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  • Party Mom Minecraft SMP

    Party Mom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3686
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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  • Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 8575
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

    So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • Oh My Gosh What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    Oh My Gosh What The Frick Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6648
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Votes: 9099

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite vegetable, and participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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  • Cartoony Bully Minecraft Server

    Cartoony Bully Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2595
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the bullies of the real world? Look no further! Our server is so cartoony, even a 7-foot-tall jock stealing your lunch money will make you laugh instead of cry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can trap bullies in lockers or give them wedgies in-game. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

    Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1800
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Zombie Dances: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Potions Brewed: 52 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

    But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

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  • Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

    Lolli Skates Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9210
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8445 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ores Mined: 3034 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

    Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6223
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

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  • Crafty Comedy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Comedy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4862
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and offers quests that will leave you clucking with excitement. And don’t even get us started on the magical talking sheep who can grant you wishes (for a price, of course).

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a hilariously absurd journey unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.

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  • Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

    Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1326
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5400
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

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  • Stage Walks Minecraft Server

    Stage Walks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3527
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Emeralds Found: 4054
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂

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  • Meme Harold on SOL Minecraft SMP

    Meme Harold on SOL Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9321
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our server is full of wild adventures and crazy antics that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of the Indian in the Thumb. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a mystical Indian warrior who guards a giant thumb made entirely of emerald blocks. Some say he’s there to protect it from griefers, while others believe he’s just really into thumbs. Either way, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and ignore the Indian in the thumb for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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  • MystiCraft survival server Minecraft

    MystiCraft survival server Minecraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7158
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Animals Bred: 145
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

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    This is the best survival server with friends!

    MystiCraftsurvival.aternos.me

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  • Anti-Social Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7417
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 6287
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where socializing is a breeze… for a short while! Join us if you enjoy making friends quickly and then ghosting them just as fast. Our community is perfect for those who thrive on short-lived connections and love the thrill of leaving people hanging.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature called the “Attachment Meter” where you can track how attached people are getting to you before you inevitably disappear. It’s like a game within a game!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can make fleeting friendships and then disappear into the virtual abyss, look no further. Join us now and experience the thrill of being the ultimate social butterfly… for a limited time only!

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  • Signs 2002 Minecraft SMP

    Signs 2002 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6686
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Potions Brewed: 169

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only aliens you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve tamed and put to work mining diamonds for us! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant creepers, secret treasure hunts in haunted mansions, and a never-ending supply of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by llamas).

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Dance King?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey full of laughter, danger, and questionable llama fashion choices, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism…those aliens can be sneaky.

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  • Horie Ao’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Horie Ao’s Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5742
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Horie Ao! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Catch it if you can, but be warned, it’s faster than a speeding minecart.

    4. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Look no further than Horie Ao! Our server is home to a magical stable where players can tame and ride their very own unicorn. Just watch out for the rainbow poop.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Horie Ao today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • SymphoGears Nanoha Minecraft SMP

    SymphoGears Nanoha Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3301
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4648 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking llama who challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond block. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week. Sound like fun? That’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to the legendary Symphogears and Nanoha projects, where players can battle it out in epic showdowns using magical girl powers and giant mechs. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7957
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8474 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Zombie Dances: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting trolled on 4chan? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only trolling you’ll experience is when someone tries to steal your diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got pigs that fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So say goodbye to 4chan and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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  • TurkeyTrotter Minecraft SMP

    TurkeyTrotter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9007
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Crops Grown: 9257

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    Are you a Trump supporter feeling left out and unwanted this Thanksgiving? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Trump supporters are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant wall around your base to keep out all the haters, where you can ride around on a MAGA-themed roller coaster, and where you can even have a pet orange cat named Donald Meow!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Trumpkin mob, who will fight by your side in battles against the evil Antifa army. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret bunker hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of gold-plated diamonds!

    So why wait? Join our Trump-tastic Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a Trump supporter is anything but unwanted! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain!

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  • Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server

    Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6151
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Towns Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tiny neurotic incestuous tribes in deserts claiming to be God’s chosen people! In fact, our server is so wild and wacky that even God himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?

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  • Before Westernization Minecraft SMP

    Before Westernization Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 3897
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Japan’s history of nanshoku relationships? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us and experience the thrill of forming pederastic relationships with your fellow players, just like in the pre-Meiji period. The older partner, or nenja, can be a seasoned player while the younger partner, the chigo, can be a newbie looking for guidance. And don’t worry, the relationship will dissolve once the chigo reaches adulthood or leaves the server – we keep it honorable here!

    But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can also experience the warrior class tradition of same-sex love. Train in the martial arts with a more experienced player and form a bond that transcends age categories. The nenja loves, the chigo is loved – it’s a dynamic duo that will have you feeling like a true samurai.

    And as Japan progressed into the Meiji era, our server continues to embrace same-sex practices. But beware, there may be some animosity towards these practices as you navigate through the server. Will you stand strong against opposition or succumb to the pressures of Westernization efforts?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you may just find yourself in a nanshoku relationship that will stand the test of time – or at least until the next server reset!

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