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SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

IDGAFcraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t care less about, couldn’t care less if, couldn’t care less whether, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a toss, disinterest, Disregard, don’t give a fig, don’t give a hoot, IDGAFcraft, indifference, indifference towards, lack of concern, neglect, nonchalance, not bothered, not fussed about, unconcern, whats the point

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	7063
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	54
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

Assassination, Beirut, blockbusters, boom, Commanders, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, IDF operation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, militant group, Military, OPERATIONs, regional instability, SECURITY, security operation, Terrorism, terrorism threat

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

ZenithMC.mcserver.us

Cubywars

Bungee, classic, Community, community goal, CubyWars, Custom Cosmetic, customed, expand, Goal, in game, Join, Minecraft, Network, network store, rank system, Server, Skyblock, smp, Store, Survival, Unique

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3812
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

play.cubywars.net:25577

Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

#addons, 24/7 uptime, Active, age, Anti-Stealing, bad, Blaming, Builds, Community, Events, figment, Friendly, Griefing, Halloween, imagination, Inclusivity, Lag, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, quality of life, Safe, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7369
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Farms Harvested:	761	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	Explore and participate in various activities.
Mayoral Elections	Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for players.

For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

3. Are there rules in the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, Caring, comfort, Comforting, compassion, CuddleCraft, Cuddling, cutie patootie, emotional, Empathy, friendship, gentle, Kissing, love, Minecraft, Sadness, Sensitive, Server, Support, Sympathy, Tender, tummy rub, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, antennas, Bristol Motor Speedway, Broadcast, cars, city, Competition, CW Network, Dale Jr., drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Food, live event, Minecraft, motorsports, Nascar, Racing, smp, Speedway, sports, television, turnleft, Xfinity, Xfinity Food City 300

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	135

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, excessive spending, family dynamics, family relationships, family trips, Family Values, intervention, materialism, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Privilege, psychological help, Server, Social Skills, spoiled child, TripToTherapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

HomeDepotPupper

aita, Boundaries, child safety, Confrontation, dog owner, dog-friendly, Etiquette, golden retriever, Home Depot, Home Depot incident, HomeDepotPupper, Kid, leash, parenting, personal space, pet behavior, pet etiquette, public place, service dog, social norms, vest

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3795	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.

Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?