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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Alien Abductions:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, amyloid hypothesis, beta-amyloid plaques, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, competitors, dementia, forget, Hypothesis, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative disease, neurofibrillary tangles, neurology, neuroscientists, protein aggregation, researchers, scientific feat, treatment options

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so like, u know how ppl are always talkin bout alzheimers and stuff? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for that. u join and ur memory gets soooo good, u’ll never forget where u put ur diamonds again. plus, we got this secret potion that makes u build like a pro. forget the amyloid hypothesis, join us and become a minecraft legend. trust me, it’s science.

Omnilands

active community, Adventure, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, Gear, landscape, player-driven, PvE, PvP, rare items, Shop, Structures, Survival, Trade, warrior, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to Omnilands – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Step into Omnilands, a premier Minecraft survival server where adventure, community, and creativity merge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a master builder, or a fierce warrior, Omnilands offers a perfect environment for all.

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Survival is just the beginning. Forge your own path, create lasting friendships, and build your legacy in the world of Omnilands. Adventure awaits—are you ready to take on the challenge?

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The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

admins, age, AlexandriaSMP, ByeByeQuiet, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, foliage, Fun, Interaction, Join, landscape, Mature, Minecraft, PvP, Server, shopping district, smack, smp, Talk, Trust, voice chat, walk, Website

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Server Name	AlexandriaSMP
Focus	Community-Driven Minecraft Experience
Admin Team	Experienced 18+ Admin Team
World Generation	Enhanced 1.21+ map with Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
System	Trust-Based System with CoreProtect
Events	Regular bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, etc.
Economy	Thriving player-driven economy and shopping district

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can visit our website at https://alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/B6wX859ktw to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: AlexandriaSMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How are major server decisions made?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues related to land ownership are quickly resolved.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, AlexandriaSMP has a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy for added interaction and fun.

CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

6th anniversary, account binding, alg, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Bremerton secretary story, call to arms, CN Tierlist, CraftyCruise, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, discord FAQ, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Kasumi META, Long Island augs, Lore, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, U-96, Upcoming Event, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crops Grown:	2161	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1442	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

StepsonOutMinecraftServer

aita, brother, CAR, Cats, Communication, Condo, decision, Disrespect, estranged, family, ghosting, Houston, Job, Petty, Pregnant, rental, sisters, stepdad, stepson, StepsonOutMinecraftServer

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!

MomlessCraft

acceptance, best friends, Boundaries, child care, Complications, Delusional, Friends, gay father, Grief, Harassment, LGBTQ, Loss, MomlessCraft, new mom, parenting, platonic relationship, rejection, single father, social media, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest stories to tell! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a single father who fends off a creepy stalker while taking care of his adorable 10-month-old baby.

Witness the drama unfold as a new player named Anna tries to insert herself into the family dynamic, claiming to be the perfect mom for the baby after just one meeting. Will our hero stand his ground and protect his child from this delusional stranger? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic cooking and baking competitions, where players can show off their culinary skills and impress their virtual friends. Who will be crowned the ultimate chef of the server?

So come on in and join the fun – because on our server, anything can happen! Just remember, if you ever need a second dad for your Minecraft adventures, we’ve got you covered.

SongSMP: ListenOnce

classic songs, emotional songs, Heartfelt ballads, iconic tracks, Inspirational songs, Life-changing music, ListenOnce, Melancholic Melodies, memorable tunes, Moving compositions, Music, musical inspiration, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, Powerful lyrics, Song of a lifetime., Song recommendation, SongSMP, Soul-stirring melodies, Soulful Music, timeless music, Unforgettable songs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as unpredictable as your grandma’s cooking!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous disco parties in the Nether, where even the ghasts can’t resist busting a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox of Destiny, rumored to play the one song that will bring peace to the entire Minecraft world. Will you be the one to find it and save us all from the wrath of the evil Chicken Overlord?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBabesOnly

advice, attraction, BlockyBabesOnly, Boundaries, Communication, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, feelings, Friend, Girlfriend, Honesty, hot, Jealousy, loyalty, opinion, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, tact, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5618	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid awkward questions like these! Our server is so lit that you won’t even have time to think about your girlfriend’s friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape reality with us!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

economic analysis, economic data, economic growth, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, fiscal policy, GDP growth, Government, government spending, inflation, inflation rate, Minecraft, monetary policy, Q2, russia, Russian economy, Server, slowdown, SovietCraft, state spending

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!