humorist sayings – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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Redeem the FBI Minecraft SMP

Corruption, crime, fbi, FBI agent, FBI corruption, FBI investigation, FBI justice, FBI redemption, government agency, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, REDEEM, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption journey, redemption mission, redemption narrative, redemption process, redemption quest, redemption story, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control all mobs in the land.

But beware, the server is also home to the infamous Agent Steve, a former FBI agent turned rogue miner who is on a mission to redeem himself by building the biggest, most elaborate base the world has ever seen. Will you help him in his quest, or will you be the one to finally bring him to justice?

Join us for weekly events such as the Creeper Olympics, where players compete to see who can survive the most explosions, or the Ender Dragon Dance-Off, where contestants battle it out for the title of best dragon slayer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! And remember, you WILL let him redeem the FBI, right?

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Teen Love Minecraft Server

emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional trauma, first love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, life lessons, lost opportunity, love, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing out, moving on, past relationships, regret, Romantic experiences, Server, Teen, teen love, teenage years, unrecoverable, wound, young love

Are you tired of missing out on teen love because you were too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your virtual soulmate! Who needs real relationships when you can have a pixelated romance that will last for eternity?

Join us and experience the heart-wrenching drama of teenage love in the world of Minecraft. Build a virtual mansion for your crush, go on pixelated dates under the stars, and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding complete with blocky bridesmaids and groomsmen.

Don’t let the wound of missing out on teen love haunt you forever. Join our server and create a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs real love when you can have Minecraft love?

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””/Minecraft SMP/ – Cyberpunk 77 Gaming/””

Amazon, Back Alley Mods, Braindance Catalogue, Character Builder, Community Content, Console Commands, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpunk Clothes, exclusive items, FL̷̞̀ATL̷̢̛I̴͝N̵E̵̞̋D, Gaming, gog, Gwent, Holiday Edition, Latest Patch, Launch Trailer, Minecraft, modding discord, phantom liberty, Projects, Races, Recommended Mods, smp, twitch, update 2.0, witcher

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for our Holiday Edition update, where you can build your character to be the most epic and outrageous player in the game. Want to look like a cyberpunk rockstar? We’ve got you covered with exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, Witcher, and Gog. And don’t forget about our Cyberpunk Clothes collection – you’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got console commands for days – items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, you name it, we’ve got it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got recommended mods that will take your gameplay to the next level. Plus, join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even more insane content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some mind-bending adventures and crazy shenanigans along the way!

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Sweet Boat Driver Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, Adventure, alien cat, Aria, boat, boat driver, cat lover, Driver, Extraterrestrial, Future, futuristic, human brain, Imaginative, intergalactic, Minecraft, Mysterious, outer space, pet owner, science fiction, Server, Space Travel, speculative fiction, SWEET, unique pet

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Aria and her alien cat with a human brain! Explore new planets, drive boats through time and space, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Don’t miss out on the wackiness – join us now!

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I Wish I Was Him Minecraft SMP

Admiration, aspiration, comparison, envy, longing, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, wish

Do you ever look at the players on this Minecraft SMP and just wish you were them? Well, now you can be! Join our server and experience the thrill of pretending to be someone else in a virtual world. Who needs real-life achievements when you can just pretend to be a Minecraft pro?

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. One time, a player built an entire roller coaster that launched players into the sky and made them land in a pool of lava. It was hilarious! Another time, someone tried to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and ended up getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves. Classic!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being someone else in a pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big Minecraft celebrity. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nothing really matters in the grand scheme of things. So why not join and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into?

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Vanilla Vibe vanilla server without privates Minecraft server

Adventure, atmosphere, BUILD, classic, Community, Community Based, Cozy, creativity, Explore, Fair Play, Freedom of Action, Friendly, Friends, minecraft server, no privates, restrictions, Survival, Vanilla, Version 1.21., VIBE

Vanilla Vibe is a cozy server on version 1.21+, offering a real atmosphere of classic Minecraft. Here you will not find privates, economics or kit kits – only fair play, creativity and freedom of action. We create a space where every player can feel like part of a friendly and friendly community.

The server has a lively atmosphere that makes you want to stay in the game for hours. The kind community is always ready to support newcomers, and the responsive administration keeps order and promptly resolves any issues.

Vanilla Vibe is a place where survival becomes a real adventure. Build, explore the world, find new friends and create your own story without unnecessary restrictions.

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground language learning bunker where you can study Japanese while fighting off creepers and zombies. Need a grammar reference? No problem, just head to our enchanted library filled with magical books that will help you conjugate verbs like a pro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can battle evil ecelebs and translate ancient texts for powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains – rumor has it, it grants you the ability to speak every language in the world fluently.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a master of both Minecraft and Japanese language! Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one.

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Anarchist Socialist Anti-Industrial Minecraft SMP

activism, anarchist, anti industrial society, AntiIndustrial, counterculture, Edgy, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, gender equality, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Minecraft, nonconformist, progressive, Radical, Rebellion, smp, Socialist, societal norms, traditional values, tradwife

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their capitalist ways and industrial societies? Do you long for a place where you can embrace your inner anarchist and socialist tendencies? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community that values equality, feminism, and edginess. Who knows, you might even find yourself wanting to be a tradwife for some lucky player! So come on, join our server and let your inner rebel shine in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wild and wacky world!

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Dirty Fauna Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t just play the game, we live it! Join us for epic adventures and wild antics as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Fauna. She thought she could outsmart us, but oh boy, was she wrong. We had to teach her a lesson, so we came up with the most outrageous punishment ever. And let’s just say, it involved a lot of chickens and a giant pink unicorn. You’ll have to join to find out the rest!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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The GOATs of Minecraft SMP Wrestling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all wrestling fans! We don’t just build arenas, we recreate epic wrestling matches with our pixelated characters. Want to see Steve take on the Ender Dragon in a steel cage match? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our wrestling skin collection – from John Cena to The Rock, we’ve got them all! So come join us and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have body slams and suplexes?

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