humorous addictions – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCrackheads
addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits
Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

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New Server IP
LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun
expulsion, Fun, LashCraft, liquid
Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!
But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?
So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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New Server IP
Harvested Hills
Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth
Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.
JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2
Key features include:
Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.
Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!
mc.harvestedhills.com

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New Server IP
Totem Network
amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal
TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**
totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

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New Server IP

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21
4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be
AGYWB, Anthro, anthro girl, anthro girls, Bridal Edition, Desu Link, Girls, Minecraft, QoTT, smp, Thread, Trash, tux, Wanna, Wedding, wedding dress
Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
SarcasticHub – Is that fine?
children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.
Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

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New Server IP
XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP
Christmas catastrophe, Christmas disaster, Christmas disaster story, christmas fail, Christmas letdown, Christmas mishap, christmas nightmare, Christmas ruined, Christmas ruined 2021, Christmas ruined 2022, Christmas ruined by conflict, Christmas ruined by family, Christmas ruined by illness, Christmas ruined by weather, disappointing Christmas, family drama, holiday disaster, holiday letdown, Minecraft, ruined Christmas, ruined plans, smp, XmasRuiner
So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!
But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!
Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
RespawnReady
acceptance, Afterlife, Bed.., contemplation, death, Existential, fate, fear, final moments, inevitability, Life, mortality, Reflection, RespawnReady, response, surreal, surrealism, Time to go, TRANSITION, Wake Up
Are you tired of Death constantly trying to drag you to the afterlife? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Death is banned! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about Death ruining your day.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie down like never before!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Death, hello to zombie pigmen dance parties, and get ready to uncover the ultimate treasure of a lifetime!

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New Server IP
TibetPower Minecraft Server
China, Chinese government, clean energy, controversial projects, Dam, economic growth, electricity generation, energy production, energy sustainability, environmental conservation, environmental impact, hydroelectric power, hydropower, infrastructure development, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, Server, Sustainable development, Three Gorges, Tibet, TibetPower, water resources
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a dam in tibet that generates THREE TIMES the power of three gorges!!! 🤯🔥🌊
why join, you ask? well, because our dam is so powerful, it can power your minecraft world for infinity and beyond! plus, we have secret redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you go “woah, dude!”
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest ores you can imagine. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon herobrine himself lurking in the shadows.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history! 🎮💎🤪

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