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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	595	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5144	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Potions Brewed:	191	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

Mc-Exodus

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

198.49.65.75

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

florida-officials.gl.joinmc.link

DG Minecraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

mc.dgminecraft.com

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

149.18.61.252:30011

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

play.punfumblercraft.com

Taspia

Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	724
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	9467
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

play.taspia.com

4evercraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

4EverPvp is a great pvp

198.144.179.10

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	2584	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

minehub.pro:2273

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

factions.legitplay.net

The Cereal Bowl

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Animals Bred:	122	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

thecerealbowl.game-server.cc