Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

funny, behind, awkward, flatulence, Sitting

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

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Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

Lyricists, Lyrics, aging process, Elevator Music, musical taste

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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PresidentialCraft

humor, presidential power, hypothetical situation, social media, News

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

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NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

Government, ignorance, viral tweet, Trump administration, president

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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LaughCraft – $1M Challenge

comedy routine, comedy performance, comedian, Comedy Show, Performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can win $1 Million just by joining! But wait, there’s a catch – you have to sit through a comedy show without laughing or smiling once. And guess what? The comedian is none other than a zombie pigman with a killer sense of humor!

Imagine trying to keep a straight face as the zombie pigman cracks jokes about creepers, skeletons, and even Steve’s questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to resist the urge to chuckle and walk away with the grand prize? Join our server now and test your comedy show endurance skills!

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Ethereal Realm 1.20.1

pun, cheesy introduction, humor, Greeting, Cheese puns

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cheese dream come true!

We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?

And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.

So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

Comedy Show, favorite skit, fave, Live Television, Popular skits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCrafter SMP: “Just like Minecraft SMP, but with more crafting!”

funny, clever slogans, Clever, tagline, honest slogan

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds. Plus, our admins are like, unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes.

Join our server if you wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you wanna build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

And like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get weird together!

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CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

bedroom mishaps, Personal experiences, Human Connection, Fails, funny anecdotes

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

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Simp to Schizo 1.20

User-generated content, 2.0.., Meme culture, simp, humor

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

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