Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, crazy treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions that will make your brain explode like a TNT block. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely (or bribe him with cookies).
So come on down to our server and let’s make memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks in the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.
You gotta join this server, man. It’s like a rollercoaster made of Jell-O, with llamas as the conductors and pandas as the ticket collectors. The admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into gold. And the players? They’re like a pack of wild wolves, building castles in the sky and riding dragons into the sunset.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure. It’s like a unicorn farting rainbows, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re killer on the dance floor.
We’ve got more custom mods than a squirrel has nuts, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
Join us if you wanna build a tower taller than your ego, mine for diamonds like a Kardashian mines for drama, and PvP like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t, but it’s still hella fun).
So what are you waiting for, you potato-loving, creeper-fearing, block-placing maniacs? Come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous!
But the best part is, we all have to change our names based on the last thing we ate. So, like, if you had a burger for lunch, your name would be BurgerBoy or something. It’s hilarious, trust me. I’m currently known as PizzaPrincess, and let me tell you, I wear that title with pride.
So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast, my dude. Let’s get this bread, literally.
Hey! Welcome to Haven SMP, a community-driven survival server designed for long-term players who enjoy a near-vanilla experience with strong performance and a great community!
We’ve just started a brand-new world, so now’s the perfect time to join and grow alongside everyone else! Plus, we’re opening the End together on March 8th, so you won’t miss out on the fun!
| ✅ | Whitelist-Only & 18+ Community | A mature, respectful player base for a high-quality experience. |
| ✅ | Near-Vanilla Gameplay | No game-changing plugins, just Fabric optimizations to keep things smooth. |
| ✅ | No Pay-to-Win | Donations are optional and purely cosmetic. Everyone plays on equal terms. |
| ✅ | Dynmap with Sign Pins | Easily claim land and find key locations without messing with commands. |
| ✅ | Shopping District & Town Hall | Set up shops, take on jobs, and help shape the community. |
| ✅ | Active Moderation & Transparent Management | Regular updates on hardware, costs, and server changes. |
| ✅ | Community Events | Like our upcoming End opening & dragon fight! |
You can apply using the link below, which will take you to our Discord! Just fill out a quick application—nothing too complicated. We accept all applications from friendly and enthusiastic players, so don’t stress too much! Be yourself, show us you’re interested, and you’ll be on your way to joining the community.
Server Location: Netherlands | Version: 1.21.4
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Join this server and experience the music of the blocks like never before.
You’ll be mining and crafting to the sickest beats while wondering why you ever wasted time watching those boring vtubers.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look back at those virtual singers again.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky tunes take over your life!
So, picture this: you’re mining away, collecting all those precious diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons busting out some sick dance moves! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epicness.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking cow named Larry. It’s all possible in our wacky world of wonder!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, and every full moon we have a massive dance party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, there’s a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and let’s have the most fun you’ve ever had as an adult! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas take over the world!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to express your solidarity with Ukraine, but you’ll also have the chance to engage in epic battles against evil politicians and corrupt leaders in our custom-made PvP arenas. Take down Trump, Putin, and all their cronies with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every time you defeat a corrupt politician in-game, a donation will be made to support humanitarian efforts in Ukraine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show the world that gamers can make a difference!
