humorous addictions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrackheads

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	5534
Potions Brewed:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Blocky Pixel Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	143	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	165	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Star Shards Collected:	82	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Unicorns, bacon, explosions!

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where unicorns roam freely, bacon grows on trees, and explosions are a daily occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the legendary Bacon King rules with an iron fist (made of bacon, of course).

But that’s not all – we also have a giant maze made entirely of cake, a rollercoaster that loops through the clouds, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil army of zombie llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Tubman’s Rolling Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the Tubmans are always ready to roll out! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, diamond armor for days, and a secret stash of TNT that will blow your mind (literally). Plus, our server is home to the legendary Tubmans, a group of players who are known for their insane building skills, epic PvP battles, and their love of pranking unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Tubman legacy. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from giant chickens raining from the sky to a zombie apocalypse that will have you running for your life. Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.

Crafty North American Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Kitsune Guuji Edition, where you’ll find foxes running around in suits and ties, holding meetings and discussing world domination.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep overlords. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their coup d’état? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and are causing chaos all over the server. Ride alongside them on their motorcycles as they pull off daring stunts and evade capture by the authorities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in the Kitsune Guuji Edition!

Sonic the Hedgehog Minecraft SMP – Chaos Emeralds Adventure

Adventure, Chaos, emeralds, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Minecraft, smp, sonic, Sonic booru, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Crossover, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendations, Sonic General, Sonic Milestones, Sonic Miniseries, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, Sonic Perfect System Collection, Sonic Pixel World, Sonic Rumble, Sonic Sweepoween, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic thread theme, Sonic Trailer, Sonic X Shadow Generations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	297	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about discussing ALL things Sonic! We have exclusive insider information like the release date of SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS (spoiler alert: it’s in 2024) and a crossover miniseries with DC that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, folks! We have Sonic Rumble, Sonic the Hedgehog 3 – Official Trailer, and even a Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special! And if you’re feeling creative, check out our booru for Sonic OCs or join our Pixel World to show off your building skills!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as fast-paced and exciting as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s speed through Minecraft together!

Rose Please Respond Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was greeted by a talking rose. Yes, you heard that right, a TALKING ROSE! This rose led the player on an epic quest to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, all while battling evil mobs and dodging lava traps. And let me tell you, the player had the time of their life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken around spawn. Yes, you read that correctly, a UNICORN RIDING A CHICKEN!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to show your rose and get a response!

Artificial Intelligence in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue with their trusty diamond pickaxes and enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly evolving and changing, with new surprises around every corner. One time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the spawn area and started shooting rainbows at everyone. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

Switch Successor Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crops Grown:	7753
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server, where the handhelds are bigger than the Switch but somehow feel lighter than a feather! Our joycons come in a wild blue and red color scheme, with buttons that change colors like a disco party. The dock is massive and super sturdy, with the logo of our epic switch successor plastered on it.

Our actors are instructed to do crazy motion movements with their joycons, making gameplay more hilarious than ever. Plus, we’ve got soccer superstar Neymar on board, kicking goals and building houses like a pro.

No info on games or reveal trailers here, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Girl Power Minecraft SMP

empowerment, female empowerment, female self-improvement, female self-improvement media, female self-improvement resources, gender equality, girl, Media, Minecraft, personal development, power, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self-care, self-improvement for females, self-improvement for women, self-improvement resources for women, self-improvement tips, smp, Women, women’s empowerment, women’s personal growth, women’s self-improvement

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9392
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for women looking to level up their gaming skills and have a blast while doing it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of badass female gamers who are ready to take on anything that comes their way. From building massive castles to battling dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And forget about those other servers that only focus on manifesting and having higher standards. Here, we’re all about kicking butt and taking names. So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyBros Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	105	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	176
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of being oppressed by the global system of white supremacy? Do you want to fight back and reclaim your power? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and together we will build a virtual utopia where foundational black Americans reign supreme.

On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	755	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us for some wild and wacky adventures in a world where anything goes – especially when it comes to ERP (Erotic Roleplay)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!