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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6269 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!
