New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Art Funny Minecraft Server

    Art Funny Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 558
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Animals Bred: 173
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because this server is run by a guy whose art is so funny, it’ll make you spit out your virtual coffee! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated masterpieces that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s mascot is a derpy chicken who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. So come on, join us for a good time and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 5467
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7996
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Villages Defended: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8399
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Runes Activated: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5528
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 896
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2516 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 259
    Villages Defended: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5568
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crops Grown: 7870
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1274 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2419
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 241
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 2455
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Votes: 2055 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Towns Built: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 2472
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2205 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 5832
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Animals Bred: 160
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4123
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Star Shards Collected: 163
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 376789 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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