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DoggyCraft LOLz

amusing dog antics, amusing dog stories, canine humor, comical dog behavior, dog antics, dog comedy, dog comedy videos, Dog humor, dog shenanigans, DoggyCraft, entertaining dog videos, entertaining pet stories, funny dog moments, funny dog tricks, funny pet moments, funny pet videos, hilarious dog antics, hilarious pet stories, humorous dog tales, lolz, silly dog behavior, silly pet stories

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Crimes against humanity, Extermination, Gaza Strip, Gaza War, Hamas, human rights violations, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace efforts, Military operations, Minecraft, political violence, Server, UN reports, united nations, United Nations Human Rights Council, War Crimes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

LOL this server is so lit, it’s like the UN but for Minecraft! We got crazy accusations flying around like Israel trying to ‘exterminate’ everyone and Hamas committing war crimes. Join us for some wild drama and chaos, it’s like a reality show but with blocks and creepers. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and scandals in the virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CubanCraft: Subs vs Ships

Arrival, caribbean, cold war, Cuba, CubanCraft, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Guantanamo Bay, international relations, Military, naval base, naval forces, naval operations, PRESENCE, russia, Russian navy, Ships, submarine, SUBS, Tension, US, us navy, Warships

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	64
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Emeralds Found:	7655
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1374	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6435	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4992
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!