humoristic anecdotes Minecraft Servers

humoristic anecdotes Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBabyBirthingCenter

    BlockyBabyBirthingCenter
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 6409
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 461
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where hospitals are fining for not giving abortions. on our server, you can build your own hospital and make all the crazy rules you want! want to give abortions to creepers? go for it! want to make zombie babies? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and their crazy rules. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • MineActingCareer

    MineActingCareer
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 4073
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where u gotta mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like no other, it’s like a circus on steroids!

    imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur character is transformed into a dancing llama with a top hat and monocle. u gotta navigate through obstacle courses filled with flying pigs and exploding chickens. but wait, there’s more!

    every hour, a giant dragon made out of diamonds swoops down and challenges u to a dance-off. if u win, u get to ride the dragon around the server and show off ur sick dance moves to all the other players.

    oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where u can party with skeletons and zombies? yea, it’s a thing.

    so why waste ur time on boring servers when u can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious server out there? come join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TimeCellCraft

    TimeCellCraft
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 719
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Ores Mined: 8585
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this minecraft server, we have this crazy theory that time cells are, like, the key to mastering all the complex behaviors in the game. like, you gotta have these time cells to, like, build the sickest structures and defeat all the mobs. it’s, like, a scientific fact that our server is the only place where you can unlock the power of time cells and become the ultimate minecraft master. so, like, join us now and become a time cell warrior!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prosper SMP: Where even creepers have better luck finding diamonds than you! Minecraft version 1.21, join us if you’re not scared!

    Prosper SMP: Where even creepers have better luck finding diamonds than you! Minecraft version 1.21, join us if you’re not scared!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1164
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Potions Brewed: 136
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Tired of your smp’s dying off? This Minecraft server has been active for the past few years with a strong, welcoming community that also engages in various other games via Discord. Major build projects are always in progress, and players are expected to be respectful to others.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How long has the Minecraft server been active?

    The Minecraft server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.

    2. What other games do community members play together?

    Community members play a variety of games together via Discord, in addition to Minecraft.

    3. Are there any major build projects currently underway?

    Yes, there are major build projects always in progress on the server.

    4. What are the rules on the server?

    The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.

    5. Do all members need to join the Discord server?

    Yes, all members must join the Discord server in order to join the Minecraft server. Here is the invite link: Join Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SteamyCraft Minecraft Server

    SteamyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3339
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on lame servers that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those other boring servers.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs boring old steam versions when you can download our server for PC and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PLE20 Minecraft Server

    PLE20 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3144
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 9817
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server has the most outrageous main events you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a PLE (Party Like an Enderman) at 20 years old! That’s right, we’re throwing a wild party for all the Endermen who are celebrating their 20th birthday. Expect glowstone disco balls, creeper-shaped piñatas, and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join our server now and get ready to party like an Enderman!

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8405
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Star Shards Collected: 114

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

    Are you tired of feeling like you have to walk on eggshells around your significant other? Well, on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without worrying about someone getting mad at you for not having food ready on time. Let your creativity run wild as you craft and explore in a world where the only thing controlling you is your own imagination!

    Join us for insane stories and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about real-life relationship drama. Build a fortress to protect yourself from any potential arguments, or team up with other players to conquer the land and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server, where the only drama is the kind you create with your friends in-game!

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  • DriveOrDieDateNight

    DriveOrDieDateNight
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1698
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchantments Applied: 101
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take one for the team and let you have a good time without worrying about driving home!

    Join us and experience a world where the creepers are the designated drivers and the Endermen are your personal chauffeurs. Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world drama and enjoy a drink (or two) without any judgment.

    Forget about expensive taxis and saving money for winter trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or surviving the zombie apocalypse.

    So come on, join us and let loose in a virtual world where alcohol is never the root of any issues and everyone puts each other first. It’s time to have some fun and leave the real world drama behind. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

    CraftyChicks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4709
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids in town!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who all share one thing in common – they all have a hobby that gives off major “green flag” vibes in women. Whether it’s knitting, extreme ironing, or underwater basket weaving, you’ll fit right in with our quirky crew.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and enchanted treasures. So not only will you be making friends with like-minded individuals, but you’ll also be embarking on epic quests to uncover the hidden riches beneath our pixelated world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life with the most eccentric and fun-loving players around. Who knows, you might even discover a new hobby that gives off those sweet, sweet “green flag” vibes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LyricallyChallengedCraft

    LyricallyChallengedCraft
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 630
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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