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  • Craft My Final Boss!

    Craft My Final Boss!

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    🎮🌍 Welcome to the zaniest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🚀

    Are you tired of those boring, stale servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, drop your diamond pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride! Here are some completely true reasons why you should join us:

      • The Biome of Bad Decisions: Ever crafted a cake only to realize you’re the only one who eats it? Well, in this biome, you’ll find enchanted cakes that can talk back! And trust us, they have some spicy opinions—especially about your building skills! 🍰😲

      • Creepers that Ask for Directions: That’s right! Our creepers are actually lost tourists asking for help to find the nearest village! But be careful; if you give them bad directions, they may turn "self-destruct" mode on—not that it’ll do much; it just makes a dramatic sound effect. 🎤💥

      • The Eternal Pigs of Prophecy: Seek out the golden pig roaming the land! Legend has it that if you whisper the worst possible quote from your favorite TV show while riding it, you’ll summon a portal to the Underworld where all your expired potatoes and failed builds go to rest. Just don’t be surprised if it requests a ham sandwich as tribute. 🐷🔮

      • The Villager Karaoke Challenge: Ever wanted to hear a villager belt out your favorite tunes? Here, the villagers host weekly karaoke nights, and trust us when we say, their version of "Baby Shark" will have you questioning every life choice you’ve ever made! 🎤⚡

      • Crafting with Chaos: When you combine a crafting table with a redstone lamp, you might just create the only known “Giant Meatball of Destiny.” Rumor has it that if you consume this legendary dish, it grants you the power of unlimited spaghetti! 🍝🌀

      • Enderman Fashion Shows: Forget your boring runway! Our endermen strut their stuff in the most bizarre outfits you’ve ever seen! Last week, one wore nothing but a diamond block and sunglasses—#FashionGoals right there! 😎🖤

      • The Querying Zombie Apocalypse: These zombies don’t just want your brain; they want a lively debate! Join in on philosophical discussions with zombies who insist that "The Office" was a masterclass in workplace comedy—while trying to bite your head off! 🤔🧟‍♂️

    So what are you waiting for? Join our madness now and turn your ordinary Minecraft experience into a legendary tale of outrageous encounters and unforgettable moments! Just make sure to bring your most questionable quotes and a questionable sense of humor! 🎉📢

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  • G4m.es

    G4m.es

    New Minecraft Servers

    Description: G4m.es is a whitelisted survival multiplayer server. We encourage creative building in a survival environment, but we also have a creative world for those who need their quick build fix. At the moment the server includes a spawn city, PvP/Wither fighting arena, fast travel stations/minecart tracks, a nether hub, an enderman farm, and several custom landmarks.

    Guests are welcome to log in to the server, but only whitelisted players are allowed to build. Only mature players will be whitelisted. Players under 18 are only accepted on rare occasions.

    This is primarily a survival player vs enemy server. PvP is allowed, but only in designated areas or when both parties agree to fight.

    Fire spread, creeper terrain damage and enderman griefing has been disabled.

    Rules: No Griefing; No Thieving; No Cheating; No cussing; No advertising; / Official Rules: http://g4m.es/rules

    How to Join: If you just want to look around, then just point your game client to mc.g4m.es. If you’d like to be whitelisted… – Agree to the server rules (http://g4m.es/rules) – Register on G4m.es (http://g4m.es) – Register your minecraft character with our website (http://g4m.es/dashboard/characters) – Say hi on the new member forums (http://g4m.es/forum/m/4949931/viewforum/1728604) – Fill out the server whitelist application (http://g4m.es/mcapplication) Once your application has been approved, we’ll whitelist you as soon as possible!

    mc.g4m.es

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  • EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding

    EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding

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    If you have been looking for a new minecraft raiding server for months well you have found the right server we are a 24/7 server with 16 gigs of ram and no lag Come check us out Thanks

    99.198.120.82

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  • Dragons Doom

    Dragons Doom

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    You might be wondering what is like to join the perfect server? Well it is like having heaven in your hands. Dragons’ Doom has been up for about 3 months making everything so perfect that if their is something wrong we will immediately TAKE action to fix the problem! Our staff is helpful and supportive that they will help out with any problem as long as it is within reason. Dragons’ Doom has various creations from PVP to a MOB-ARENA. Our server is 24/7 wishing that people all around the world would play on our server. Dragons’ Doom is so unique because it has a voting system, shops, factions, PVP,shops, mob-arenas, xp farms for those who are donators, and much more!

    Their is a unique variety of players each day but sadly not enough! People always ask why our server is not big and full of people.. Well because we were still fixing the issues and bugs the server encountered. NOW our server is LAG FREE. YES LAG FREE! Isn’t that incredible. Only the best for the best.

    create a faction, survive, kill or be killed, make allies, make enemies. Take in captives, torture them and let them know that you are going to be the most feared faction that their will ever be. Raid, kill, Grief, but I warn you be careful out their one moment you could be making your home and the next you could be fighting for your life even though you know you will die you will try and come out victorious! Welcome to the fight for survival comrade you will be pushed, stabbed, and even killed… Help yourself and those around you make a run for it survive and free everyone from the terror that is rising – Dragons’ Doom server

    mc.dragonsdoom.net

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  • GoldenCraft

    GoldenCraft

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    Welcome to GoldenCraft! We are an incredible hub server that is always improving over time, and we are always looking for new faces to have fun with!

    We currently offer the following: – Factions – Creative ( Comes with huge plots and free to use worldedit for all! ) – Infected ( Custom coded infected experience that rewards the brave ) – Pixelmon – Survival – Parkour

    We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure both minimal downtime and optimal performance with no lag.

    IP: play.goldencraft.co

    play.goldencraft.co

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  • LegendaryCraft

    LegendaryCraft

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    Hello my name is icycoolXD but before i go on this servers going to be REALLY different from alot of Minecraft servers for one the server going to be based on a storyline wich it starts off with me and super in the orginal AwesomeCraft (my old server) when a bunch of people come down and capture the heroes to a new world which turns out to be a race to save the unverse and the players are the heroes!In the first overworld you will have Survival world and thats it once you get approved and ranked up you have a chance to beat a boss enemy upon doing so will grant you acess to the next overworld and creative world inside it and so on and so on until you vs the final boss wich will grant you acess to the Admin world or “Special world” Like i said this is all just the begging so we need as many builders to help this server come to Fruition

    192.227.136.38:25665

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  • E=MC2

    E=MC2

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    We are a server to come build and have a economy server. We have plugins to sell stuff and get land you can have land and work together to build and survive in this insane world! Not to worry creepers don’t explode to do block damage but they can hurt you. DYNMAP ip: http://184.154.185.248:8953 We also have a Mumble voice server check our forums for the IP! We would love to have you come play and make wonders of art!

    184.154.185.248

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  • SarmaCraft

    SarmaCraft

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    Come and play on best minecraft server Survival Factions And much more…

    37.59.192.206

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  • CryptCraft

    CryptCraft

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    IP: cryptcraft.com YouTube: youtube.com/cryptcraft Facebook: facebook.com/cryptcraft Donations: cryptcraft.com/donate

    Welcome to CryptCraft! We are a free to play (cracked) server that has been around since August 2011. We have a medium sized community right now, and we are always looking for new members! WE NOW HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER WITH 16GB OF RAM! So, what do we have to offer?

    VANILLA WORLD! On our Vanilla world, players can build a house anywhere, make shops, kill others in the wilderness, start new towns, and much more! When joining the server, you must complete a tutorial before being able to play in Vanilla. We do this to prevent spam. WE DO NOT ALLOW GRIEFING in vanilla! Any grief that is found will result in an IP ban of the offender and a rollback of the area. This is your grief warning! If you find grief, tell an admin or mod. Players can make money by selling items in a shop, or selling cobblestone to the admin shop. (Video on shops) If you are interested in making your own town, you must pay $1000 (In game money) to an Admin (This can be split between people). Towns have PvP disabled and can be either public or private. Home protection can be purchased for $50 from an Admin or Mod. We will also add an admin shop and a warp to new towns. Stealing from chests is allowed, so you need to remember to lock your chests! You can do this by using the command /lock and hitting your chest. These are the basic rules for our Vanilla world, but if you have more questions.. JUST ASK US!

    cryptcraft.com

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  • JRCraft

    JRCraft

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    JRCraft has been running since 2011 !

    Join one of the longest running community driven servers in Minecraft history ! +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Small nuggets of info +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Newish map, we have recently reset. We do not do this often (once every 2 years or so).

    Plugin info and Server News: https://jrcraft.net

    Permissions: https://jrnetwork.net/help/serverwiki/minecraft/jrcraft-permissions-r21/

    Dynmap: http://play.jrcraft.net:1888

    play.jrcraft.net

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  • DarkerCraft

    DarkerCraft

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    Coming Soon! www.DarkerCraft.com 1.4.3, Awaiting Bukkit RB Mature management, anti-grief, grief cleanup, survival, PVP Arena, Spleef Arena, anti-floating fences, large biome. Management positions available. Ground up unique build…not a copy from another. No super flat areas. Owner and donation funded.

    207.210.239.68:25665

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