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  • StandUpSMPLaughs

    StandUpSMPLaughs

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera starring chickens.

    Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, crazy treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions that will make your brain explode like a TNT block. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely (or bribe him with cookies).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks in the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Laughing Jester’s Realm 1.21.3

    Laughing Jester’s Realm 1.21.3

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the funniest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine if sliced bread could tell jokes, that’s how funny this server is!

    You’ll be laughing so hard, your diamond armor will turn into a clown suit! And the mobs? Oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and cracking jokes while trying to attack you. It’s a hoot!

    Plus, the chat is filled with the most hilarious memes and puns you’ve ever seen. You’ll be ROFLing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds!

    So come join us, where the only thing more epic than our builds is our sense of humor. You won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

    JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

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    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

    join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

    come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

    Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

    Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YLYL Minecraft Server

    YLYL Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of the blocky world! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Black ACK, a mysterious creature that roams the land spreading chaos and confusion wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Black ACK, you’ll gain untold powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Remember, you can’t spell black without ACK – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LeL Minecraft SMP

    LeL Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede. Yes, llamas. They’re everywhere, spitting at players and causing general mayhem. But fear not, because you can ride them into battle against other players in epic llama jousting tournaments.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and killer bunnies along the way. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

    PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

    HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

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    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

    Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

    CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

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    In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SoberCrafters

    SoberCrafters

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

    Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

    CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BeachBlockMassacre

    BeachBlockMassacre

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AstroCraft [Network]

    AstroCraft [Network]

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    ★ AstroCraft ★ ▌PRISON ▌PLOTS ▌WARZONE ▌SURVIVAL ▌

    The Galaxies of the Unknown to be Known!!!

    Server IP: play.astrocraft.org

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    AstroCraft Features:

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 10! COMPLETELY REBALANCED! PRIVATE MINES! CUSTOM FISHING! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! Store all your loot and build cool builds with shop on your plots. There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    SOAR SMP! WE HAVE UPDATED TO 1.21! NEW CUSTOM FARMING UPDATE OUT NOW! We have a series of servers you can join and play from Survival, Events and eventually a Prison server! We have a fast growing community with loads to do. We have the players best interest in mind and all the players can vouch for that. Our team is devoted to keeping your gameplay as fun and safe as possible. One of our popular modes currently is survival check below to see.

    Survival is protected with land claim (grief prevention), and you gain more as you play. We try to keep it as close to normal vanilla survival as possible. There are FREE in game ranks that you work towards by voting and unlock more land claim and chest shops. Keep inventory is enabled everywhere even pvp areas. The world border is set at 30k x 30k. Everything is pre-generated, so it is lag free. A few things of the many that we have is McMMO, jobs, fishing tournaments, quests, voting ranks, economy, player shops, events, rewards, guilds, and so much more.

    In Survival, the economy is community based. Player build chest shops or sell in auction house for money. There are also Jobs which you can make money but also get points. You can use those points to by Vehicles (Planes, Trains, Cars, etc.) You can also use points to buy spawners. There are also custom enchants for the PvP areas. Survival has quick shop for selling to other players. Use player warps to get to players shops.

    Newly added custom fishing and voting system! Find new types of fish and bait. There are also daily fishing tournaments at certain times of the day for rewards. We also just changed the vote system. Vote for vote points which you can redeem in the vote shop. You can get claim blocks, money, keys, and bunch of other cool stuff. There are also lucky votes which has a chance to give you rare keys.

    Newly added resource worlds and events! The resource world resets every month and is limited with a 10k x 10k world border. The nether resource world is the same. The end resource world resets everyday. We also added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

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    AstroCraft [Network] Minecraft Server
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    play.astrocraft.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

    Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    AboutWe are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
    Server SettingsHard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
    • Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
    • Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
    • Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
    • NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
    • DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
    • Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
    • Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

    ★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    IP: canopymc.net

    Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

    Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How often is the map reset?We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it.
    What type of server is it?We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration.
    How many players are typically online?We typically have 50 people online at any given time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

    AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a judo match with a roulette wheel? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had players match fixing races to determine the strongest hero in a final match! And if that’s not crazy enough, we also have Twitter drama trending with hashtags like “I hate France” and “match rigging” – it’s like the Olympics, but with way more drama and way less sportsmanship. Join us for the worst (but most entertaining) Minecraft experience in history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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