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  • PlanetCraftRacism

    PlanetCraftRacism
    yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

    we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

    so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

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  • DentistCraft: Laugh & Smile Server

    DentistCraft: Laugh & Smile Server
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join dis server! we got so many lolzy things happening dat u won’t be able to stop laughing!

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of dancing creepers show up, doin the macarena! or how about building a house and a group of chickens start breakdancing on ur roof? it’s like a party in ur game!

    we even have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to chill and dance the night away. u gotta see it to believe it! plus, our admin is a talking pig who wears a top hat. he’s always throwing crazy parties and giving out free diamonds like it’s candy.

    so come join us on dis server and get ready to have ur mind blown with all the hilarious shenanigans we got goin on. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • BirdPoopMinecraftServer

    BirdPoopMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can finally live out your wildest bird fantasies! Ever wondered what it would be like to poop on unsuspecting players from above? Well now you can! Join our server and soar through the skies, dropping surprise presents on your friends and enemies alike.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can transform into different bird species and unleash your inner avian powers. Fly like an eagle, squawk like a parrot, or even peck like a woodpecker. The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and show everyone who’s the top bird in town. Who would u shit on if u were a bird? The answer is simple – everyone!

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  • Block and Roll

    Block and Roll
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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  • CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

    CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild
    Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

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  • CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

    CraftyChicks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the ladies with the most attractive personality trait – a love for blowing up creepers!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of fierce, fearless women who aren’t afraid to take on any challenge – whether it’s building the tallest tower or battling it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Queen, a player so skilled that even the Ender Dragon bows down to her.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the women are as fierce as they are fabulous, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, creeper-filled world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

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  • KidCraftHardMode

    KidCraftHardMode
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

    imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

    we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

    so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.

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  • Binface vs Sunak Minecraft Server

    Binface vs Sunak Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where Count Binface challenges U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak for Parliament seat IN MINECRAFT!!! build your own crazy campaign headquarters and debate against other players in the most ridiculous ways possible. will you be the next ruler of the server or will you get wrecked by Count Binface’s epic dance moves? join now for a chance to make history in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!!!

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  • ParentalPuzzles

    ParentalPuzzles
    Are you tired of your parents asking you weird questions like “Why are you playing Minecraft for 10 hours straight?” Well, fear no more because our server is the answer to all your parental interrogation problems! Join us and escape to a world where the only question you’ll be asked is “Do you want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into outer space?” Trust us, your parents will never bother you again once they see the epic creations you’ll make on our server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (and maybe launch a few pigs while you’re at it)!

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