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Sock Stepper’s Paradise

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	77
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Exalted Kingdom: Where factions battle it out in hardcore fashion, no PVP for the faint-hearted!

1.8.9, battle, Beta, Discord, exalted, exclusive offers, Factions, fainthearted, fashion, Hardcore, Kingdom, Medieval, Minecraft, notch Apples, Promoters, protection 4, PvP, Raiding, referral pay, Shop, Spawners, Tnt, Wither Raiding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Exalted Kingdom Factions Server Overview

Description	A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version 1.8.9. No pay-to-win system, players must work for their success. Spawners available in shop at high prices. Gameplay includes wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
Promoters	We are looking for promoters who will be paid a percentage for referrals that lead to purchases in the shop. Join our Discord for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server launch?	The server is planned to launch within 1 month.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, players cannot pay to be the best. Success must be earned through gameplay.
Are spawners available in the shop?	Yes, but at expensive prices.
What type of gameplay can be expected?	Wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
How can I become a promoter?	Join our Discord for more information on becoming a promoter and earning referral rewards.

Clay’s Eureka Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, Clays, control, DOMINANCE, ENTITLEMENT, eureka, gender dynamics, incel, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, power, rape, rape culture, Server, sexual marketplace, toxic behavior, toxic beliefs, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, violence, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players! We understand that sometimes the world can be a tough place, especially when it comes to dating and relationships. That’s why we offer a safe space for guys like you and me to come together and take back what’s rightfully ours – by raiding and pillaging villages, of course!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.

And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft SMP

Archive, character profiles, Community, Crafty, CREW, critique, donuts, Edition, Eicon search tool, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, gay blues, kinks, Minecraft, pastebin, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Votes:	3199	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take donuts to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a stick at. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where you can roleplay as a donut-loving superhero with a secret fetish for unicorns? Or maybe you want to be a pirate who sails the high seas in search of the legendary booty (not that kind, you dirty-minded player!).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyways?). Let’s get this party started and see where our crazy characters take us next!

NeuroCraft Minecraft Server

autism diagnosis, Communication Issues, coworker dynamics, coworker relationships, handling conflict, interrupting conversations, meeting disruptions, meeting etiquette, Minecraft, navigating workplace dynamics, NeuroCraft, neurodiversity, neurotypical behavior, professional behavior, respectful communication, Server, support in the workplace, Unmasking, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace professionalism

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be your real authentic self just like Jess trying to unmask at work! We encourage all players to let their crazy flags fly high and interrupt each other in the most outrageous ways possible.

Join us for meetings where you can talk over each other, steamroll conversations, and cause chaos like never before. Just like Jess, you can feel free to ignore the agenda and go off on wild tangents that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

But beware, if you try to politely ask someone to wait their turn or finish your own thought, you might be accused of being rude and unsupportive of unmasking. Don’t worry though, our boss is always available to mediate these ridiculous disputes and keep the drama going strong.

So come on down to our server and let your inner asshole shine bright! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and full of unexpected twists and turns?

WifelessWanderer

activities, adventurous vacations, all inclusive, complaining, concerts, cruise, disagreement, Friends, machu picchu, mexico city, music festivals, out of town, Planning, pub, Rammstein, refusal, social life, stay at home, trivia night, Wife, WifelessWanderer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7969
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is mandatory! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who refuse to let age define them.

Are you tired of being held back by someone who just wants to stay home and do nothing? Well, on our server, you can break free from the chains of boring and explore virtual worlds filled with excitement and endless possibilities.

Imagine building a virtual Machu Picchu with your friends, or rocking out at a virtual Rammstein concert in Mexico City. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s counting?).

So, if you’re ready to ditch the real world drama and dive headfirst into a realm of pure fun and craziness, join us now! Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server that’s always buzzing with activity and laughter? Let’s make memories that will have your grandkids saying, “Wow, Grandma and Grandpa were wild back in the day!”

BlockyBanterCraft

Absurdity, Adult, Argument, astonishment, BlockyBanterCraft, Communication, Confrontation, Conversation, debate, disagreement, disbelief, Frustration, incredulous, Logic, Maturity, misunderstanding, reasoning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	5067	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of arguing with adults about the most ridiculous things? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise you won’t have to convince anyone that the sky is blue or that water is wet. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it once turned a grown man into a unicorn just by logging in. So come join us and leave those silly arguments in the real world where they belong!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion, authoritarian regime, BabyBoomCraft, Birth Rates, contraceptive, DOCTORS, Family Planning, forced pregnancies, government policy, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, maternal health, North Korea, political agenda, population control, population growth, Propaganda, punishment, reproductive coercion, reproductive rights, Social Issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. true story, bro. and another time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons. it was lit, fam. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. you’ll be rolling in riches, yo. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life!

BlockyBrainAgeGap

anxiety, BlockyBrainAgeGap, boys’ brains, brain development, cognitive function, covid lockdowns, Covid-19, gender differences, gender gap, girls’ brains, lockdown effects, long-term effects, mental health, MRI scans, neuroscience, pandemic, premature aging, research, stress, study, youth mental health

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3351	Crops Grown:	7388
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Villages Defended:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.

join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ludwig, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is widely regarded as one of the greatest composers in Western classical music. He was born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany, and went on to study with famous composers such as Joseph Haydn and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Beethoven’s music is characterized by its emotional depth, innovation, and complexity, and he is known for his symphonies, piano sonatas, and string quartets. Despite facing personal challenges such as deafness, Beethoven continued to compose prolifically until his death in 1827. His legacy remains a major influence on classical music and his works are still widely performed and celebrated today.

What servers are similar to Sukage ?

1.19, 1.20, 1.21, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Features, gameplay, japanese, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, texture pack, Themed

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

SakuraMC: This Japanese-themed server offers a similar survival experience with a focus on community and creativity. With custom plugins and events, players can enjoy a unique and immersive gameplay experience that mirrors Sukage .
ZenCraft: With a peaceful and Zen-like atmosphere, ZenCraft offers a tranquil survival experience with a Japanese-inspired theme. Players can enjoy building, exploring, and connecting with others in a relaxed environment reminiscent of Sukage .
KawaiiCraft: Embracing all things cute and kawaii, this server offers a fun and colorful survival experience with a Japanese twist. From adorable mobs to custom items, players can immerse themselves in a world filled with charm and creativity similar to Sukage .
RisingSunMC: Inspired by the beauty and culture of Japan, RisingSunMC delivers a survival experience that captures the essence of Sukage . With unique builds, custom events, and a welcoming community, players can dive into a world filled with wonder and excitement.
BambooCraft: This server takes players on a journey through a lush bamboo forest, where survival and exploration go hand in hand. With a focus on nature and adventure, BambooCraft offers a serene and captivating experience that echoes the spirit of Sukage .

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