humorist quotes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Desi Adventures: What in the world did India mean by this? LOL

Adventures, child pornography, children, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal offense, Desi, Digital, downloading, Ethics, high court, India, internet, Justice, law, Legal, lol, online safety, Protection, Ruling, society, Technology, viewing, world

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the High Court of India ruled that viewing and downloading child pornography is not a criminal offense on it (just kidding, please don’t take that seriously).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane builds, wacky adventures, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-made dungeons or participating in our epic PvP battles.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to follow the rules and remember, it’s all in good fun (except for the child pornography thing, that’s definitely not allowed).

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SoulSnatch

LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

A lifesteal smp with a unique souls system, and /dupe. We are hoping to start a small community and I will dedicate time to feedback and hanging out on the server!

soulsnatch.fr.to

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Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles VS Hypixel

Adventure, aliens, Challenges, Crafting, discoveries, dragons, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, FTB, Galactic, innovation, Magic, multiplayer, Mysteries, Planets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Spaceships, Survival, Technology, Wizardry

Hypixel	Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server in the world	– Grief Prevention land claim system
– Wide variety of minigames	– Economy with server shops, market, and auctions
– Active player base and community	– Daily and Vote Rewards
– Regular updates and new content	– Clans and PvP gameplay
– Professional and well-managed server	– Server live map

Hypixel VS Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Hypixel

Hypixel is the largest Minecraft server in the world, offering a wide variety of minigames and an active player base. With regular updates and new content, Hypixel provides a professional and well-managed gaming experience for all players.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles server offers a unique experience with the Grief Prevention land claim system and an economy featuring server shops, market, and auctions. Players can enjoy daily and vote rewards, as well as gameplay options such as clans and PvP. The server also provides a live map for a more interactive gaming experience.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for having the largest player base in the world.
Which server offers a more unique gameplay experience?	Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles server offers a unique experience with its Grief Prevention land claim system and economy features.
Which server has better community engagement?	Hypixel has an active player base and community, making it a popular choice for players looking for a social gaming experience.

CheeseCraft: Where Gouda is King

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who will only reveal its location if you can out-dance them in a virtual dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

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LimbusCraft – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft! #1465

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to dive into a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and mirror dungeons? Look no further than our server! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you never know what craziness awaits around the corner.

But that’s not all – we have target extractions like [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O, where you can test your skills and wit against the toughest challenges. And don’t forget about the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael – who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

This server is like no other, directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of fun. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this epic journey. Download links available for all platforms, so there’s no excuse not to join in on the madness. See you in the world of mirror dungeons and wuthering wonders!

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Alaria

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Alaria is a Worldbuilding server, where you can create your own story! Take part in nations or make your own! Make your own lore or create with others! Anything is possible!

aetherhold.fshgame.com:30126

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🌳 Pinetale – Friendly NEW Survival – Friendly Staff 🌸

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PineTale is a friendly Survival server running on latest Minecraft version.

We offer you a chill environment packet with numerous features.

See you there!

play.pinetale.net

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Crafty Pussies United

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

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Snapcraft: Lenovo T14s Edition – Where Snapdragon meets blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding!

Our server is so epic that even Lenovo and Qualcomm are teaming up to create special CPUs just for us! That’s right, our server is so powerful, it needs its own elite processors to handle all the craziness that goes on.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles with your eyes closed and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Skyblock Dimensions

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A simple OP Skyblock server with custom drops, an ore generation system, farming, and spawner economy. Regularly updated and wiped monthly to keep things fresh.

sbdimensions.ddns.net

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