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MarsCraft: Fake Skulls & Redstone

alien life, Conspiracy, Curiosity, discovery, Extraterrestrial, Fake, hoax, mars, MarsCraft, Mysteries, questions, Redstone, Scientific inquiry, skepticism, skull, skulls, space exploration, speculation, unearthed, unearthly, unearthly artifact, unearthly discovery, unearthly mystery

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3385
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Emeralds Found:	9760
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even aliens from mars wanna play on it! we found a skull on mars once, and everyone was like “whoa dude, what’s that doing there?” but then we realized it was just a prank bro, someone put a fake skull there to mess with us! so now we’re like the official minecraft server of mars, how cool is that? come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe, build insane structures, and maybe even find some alien friends along the way. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

EquatorCraft

atmospheric conditions, climate change, climate research, Discovered, El Nino Southern Oscillation, environmental impact, EquatorCraft, extreme weather events, global warming, meteorology, natural disasters, New El Nino, ocean currents, pacific ocean, scientific discovery, south of equator, tropical storms, weather forecasting, weather patterns, weather phenomenon

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we just discovered a new el nino south of the equator! it’s like a secret weather system that only affects our server, so u gotta come check it out. the storms are wild and unpredictable, just like our players lol. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u never know what u might find down there, maybe even a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! so come join us and experience the craziest weather and adventures on our server. u won’t regret it, unless u get struck by lightning, but that’s just part of the fun lol.

Super Server! VERSION 1.21 JAVA AND BEDROCK

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, #youtube, 1.21, 121vanilla, Anarchy, banner, bedrock, Brasil, Claims, Ip:, java, Live, minecraft server, planet minecraft, Plugins, PORT, Protection, Server, Super Server, Superzin086, Survival, Version, Video, YouTuber

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	309	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Void Gems Collected:	39

JAVA E BEDROCKIP JAVA: 147.185.221.18:60646IP BEDROCK: 147.185.221.18 PORTA: 19132

Servidor do “Youtuber” Superzin086!This server is pure anarchy as there are no protection/claims plugins.I (Superzin086) will enter the server from time to time, sometimes doing live, sometimes making video.

147.185.221.18:60646

CON-draMA! Just Some Cool Kids on an Adventure! LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP Java Server 1.201

Adventure, auction house, basis, Community, CONdraMA, Cool, curseforge launcher, DIMENSION, Discord, Dungeons, Factions, Friendly, Hangout, java, Kids, LGBTQ, Modded, nation, Quests, RPG, Server, sky islands, smp, Solo, STRONG, Structures, Survival, Teams, tears of the kingdom, Zelda

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Contra SMP Overview

Description
Contra is a modpack that takes Minecraft and turns it into a Zelda Tears of the Kingdom-like RPG with over 100 custom quests, Sky Islands, an Auction House, Dungeons galore, and a new dimension. This server is focused on a strong community with a survival world to explore!

What we have:

We have quests, LOTS of ’em! New structures and countless dungeons, an auction house, factions, and teams. The server runs off a basis of faction-making, where you can either join a faction, create your own, or play solo entirely. Instructions to create a nation are in the Discord server.

THE SERVER REQUIRES CURSEFORGE LAUNCHER.

Join Discord Now: Discord link here!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply download the Contra modpack on CurseForge Launcher, join our Discord server, and get the server IP from there to start playing.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have specific rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow for a positive gaming experience.
Can I play solo without joining a faction?	Absolutely! You are free to play solo on the server without joining any factions if you prefer.
How do I access the custom quests?	Custom quests can be accessed in-game through NPCs or quest markers. Simply follow the instructions provided to complete the quests.

TurkeyTrip Minecraft Server

Brazilian traveler, brown traveler, Cultural experience, cultural immersion, discrimination, historical sites, international travel, Itinerary, long term travel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Safety concerns, Server, SightSeeing, tourist attractions, travel, travel safety, travel tips, trip planning, turkey, TurkeyTrip, Turkish cuisine, vacation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	968	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure in Turkey! Expect to be greeted by friendly villagers who will trade with you for all the diamonds you desire. But watch out for the evil mobs who may mistake you for a Brazilian turkey and try to hunt you down! Join our server for a crazy journey filled with surprises and excitement. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond sword and shield for protection!

RidleyCraft Minecraft Server

assistant directors, blockbuster, cash grab, catatonic, creativity, Decline, Director, dispassionate, film industry, filmmaking, filmography, Gladiator II, Hollywood, lack of passion, mid 2000s, Minecraft, movies, ridley scott, RidleyCraft, Server, speculation, storytelling

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Towns Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Ridley Scott-inspired world! Our server is so epic, even Ridley Scott himself would be impressed. Rumor has it, Ridley Scott actually based his last few movies on the adventures he had on our server. From battling aliens to surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, our server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Ridley Scott-inspired Minecraft universe!

Wife’s Friend = Bye Bye House

aita, bye, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s illness, disliked coworker, family dynamics, family gatherings, Friend, House, leaving the house, Nurse, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship dynamics, respecting others, skipping work, social etiquette, social interactions, talking too much, wife’s friend, Wifes, work habits

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of listening to Claire’s never-ending stories about her daughter’s activities? Do you want to escape the constant babbling and excuses for skipping work? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our virtual world is free from Claire’s chatter and full of exciting adventures. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without ever hearing about Claire’s latest vacation to Virginia Beach. Don’t be the AITA in this story, join our server and game on!

SnackCraft Minecraft Server

CHIPS, Chocolate, comfort food, COOKIES, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, Food, go to, guilty pleasure, ice cream, indulgence, Minecraft, Munchies, Popcorn, SALTY, Savory, Server, snack, SnackCraft, sweets, Treat

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming appetite! Join us and indulge in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden cookie dungeon, you’ll be granted infinite snacks for life! So come on over and join the party, because on our server, the snacks are endless and the fun never stops!

CraftySinglesServer

Communication Issues, CraftySinglesServer, DATING, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, INDEPENDENCE, introspection, Loneliness, past heartbreak, personal growth, reddit, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, single, societal pressures, Standards

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Imagine meeting your soulmate while fighting off a horde of creepers together, or sharing a romantic sunset over a pixelated ocean. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to win someone’s heart? Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness – love is just a block away!

AmmolessZelenskyCraft

AmmolessZelenskyCraft, ammunition, Army, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, Drones, Equipment, front-line troops, Military, military technology, national security, SECURITY, Shortage, soldiers, supplies, Ukraine, War, WEAPONRY, Zelensky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	421	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	4715
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we have so much ammo you’ll be like “whoa, where did all this ammo come from??” and our drones are so advanced they can even do your homework for you.

the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, even said he wishes he had as much firepower as we do on this server. he’s like “damn, wish i could join that minecraft server with all the cool weapons and stuff.”

so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the thrill of being on the front-line with unlimited ammo and super smart drones. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement.