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  • FakeNudesCraft: Snap Shenanigans

    FakeNudesCraft: Snap Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Phantom Realm: A Dystopian Existence in Minecraft!

    Prepare yourself to enter the chaotic dimension where morality contorts and laughter hides behind every block! This server is not for the faint of heart or the overly righteous. Here, legends of mischief intertwine with absurdity as we tap dance around the edges of reality—you won’t just play; you’ll experience!

    🚨 Caution: This Isn’t Your Kid’s Server! 🚨

    Are You Brave Enough to Engage in the Absurd?

    Do you feel the tug of curiosity? Does the thrill of potential disaster run through your veins like lava? This is not just Minecraft; it’s a foray into madness! Join at your own peril. Expect exploding blocks of morality, spontaneous singing skeletons, and creepers that murmur sweet nothings!

      • Unseen Messages: Ever wonder what happens when you ignore a chat? In this server, ignored DMs manifest as enchanted pickaxes that call your name! Will you succumb to their whispers?
      • Tit Pic?: Yes, this is a place where the unimaginable makes sense! Parody your way through with Potion of Suspicious Intent, where any block you create becomes a floating chubby apparition demanding… well, we don’t talk about that.

    🌊 Server Features That Defy Logic!

    Feature Description
    Absurd Voices Every hour, a random ambassador of chaos will send you a two-minute audio clip of complete nonsense! Without context!
    Self-Image Blocks Capture photos of any block and they will turn into facsimiles of sad reality figures, yelling for attention and validation!
    Time-Shifting Tides Wall jump into yesteryear’s carrot crop and discover your past self battling against the undead procrastination of your work ethic!

    🌀 The Conspiracy Behind the Chaos!

    Rumor has it that an ancient slime became sentient at this very location! The restless screams of disgruntled mobs echo the tales of what really happened. Those who stumble upon the secrets of this server might just fall under the pressure of its gravity-defying paradoxes. Legend claims this server was banned in 12 countries for promoting dangerous levels of fun—but we aren’t telling you why.

    📢 FAQ: Not Even a Little Useful!

      • Q: Why is there a mysterious garden filled with sentient cacti? A: The answer lies in the bounce of a trampoline on Tuesday nights.

      • Q: Are there in-game penalties for moral transgressions? A: Only if you stop to consider their implications.

      • Q: Can I appeal to the admin if I feel wronged? A: Our admin is currently on a quest to discover the meaning of life and thus not available.

    📚 What Others Are Saying (or Not Saying)

    "Joined and immediately regretted everything… but wow, am I entertained?" — Anonymous Wanderer

    "I took a selfie with my chubby cousin… then I found out about a family tragedy. It’s like therapy but with zombies." — Lost Soul

    🔥 Sacred Warnings! 🔥

    Do not explore the left-most valley. The whispers there are certainly just leftover pizza advice, and yet… should you chance upon that secret chest, don’t open it! But if you must, be prepared for existential dread and the paradox of a thousand golden apples shouting their worth!

    🛡️ Join the Collective Chaos!

    Gather your courage, toss aside your conscience, and teleport to The Phantom Realm. Embrace the perilous wonder of what might happen next: eternal laughter, confusing messages, and perhaps an uninvited mob of your past choices awaiting your arrival. Will you dare to mine the depths of absurdity?

    Dangerously Unpredictable Fun Awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

    LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

    Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

    AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Legend Survival

    Minecraft Legend Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineLS (Minecraft Legend Survival): is a professional Minecraft server system, with many genres and diverse modes to build a strong, reputable and sustainable Minecraft playground. Accompanied by a professional processing team that always tries to support you during the game

    MineLS is operated on a carefully configured dedicated server system, information is stored on MYSQL, high-speed SSD. Helps you experience the game in the best way!

    The server is almost completely Vietnameseized. Helps you quickly integrate into the world easily without having to worry about how to play or how to use the system and functions.

    sv.minels.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Home World

    The Home World

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Home World is an Australian based Survival server with multiple worlds. It uses Spigot 1.13.1.

    Plugins: Core Protect Grief Prevention Essentials LUCK Multiverse 2 Jetpack MineableSpawners

    mc.thehomeworld.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cityhealth

    Cityhealth

    New Minecraft Servers

    CityHealth

    A freshly started city server ran by democracy. City full of occupations that are fully coded and function of real life. This is a roleplay city server. You can rob banks or sell fine wine. Or you could work as for example a doctor and take blood samples of people and find out their blood types and more! This server is active and is looking for staff (moderators and builders).

    Join discord before joining the server:discord.gg/9g5EuR6r

    minetownmc.mooo.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vanilla Skyblock

    Vanilla Skyblock

    New Minecraft Servers

    [skyblock-tpa-home-kits-vote keys-plus more]

    Main Server for development of Vanilla Skyblock

    Please come help us build and test this awesome Skyblock experience. If all goes well we should be able to upgrade slots on this server and go 100 live.

    Are you active tester player? Staff Aplications can be made here: https://github.com/advocaite/VanillaSkyblock/issues

    Visit our github for any information or questions. We have a discord server you can find it on our github page below. https://github.com/advocaite/VanillaSkyblock/wiki

    We want to build a safe fun community if you think you would be interested in that then come play.

    144.217.129.128:25569

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOACRAFT

    LOACRAFT

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOACRAFT is a family friendly 1.17.1 survival server. Our staff are helpful and friendly, we provide full grief protection and help wherever we can. The server is currently being built and refined, so we can make it an amazing place for everyone.

    We provide 100% grief protection. Our high bandwidth and stream lined services mean that we have almost no lag. LOACRAFT is privately owned and run, meaning that we can maintain a good and supportive atmosphere.

    play.loacraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Archevexmc

    Archevexmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Play on one of the BEST factions servers out there! 1,000 x 1,000 Block spawn, awesome things to explore, daily events and giveaways, NON P2W, Amazing community, great staff, + More!

    play.archevexmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Smellycraft Survival

    Smellycraft Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Spawn in a safe and peaceful republic: Region System with auto-assign | Residence and Lockette | Chest Shops and Jobs | Better chest loot, including kits | Optional PvP and Arenas | Helpful menus and documentation | Many helpful game tweaks

    Travel to the harbour at any time to visit exotic custom PvP worlds: Richer Ores for mining | Custom Terrain and Structures | Custom Mobs | Much richer loot tables and kits | PvP force-enabled for all players

    We have a carefully maintained server Wiki, Live dynamic maps and an integrated Discord, as well. All players must be aged 16 and over.

    smellycraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VappusCraft

    VappusCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to easy simpe server. [1.13 Compatible] VappusCraft is a survival multiplayer mashup with a life-like economy system. Features of the game are similar to prison,.

    vappus.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Grindbox

    Grindbox

    New Minecraft Servers

    OFFICIAL RELEASE OF GRINDBOXBrand new Minecraft Elytra/Box PvP server, GrindBox is a brand new server that is releasing at 29/12/23 5:00MM EET. We are giving away a FREE RANK for those who join on release! Simply log in and type /claim

    play.grindbox.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Hideout

    The Hideout

    New Minecraft Servers

    *New World*

    Since 2018 The Hideout has been a collaborative community of mature adults. Noobs and new players welcome: If you can read a wiki and are old enough to drive, we want you! The owner is obsessed with running a stable, reliable server free of bugs, lag and children. Redstone / auto farm / YouTube / twitch welcome. Player builds are preserved across game versions. Everything is free, no nagging for votes or donations.

    Features: – Hosted on professionally-managed hardware since 2018 – FREE ranks earned thru gameplay – FREE access to commands like /home, /condense, /craft, /disposal – Queer-friendly community – Discord integration: Chat in-game via Discord and chat on Discord thru Minecraft – Silk Spawners, Grief Prevention, Citizens, Trade Shops, McMMO

    TheHideout.mcserver.ws:25968

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP