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BlockyBedBloopers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

BoomBlockz, Chinese immigrants, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, derogatory comments, discrimination, fear, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful consequences, harmful impact, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, immigration, Int, intolerance, offensive language, racism, Social Issues, Tread, Xenophobia, Years

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Animals Bred:	45
Void Gems Collected:	39	Potions Brewed:	28
Ores Mined:	6739	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1156	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

“Youth, 18 year olds, age restrictions, Ageism, BUILD, children, CraftyFeminist18s, DATING, Epic, feminism, FEMINISTS, gender equality, intelligence, Maturity, Political Correctness, political participation, retarded, retarded children, social commentary, Stacy, Stereotypes, voting age, voting eligibility, voting rights, WOMENS RIGHTS, worlds

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	555
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7628

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	7312	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!