring

    There is so much pain in the world and it all comes from love.

    Girls, knives, buses, trains –

    It’s all spring

    45.93.200.21:25569

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  • Kingdom Wars SMP

    Kingdom Wars SMP

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    Join a community of players where you and your friends can join a kingdom and work together to improve and further develop that kingdom. We have tons of exciting activities that allow players to engage and interreact with the lore of the world we have created. NOTE: We are NOT a factions server. We use towny and seek to be a different means of having player engage in wars and combat. We aim to be a safe and enjoyable server for everyone.

    play.kingdomwarssmp.net:25580

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  • Potato Farming

    Potato Farming

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    This is Potato Farming we are a decent community with a friendly player base our economy is based around potatos and nothing else! come join us today and enjoy our company as we will enjoy yours

    135.148.58.33

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  • Unity smp

    Unity smp

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    A small modded server, Right now we have 5 members! We have some rules but we don’t ban right away. We might do some roleplay also we are whitelisted to keep away greifers and trolls so if that were to happen we are narrow down who did it with the log.

    Mods: additional additions, ambient additions, artifacts, CFM, Enhanced Farming, Farmers Delight, Floral Flair, Oh My Goat, sophisticated backpacks, Trash Cans, and verdure

    Server is not mine just advertising for my friend!!

    137.74.245.207:25619

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  • CraftBlaze MineBlaze Mini Games Homeless Grif Minecraft server

    CraftBlaze MineBlaze Mini Games Homeless Grif Minecraft server

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    CraftBlaze Honest server with cheap donations!Do you like mini-games? Or different types of survival?Then come to us! We have created a full-fledged integrated CraftBlaze server!Our privileges have cool opportunities!Come in and choose what you like! Version: 1.8 – 1.17.1IP:mc.craftblaze.ruWebsite: CraftBlaze.ru– Unique privileges, prefixes, suffixes and collections– Everyone will find a mode to their liking– Monthly tops and daily tasks– Good anti-cheat– Responsive moderation– No lags or friezes!– Survival with privates, pets, clans, Mob Arena,– parkour, music, weddings, turning into Mobs,– auto mine and shop.– Only here you can fly on a real Helicopter!

    Mini games: – The Hunger Games, – Bed Wars, – Sky Wars, – Build Battle, – Parkour.– And many more interesting things!

    mc.mineblaze.shop

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