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Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	749	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!

MommaDontSpillTheBeans

#announcement, advice, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, consent, Decision making, emotions, family, Frustration, mom, MommaDontSpillTheBeans, Mother, Pregnancy, Pregnant, privacy, relationships, secret, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Votes:	2743
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re even ready to announce it to the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee complete privacy when it comes to your personal life! No more unexpected baby announcements from nosy parents!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Let your creativity run wild as you construct the most epic structures and explore vast landscapes. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special “Privacy Shield” plugin that ensures no one can reveal your secrets without your permission.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pregnancy announcements and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a secret underground bunker to hide from your mom’s gossiping friends. The possibilities are endless!

AnxietySlayer Minecraft SMP

AnxietySlayer, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming anxiety, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self help books, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and teamwork help you overcome anxiety in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

Our server is like a therapy session, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. We have a support group for players who are afraid of heights in the game, led by our resident expert who once survived a fall from the tallest tower in the land by landing in a pool of slime blocks.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world with your new pixelated pals. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a group of friends ready to take on any mob that comes your way?

ShortLuvGone: Broke up over who gets the diamond armor

armor, Breakup, BROKE, Closure, Communication Issues, DATING, Diamond, emotional connection, failed relationships, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, love, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, shortest relationship, ShortLuvGone, starting over

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	762
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of short-lived relationships in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where relationships last longer than a diamond pickaxe! Our players are so committed, they’ll build you a castle just to show their love (and maybe trap you inside, but hey, it’s the thought that counts). Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless love…or at least until someone steals your diamonds. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Sinwar’s Safe Haven

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deal, diplomatic talks, gaza, guarantees, Hamas, Haven, international relations, Life, long-term solution, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace agreement, political stability, regional cooperation, Safe, Safety, security measures, senior Egyptian official, Sinwar, Sinwars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the clutches of sinwar and his evil plans!!! build ur own fortress to protect urself from his wrath and team up with other players to take him down once and for all!!! senior egyptian officials are counting on u to save the day, so hop on and start crafting ur way to victory!!! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not??? come join the fun and let’s kick sinwar’s butt together!!!

CreditCraft: Spend Now, Worry Later!

budgeting, Cash, cashless society, consumer behavior, convenience, credit card rewards, credit cards, CreditCraft, debt management, financial habits, financial literacy, financial responsibility, impulse buying, mindful spending, money management, money mindset, overspending, payment methods, personal finance, spend, spending habits, tracking expenses, worry

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	3313	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and you can buy stuff with credit cards, bro. like, you don’t even have to think about how much money you’re spending, just swipe that card and get all the diamonds and enchanted gear you want. it’s like magic, man. join this server and live the high life without worrying about your bank account. plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who bought a whole castle with their credit card and now they’re the king of the server. you could be next, dude. come join us and let the credit card madness begin!

Blocky Beatdown Minecraft Server

assault, beat me to death, Beatdown, Bigotry, blocky, Dangerous, death, discrimination, extremist, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, hate, intolerance, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Server, terf, Trans, Transgender, violence, wish

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely scenarios can come to life! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see a group of terfs try to beat a trans person to death in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and thrilling experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Watch as the terfs try to take down our resilient trans players, only to be met with an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building massive structures to embarking on daring quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a battle for the ages!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP – 4K Resolution Gang

1920×1080, 2560×1440, 2716×1527, 2k, 3840×2160, 4K, aspect ratio, digital display, display technology, Gang, High Definition, Minecraft, monitor comparison, monitor resolution, pixel count, pixel density, PixelPals, resolution, screen resolution, screen size, smp, technology terminology, Ultra High Definition, visual display

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated graphics? Well, look no further because our server is so pixelated, it’s practically 4K! That’s right, we’ve cranked up the pixels to give you the most visually stunning Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve discovered a secret dimension where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs fly helicopters. Join our SMP and explore this wacky world filled with surprises around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks from this miraculous bird.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most pixelated adventure of your life!

CraftySisCPSCallout

calling cps, Communication, confronting lies, confronting sister, CraftySisCPSCallout, Emotional Abuse, exaggeration, false accusations, family conflict, Family issues, Family secrets, Family Support, Honesty, lying.., Manipulation, parental neglect, seeking attention, sibling dynamics, sister relationship, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content! No more lies about roaches in your room or fake stomach pain excuses to get out of school – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about confronting your sister about her lies because everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, there’s no need to call CPS on anyone – unless it’s to report a creeper invasion, of course!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Who needs emotional abuse accusations when you can have a blast mining diamonds and crafting enchanted gear? See you in the world of Minecraft, where the only thing you’ll be neglecting is your sleep!

GossipGuruMC SMP

Buzz, chatter, Drama, gossip, GossipGuruMC, Grapevine, hearsay, Hot Topic, Intrigue, juicy, juicy gossip, News, Rumors, scandal, Secrets, smp, speculation, Talk, tattle, Tidbits, trending gossip, Whispers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Oh honey, let me spill the tea about this wild Minecraft SMP! So, rumor has it that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, running the server with hooves and everything! And get this, they only let players join if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly in-game. But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in dolphin noises. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to build your blocky empire! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!