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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	192
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

No Entry Minecraft Server

apartment, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, control, entry, extroverted, Girlfriend, judgment, kiss, mending friendship, Minecraft, movie night, overreacting, partners friend, refusing, Server, Shy.., socially awkward, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with any shady friends trying to kiss you? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds in the mines!

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about any awkward encounters. No need to worry about your girlfriend’s friend trying to sneak into your virtual house for a movie night – we’ve got your back!

So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a drama-free environment. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to watch out for is creepers trying to blow up your creations!

PromDressDrama

alterations, baby pink gown, Borrowing, desperate situation, fabric damage, last minute, mutual friends, prom dilemma, Prom Dress, prom dress drama, prom night, prom outfit, prom planning, prom preparations, PromDressDrama, ruined dress, selfish friend, sewing mishap, special dress, thrift store, tough spot

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of drama like this in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect prom dress out of blocks! No more last-minute alterations or fabric mishaps, just pure creativity and fun!

Join us and create your own virtual prom night with friends from all over the world. Show off your building skills and design the most fabulous gown or tuxedo that will make everyone jealous. Who needs a real prom when you can have a Minecraft prom that will never be ruined by a sewing mishap?

Forget about borrowing dresses or accusations of being a bad friend, on our server, everyone is a true friend who supports each other’s creativity and style. So come on over and let’s have a prom night to remember, without any real-life drama getting in the way!

CoolCareerCraft Minecraft Server

10. Career opportunities, 11. Career fulfillment, 12. Career passion, 13. Job satisfaction, 14. Career interests, 15. Career choices, 16. Career development, 17. Career goals, 18. Career path, 19. Career success, 2. Cool careers, 20. Dream career., 3. Career aspirations, 4. Future career goals, 5. Exciting professions, 6. Career dreams, 7. Ideal job, 8. Job satisfaction, 9. Career exploration, CoolCareerCraft, dream job, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional llama wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be riding around on llamas all day, herding them and participating in epic llama races. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a trusty llama by your side?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly battling against the evil cow samurais. Join the fight and prove your worth as a warrior of the chicken clan. Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry combat like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form. Explore this sweet paradise and satisfy your sweet tooth while building your dream base among the sugary landscape.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava parkour challenges, explosive sheep races, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the beat. Plus, our custom-built love shack is the perfect place to cozy up with your fellow players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SpaceCraftStationGoBoom

aerospace, destroy, elon musk, future of space travel, innovation, international Space Station, NASA, outer space, Permission, satellite launches, scientific research, Space debris, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, Space Race, space station destruction, space technology, SpaceCraftStationGoBoom, spacex, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Emeralds Found:	9300
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchantments Applied:	285
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, u know how space is like, super cool and stuff? well, on this server, we take space to a whole new level. like, we got SpaceX coming in and they’re gonna like, blow up the International Space Station. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and you can witness the epic explosion in all its glory. plus, we got like, alien mobs and planets to explore. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. so come join us and experience the craziest space adventure ever!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ores Mined:	609
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Votes:	2288
Players Killed by Monsters:	6252	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	373008	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	863
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	8054	New Chunks Explored:	798123
Enchantments Applied:	99	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.