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  • DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP

    DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive because they had a feather falling enchantment on their boots. It was so epic, I couldn’t stop laughing!

    And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. I heard they throw parties every night with disco balls made out of diamonds. It’s like a llama rave, man!

    But wait, there’s more! I saw a player build a giant toilet out of pink wool and use it as a secret entrance to their base. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • AnnoyancePro Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyancePro Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got a rule that if you annoy someone, you get $1,000 like whaaat?! Can you imagine all the diamonds you could buy with that? It’s like a dream come true!

    So like, my strategy would be to build a giant statue of a chicken right outside someone’s house and just cluck all day long until they go crazy. And then BAM, $1,000 in my pocket! It’s genius, I tell ya!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llama farmers who control the economy of the server. They’re like the Illuminati but with fuzzy animals. You gotta join and uncover their secrets, it’s wild!

    So come on, join us and start annoying people for cash! It’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me. Plus, llamas. Need I say more?

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  • DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

    DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!

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  • Shit Tier Adventures

    Shit Tier Adventures
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the S-Tier of all servers. I mean, it’s so good, it’s like Shit Tier in a good way, ya know? Like, it’s so OP that you’ll be mining diamonds with your eyes closed and building mansions out of dirt blocks.

    We got crazy stuff happening on this server, like pigs flying and creepers doing the macarena. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move.

    So come join us at xxx.ShitTier.xxx and let’s have a blast together in this wacky Minecraft world!

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  • BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!

    Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!

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  • ChocoCraftFactory

    ChocoCraftFactory
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with Oompa Loompas, golden tickets, and endless amounts of chocolate (in-game, of course). Explore our crazy world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a sugary treat waiting to be devoured. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • GazaRivieraCraft

    GazaRivieraCraft
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE CRAZY THAN TRUMP POSTIN A VIDEO OF NETANYAHU SUNBATHIN IN GAZA RIVIERA! U CAN BUILD UR OWN BEACH RESORT AND HAVE SUNBATHIN PARTIES WITH UR FRIENDS! WE ALSO GOT SECRET UNDERWATER TUNNELS LEADING TO A DIAMOND MINE, WHERE U CAN MINE DIAMONDS WHILE DODGIN CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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  • BaguetteCraft

    BaguetteCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people get offended over harmless jokes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage outrageous humor and crazy antics!

    One time, a player from France joined and we tried to impress her with our limited French vocabulary. Let’s just say things took a hilarious turn when one player tried to use a famous line from a song to break the ice. Needless to say, it didn’t go as planned and chaos ensued! But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make wild jokes, and have a laugh with fellow players, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft world!

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  • WaterMeatCraft

    WaterMeatCraft
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fish are considered water-meat and the sheep are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a diamond sword in a chest guarded by a chicken wearing a top hat.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to groove with these funky animals while exploring our vast and bizarre world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the goofiest things in your language while embarking on hilarious adventures that will leave you laughing for days!

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  • Elon’s Epic Minecraft Fun

    Elon’s Epic Minecraft Fun
    u want to join dis server cuz it’s like being on mars with elon musk himself. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but elon musk swooped in on a rocket ship and saved the day. u never know what crazy adventure will happen next on dis server. so come join us and be a part of the madness.elon musk approves.

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