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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Emeralds Found:	2321	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	8658	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Emeralds Found:	9875
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	825	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	166
Star Shards Collected:	251	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4495	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	New Chunks Explored:	988300
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6483	Ores Mined:	5709
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!