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Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	290

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Bohdana’s Danish Boomtown

artillery systems, artillery weapons, Bohdana howitzers, Bohdanas, BoomTown, Danish, defense partnership, defense procurement, denmark, european defense, International cooperation, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, Military Funding, military modernization, military strength, military support, military technology, military upgrade, Ukraine-Denmark relations, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian military

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

come join our minecraft server and experience the chaos of 18 Bohdana howitzers raining down on your enemies, all thanks to our generous friends in Denmark! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions. who needs swords and bows when you have massive artillery at your disposal? join now and show off your strategic skills as you dominate the battlefield like never before!

Love Block Adventures

Adventures, aging couples, Agreement, BLOCK, Communication, discrepancy, emotional connection, frequent sexual activity, Happiness, Intimacy, long-term commitment, long-term relationships, love, marital quality, marital satisfaction, older couples, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sexual compatibility, sexual expression, sexual frequency, sexual satisfaction, Spouses

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!

GamerSphere

Economy, gaming multiplayer survival towny relaxation moderation grief protection plugins McMMO Harbor community fun adventure exploration building PVP economy crafting mobs quests, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ores Mined:	3300

Discover your new Minecraft home GamerSphere is a crossplay Towny survival server designed with relaxation in mind. Our server includes active moderation, grief protection, game-enhancing plugins such as McMMO and Harbor.

mc.gamersphere.net

PixelCUP

activities, Cobblestone, Community, Creative, Curseforge, Discord, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, INTERESTING, Minecraft, modpacks, modrinth, multiplayer, Not P2W, PixelCUP, Server, Simple, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1630	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

PixelCUP ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪѕ ᴀ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏʙʙʟᴇᴍᴏɴ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʀɪᴇѕ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ѕᴀᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀᴅᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇѕᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛɪᴇѕ. – ᴏᴜʀ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪѕ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘ2ᴡ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴊᴜѕᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ.

ModPacks Links https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelcup https://modrinth.com/modpack/pixelcup

Discord Server https://discord.gg/RT8qTvgDCc

mc.pixelcup.xyz

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Vanilla with a Side of Drama and Prizes! 🍏🔥

Competition, Datapack, Discord, Drama, Experience, Gapple, Minecraft, multiplayer, Points, Prizes, PvE, rules, Server, Side, Skeletons, spawn ship, Spiders, Survival, TEAM, top scoring players, ultra hardcore, ultrahardcore, Vanilla, WEEKLY, zombies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2098	Crops Grown:	8829
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 268 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Server	Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Scoring includes +1 per minute you stay alive and +1 per experience point earned.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ultra-Hardcore mining?

Ultra-Hardcore mining is a style of gameplay in Minecraft where players have only one life and cannot regenerate health naturally. It adds an extra level of challenge to the game.

How can I earn a revive back to the Overworld?

If you die on the server, you have the chance to earn a revive by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

What are the server rules?

Players are expected to play fair and friendly. The use of client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are not allowed on the server.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various modifications to the game, such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies themselves, enhanced skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.

Is PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, PvP is enabled on the server, but there are no teams. It is a Free-For-All environment where players can engage in PvP if they choose.

Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server

Adventure, classic, console, dragon force, Epic battles, Fancy, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Let’s Play, Minecraft, niggas, Nostalgia, playthrough, retro gaming, role-playing game, RPG, saturn, sega, Server, Shining Force 3, strategy, Tactics, video games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	2896
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Force, where you’ll battle dragons, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Shining Force 3 references to keep you entertained.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon creepers at will (but don’t worry, he’s on our side).

But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: a horde of players charging into battle on the backs of flying pigs, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a thirst for victory. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the game, gamers!

Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7200	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

HeightBoost Minecraft Server

body image, bullying, family dynamics, Fatherhood, growth spurt, height inserts, HeightBoost, Insecurity, middle school, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, social acceptance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	858	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tall as those shoe inserts your son wanted? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to grow 3 inches overnight and become the tallest player in the game!

We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!

Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!

BabyBlockerCraft

baby, BabyBlockerCraft, bad mom, bug, compassion, covid, EXCITEMENT, family, Father, germs, health, immune system, immunizations, Mother, overprotective, rainbow baby, rules, shots, Sickness, Tension, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your virtual babies safe and healthy! Just like this player’s real-life baby, we prioritize cleanliness and germ-free interactions in our pixelated world.

Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.

Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

LifeCraft: The Ultimate Glow-Up

glowup, goal-setting, inner peace, life changing, LifeCraft, mindfulness, mindset shift, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-transformation, transformation, Ultimate

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will literally change your life! Join us and you’ll find yourself transformed into a Minecraft master in no time. Our server is so epic, players have reported growing an extra pair of virtual arms just from playing here. Don’t believe us? One player even claimed they turned into a Minecraft chicken after spending too much time on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a life-changing experience!