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  • Bonus Block Bungle

    Bonus Block Bungle

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    Welcome, brave blocky adventurers, to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever dreamed of! We can guarantee that your last job’s “bonus” of an extra hour of unpaid overtime—what a thrill!—will pale in comparison to the wacky rewards awaiting you here!

    1. Free Pizza Block: Join us, and you might just bite into a slice of the legendary Pizza Block, rumored to be crafted by a family of secretive Italian creepers. One unsuspecting player took a bite and was soon master of all things culinary. Now they throw pizza parties regularly for a pack of howling wolves!

    2. Ye Olde Job Bonus: Ever been gifted a mug with your boss’s face on it? Dive into our mysterious portal and you could end up with the “Ye Olde Job Bonus”—an enchanted coffee mug that whispers terrible puns every time you sip. Last week, Dave got one and he’s never stopped groaning since.

    3. Curse of the Dwindling Donkey: Join our quest and you could find yourself gifted with the Curse of the Dwindling Donkey—a peculiar spell that makes your trusty steed slowly shrink until it becomes a floating baby donkey. Don’t worry, it still comes with all the perks of riding—like an audience of bewildered villagers!

    4. Mystical Melons of Mayhem: Our server is bursting with Whimsaberry trees that grow outlandishly potent melons. One brave soul took a bite and spontaneously broke into a ballad about their ex’s bad haircut, causing quite the ruckus among the neighboring biomes. Join now and sing your heart out!

    5. Epic Monster Complaints: Got a grievance with that pesky Enderman who keeps stealing your dinner? Here, we host a daily Monster Complaints session where you can air your frustrations. Last week, a ghast sobbed uncontrollably after realizing it hasn’t had a good hug in centuries. Therapists are on standby!

    6. The Infinite Pufferfish: Bring your fishing pole, because the legendary Infinite Pufferfish awaits! It’s said to have the magical power of inflation—you catch it and suddenly everything you sell turns into diamonds! But beware; some say it also plays 80’s rock ballads in your ear at all times.

    7. The From-Great-To-Blank Job Saga: In this server, players have started legendary quests to recreate the horror stories of their jobs! Last week, we had a player craft a monument to their old job’s broken coffee machine that led to a scream-a-thon. They now run an entire “Lost Opportunities” tour throughout the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the stale cubicles and dried-up perks of your mundane life and join the most riotous Minecraft server in the multiverse! Adventure, chaos, and melons await! Your new life awaits… but remember, don’t take your espresso too seriously; it might try to escape! 🍕💎✨

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  • Casual Survival

    Casual Survival

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    Hi, this is a relaxed survival server, I created this with simplicity in mind. There’s no excessive or annoying plugins, no ranks, or no huge flashy spawn. I would like this server to be a fun experience so if you have any feedback or features you would like to be added (within reason) please feel free to ask! PvP is enabled throughout the world, but you are safe within claims. Claim your land to protect your things because anything out of your claims is free game! You can get more claim blocks by being online. Explore from the spawn point or use /rtp to teleport to a random location! Server features: Essentials – for player commands and accessibility Grief Prevention – claim land to protect your work Old Combat – attack cooldown is disabled ClearLag – to help reduce server lag for players World Border – to help reduce server lag by preventing an enormous map Random TP – you can teleport to a random location to get started No phantoms – phantoms are disabled Silk spawners – You can mine spawners with silk touch or craft them with a mob egg

    167.114.11.236:25611

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  • Pancakenetwork

    Pancakenetwork

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    Embark on an unforgettable journey in PancakeNetwork, a Minecraft 1.20 Factions, Skyblock, Skywars and Prison server like no other! Forge alliances, build mighty empires, and wage epic battles against other factions in a quest for supremacy. PancakeNetwork offers a perfect blend of classic Factions gameplay enhanced with unique features, custom enchantments, and a player-driven economy. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the world of Factions, PancakeNetwork provides an engaging and challenging environment for all players. Join us today, create or join a faction, and set out on your path to glory!

    play.pancakenetwork.xyz

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  • ESMC Life Roleplay

    ESMC Life Roleplay

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    Riverside Valley is a world full of criminals, successful millionaires, and vigilante citizens. Purchase a car, plane, or helicopter, to get to your penthouse suit in the sky while police chase criminals robbing the bank.

    Server map: www.es-mc.co:8123/ Server ip: play.es-mc.co

    CITYRP, ROLEPLAY, CARS, JOBS, ROBBERY

    play.es-mc.co

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  • Ascension Realm

    Ascension Realm

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    We’re a new server looking to officially launch in a couple weeks time.

    We are currently looking into expanding the server into a network server once we get enough funds! Come join and be part of the growth of Ascension Realm!

    Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/Ba9NkDg

    164.132.158.214:25592

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  • Itlogus

    Itlogus

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    Itlogus is an SMP that offers:– Enhanced Vanilla! Java & Bedrock Crossplay!– Expandable overworld!* Revamped Nether with Bosses!** Annoying End Dimension!***– Balanced mcMMO Leveling! Easy Land Claiming!– New Enchants! New Villages! New Structures!

    WE VALUE YOUR PROGRESS!!!

    *In the overworld, there will be no world reset at all!*On every major release, overworld will be expanded by 10,000 blocks!**In the nether, you can build in a fixed radius of 2560!**Also in the nether, territory over the radius of 2560 will regenerate every 2 months!***The end dimension resets every 2 months

    itlog.us

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  • SettingSuns Nations

    SettingSuns Nations

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    Welcome to SettingSuns Nations! On this server you will hopefully find what you’re looking for! We offer RP Chat, Factions, Wars, and so much more! Our economy fluxuates with how much player’s sell and how much they buy! With so many custom plugins by our Dev you will want to stay forever!

    Our server is based in Europe in the year of 1550. We have Nation applications on our website to assure that we have the best player’s running our nations! If you come on here and RDM a player with no reason behind it, you will be banned.

    Hope to see you soon! – Cameron

    142.4.200.159:25574

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  • RelatedTechNetwork

    RelatedTechNetwork

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    A new skyblock server actively looking for staff, join to apply. We are giving out free ranks and items to new players, if you wish to find a fully new skyblock server and want a more close community then this server is for you, if you are looking to be an Admin/Mod/Developer/Builder on a server then this server is for you too.

    mc.relatedtechnetwork.com

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  • Blood monk craft

    Blood monk craft

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    Server IP: 165.22.243.81:19132

    165.22.243.81:19132

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  • MCPrison

    MCPrison

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    MCPrison is the first custom aquatic prison experience set in Minecraft version 1.17. Our server offers many unique features including; Backpacks and Backpack Enchantments, Enchantment Gemstones, Realms/Private Mines, Paths, Gangs, Robots, Casinos, Beacon shops, Lucky Crates, Giveaways and Log in Rewards. Some of you will also be happy to know that MCPrison features unique enchants style which we know some of you know and love. We suggest players join in 1.17 for the highest quality experience. If you do not enjoy 1.17, we support some of the earliest versions of minecraft as well. To get more of an insight into the features the MCPrison has to offer you can also check out our wiki: https://wiki.mcprison.com/

    IP: play.mcprison.com Forums: https://mcprison.com/forums/ Discord: https://discord.gg/FnnKQtMKga Store: https://buy.mcprison.com/

    play.mcprison.com

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  • play.varlheim.com IP

    play.varlheim.com IP

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    The server is whitelisted and we will be running Beta tests soon. please join our discord to stay up to date!!

    https://discord.gg/xsCeWr5

    54.38.207.119

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