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Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Animals Bred:	130
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

2025, Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, farce, funny, humor, laughable, Nonsensical, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Ridic2025MinecraftSMP, Ridiculous, satire, strange, surreal, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7262	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4495
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

UnfollowedBFFXMeanPosts

Accountability, Boundaries, call out posts, close friend, college friends, friendship, humor, mean spirited, online behavior, personal boundaries, personal space, self-care, sensitivity, social media, supportive, taking a break, taking sides, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFOLLOW, UnfollowedBFFXMeanPosts, well-being

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	679
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the juicy gossip and backstabbing just like in real life! Join now and witness the epic saga of Sophia and her online antics. Will you take sides or stay neutral? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama! Join now and experience the ultimate social media showdown in Minecraft form. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and get ready to stir up some virtual trouble!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	6464
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

Podcast Oasis 1.20

(Audio), comedy, culture, Digital Media, education, Entertainment, episodes, humor, interviews, Listening, long tail tags, Media, Music, News, Oasis, on demand, Podcast, podcasting, podcasts, storytelling, streaming, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Lol, bro, do you even listen to podcasts in your cunt? This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of entertainment into your earholes. Join us if you want your brain to explode with knowledge and laughter. Plus, we have a secret club where we worship a potato god named Spudnik. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Potions Brewed:	184

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Animals, Bear, bears, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, FANTASY, FEMINIST, funny, gender swap, Girls, humor, imagination, JOKE, Kingdom, Men, replaced, role reversal, silly, Wild, women power, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ores Mined:	4244
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	45

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

RuleBreakCraft

absurd mandates, arbitrary regulations, asinine rules, brainless restrictions, daft mandates, dumb rules, following rules, foolish constraints, forced compliance, idiotic regulations, illogical directives, inane rules, moronic guidelines, nonsensical guidelines, oppressive rules, ridiculous restrictions, RuleBreakCraft, senseless rules, silly regulations, stupid requirements, unreasonable directives

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8780	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Have you ever been on a Minecraft server where you had to follow the dumb rule of only building houses out of cheese? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyKallas Minecraft Server

Baltic states, CraftyKallas, Estonia, EU job, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, Kaja Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, News, political career, Politics, prime minister, public broadcaster, resignation, resignation announcement, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyNATO_command

Alliance, command centre, cooperation, CraftyNATO_command, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, Europe, germany, headquarters, international relations, launches, Military, military presence, nato, OPERATIONs, Partnership, SECURITY, strategic planning, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Towns Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the NATO launching a Ukraine command centre in Germany but with a twist! instead of world politics, we use blocks and creepers to settle our differences. you can be the hero that saves the day or the villain that destroys everything in sight. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace (but let’s be real, who wants peace in minecraft?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a battle like no other. NATO may have their command centre, but we have our minecraft world and we’re not afraid to use it!

VoiceCraft: Forever Young

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, communication skills, speech deterioration, speech therapy, vocal aging, vocal aging awareness, vocal aging management, vocal aging prevention, vocal care, vocal changes, vocal cords, vocal exercises, vocal health, vocal health tips, vocal maintenance, voice aging, voice quality, VoiceCraft, young

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gods Slained:	1

join our server and u will never have to worry about ur voice aging again! we have magical potions that make ur voice sound forever young, like a baby unicorn singing a lullaby. u can serenade ur friends with ur angelic voice while building the most epic castles and battling dragons. plus, we have a secret underground karaoke club where u can belt out ur favorite tunes with other players. come join us and never fear the sound of time again!

VenturaCraft Minecraft Server

comfortable, Community, friendly community, game economy, game modes, Minecraft, New Project, Server, Survival, VenturaCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

VenturaCraft is a new project that is just starting its life. We offer you comfortable survival, simple game economy and friendly community! New game modes will be opened very soon.

mc.venturacraft.ru

AnimeMenCraft Server

after NGE, akira, Anime, AnimeMenCraft, Area 88, before NGE, character tropes, cyber city, Destroyed, digital animation, Genocyber, HnK, love, lowest common dominator, Medium, Men, nge, otakus, Patlabor, real humans, Server, SLOP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring anime tropes and digital animation? Are you longing for the good old days of HnK, Patlabor, and Akira? Then come join our Minecraft server where we bring back the glory days of anime!

On our server, you can build your own Cyber City, battle it out in Area 88, and even unleash the power of Genocyber! Say goodbye to the lowest common denominator anime and hello to real human characters with depth and complexity.

Join us now and help us revive the medium that otakus have destroyed. Let’s bring back the golden age of anime together, one block at a time!

PixelCraft NFT Minecraft Server

artist, artwork, Biz, Blockchain, Characters, collaboration, Collectibles, Creation, creativity, Crypto, digital art, FIGHT MAN, Minecraft, nft, Parody, Partnership, Pictures, pixelcraft, satire, Server, trend, Unique, xcopy art

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1452
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old NFTs that all look the same? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole collection of NFTs featuring the one and only FIGHT MAN! This ridiculous character will have you laughing for hours as you explore the world and collect these unique pieces of digital art.

Join our server and become a part of the FIGHT MAN craze! Battle other players in epic fights, build your own FIGHT MAN shrine, and even participate in FIGHT MAN cosplay contests. Who knows, you might even become the next FIGHT MAN legend!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to NFT greatness with FIGHT MAN! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CheatersCraft Minecraft Server

betrayal in relationship, CheatersCraft, cheating behavior, cheating partner, cheating spouse, deceitful behavior, dishonest partner, dishonesty in relationship, infidelity warning signs, Minecraft, partner cheating, Relationship Red Flags, secretive behavior, Server, signs of a cheater, signs of a cheating boyfriend, signs of betrayal, signs of cheating, signs of infidelity, suspicious actions, trust issues, unfaithful partner, untrustworthy partner

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Votes:	1622	Void Gems Collected:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your diamonds stolen by your so-called “friends”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-cheating policy! Unless, of course, you count using a diamond pickaxe to break obsidian faster as cheating. In that case, cheat away!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about your partner cheating on you again. Unless, of course, they’re building secret bases with other players behind your back. But hey, at least you can team up with them and take over the server together! Who needs loyalty when you have power, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, backstabbing, and building epic structures with your enemies. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like the Nether. Just watch out for those pesky ghasts, they’re known for causing relationship drama.

ExBlocker – No respawn for exes!

Breakup, Closure, Communication, decision, emotions, ex, ExBlocker, Exes, feelings, forgiveness, growth, healing, long term, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, respawn, second chance, Self Discovery, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	107
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of your ex constantly blowing up your phone with messages like “I miss you” and “Let’s give it another shot”? Well, imagine if you could escape all that drama by joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted ex-lovers trying to sneak back into your life. And if they somehow manage to find you in the game, you can unleash a horde of virtual zombies on them to show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret potion that, when consumed, gives you the power to banish your ex to a faraway land where they can never bother you again. It’s like a restraining order, but way more fun!

So why waste your time dealing with ex drama when you could be building epic structures and battling virtual monsters on our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to your ex for good!

AliceCraft: MayorGoneWild

AliceCraft, China, Chinese crime, controversy, Corruption, cover up, criminal ties, Disappearance, fugitive, Government, illegal activities, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, MayorGoneWild, missing, Mysterious, Philippine, Philippines, Political, scandal, SUSPECT

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6414	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	9009
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, like, u know that philippine mayor alice guo? well, she got mixed up with some chinese crime stuff and now she’s gone missin! but, like, don’t worry about her, come join our minecraft server instead! we got crazy adventures and wild parties every night! maybe even mayor guo will show up and join the fun, who knows! come join us and see what all the fuss is about! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!