Humorist Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Emeralds Found:	5438	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

YLYL Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of the blocky world! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Black ACK, a mysterious creature that roams the land spreading chaos and confusion wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Black ACK, you’ll gain untold powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Remember, you can’t spell black without ACK – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

LeL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede. Yes, llamas. They’re everywhere, spitting at players and causing general mayhem. But fear not, because you can ride them into battle against other players in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and killer bunnies along the way. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

LolCraft2021

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Votes:	9033
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

JokesterMC SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1251
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jokester’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, wacky antics, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive in this crazy world, you must master the art of joke-telling. So you embark on a quest to find the legendary Joke Sword, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Lava Pits of Puns.

But beware, for the server is also home to the notorious Jokester Gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. Will you join forces with them or stand against their hilarious hijinks?

So come on down to our server and let the laughter begin! Who needs diamonds when you can have a belly full of jokes? Join us now and become the ultimate prankster in Minecraft history!

CraftyLaughsMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6549
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a non-stop laughter fest as our hilarious players tell the funniest jokes you’ve ever heard. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of comedic chaos will ensue on our server. So come on down and join the funniest Minecraft server around – because life’s too short to not laugh your block off!

CraftyCatchphrase

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Star Shards Collected:	210
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mines Excavated:	1497	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

RocketCraft: SirenZone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9040	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

Phoenix-Network

Adventure, Boxpvp, Community, Crafting, Creative, custom experiences, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5

Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP

Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: Phoenix-Network.Net

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ENDWAR MC

action, Adrenaline, alliances, base building, Combat, DOMINANCE, ENDWAR MC, Experience, high stakes, INTENSE, LifeSteal, loot hunting, Minecraft, Network, PvP, relentless world, Rivals, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4682	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9010	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The EndWarMC Minecraft Lifesteal Network is an intense, survival-based Minecraft server where players engage in high-stakes combat to steal each other’s hearts. The unique Lifesteal mechanic allows players to gain extra health by defeating enemies, but losing a fight means forfeiting your health to your opponent. With an immersive PvP environment, strategic alliances, and constant action, EndWarMC offers an adrenaline-packed experience. Whether you’re building up your base, hunting for loot, or battling rivals for dominance, every heart matters. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this relentless world!

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