Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server

soulmate, Minecraft, longing, Lesbian, Connection

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?

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Blocky Bathroom Break Minecraft Server

advice, awkward situation, use the restroom, Facilities, bathroom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player named Richard who just wanted to use the men’s room in peace. But little did he know, our server had transformed the men’s room into a magical portal to a land of endless fun and adventure! Richard found himself in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly little creatures who just wanted to give hugs.

Join our server and you too can experience the madness and mayhem that Richard did! Build a castle made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just remember one thing: always use the men’s room, Richard. You never know what kind of crazy adventure it might lead you on!

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Haha Minecraft SMP that’s so true SMP Obsidian!

lighthearted, WIT, LAUGHING, sarcasm, JOKE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

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””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

internet humor, Pepe, meme generator, social media, Meme culture

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

viral, funny moment, Server, cute, funny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

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Penguin Commentary Minecraft Server

content creators, commentary channels, humor, Youtubers, reaction videos

Are you tired of boring YouTubers just copying each other’s commentary style? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special potion that turns all players into penguinz0 clones! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as everyone tries to out-commentary each other in the most absurd ways possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground penguin fighting ring where players can battle it out in epic penguin battles for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights. Will you be the ultimate penguin warrior?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible and penguins reign supreme. Who knows, you might just become the next viral sensation with your insane commentary skills and penguin fighting prowess.

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The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

smp, Japanese variety show, Laughter, humor, physical comedy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Bigfoot and earn his respect?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wild!

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The Voted Minecraft SMP King

election results, Decision making, Voting, King, Laughing Out Loud

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.

Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!

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Piss Shiver Minecraft Server

spray the rim, SINK, EMBARRASSING, wipe down, shiver

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our bathroom mishaps are legendary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!

Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!

So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!

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Crafty Cock Suckers Minecraft Server

funny, leaked videos, scandal, viral, suckers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where destiny sucks all the fun out of the game? Well, look no further because on our server, destiny is too busy sucking cock to ruin your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (wink wink). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let destiny do what it does best – sucking cock!

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